Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

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RasenganFin: glad you like it

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After some quick talking, Waddles was able to convince them he wasn't a threat, he then proceeded to sniff Mcgucket's hat and lead them to him...

So focused on Saving Mcgucket and following the cute pig with the rocking voice...the girls forgot one thing...

...

"Seriously?! The one time he isn't here!?" Shouts an annoyed Dipper...who was already NOT in the best mood's. AFTER Tambry had taken all those pictures of him, she tells him she already called Pacifica and she told her to tell him that her seeing Dipper didn't count...and that they locked the shack and wouldn't open it until tonight.

So basically he'd been forced to streak naked through the city until he got to the dump...fortunately no one saw him but he knew it was only a matter of time- and the cold was REALLY not helping his situation at all!

Frantically he looked around the crumbling wreck of Mcgucket's hut- quickly dismissing the wreckage as another one of Mcguckets projects running amock -he then found a paper several years old talking about how Mcgucket was found dazed and confused outside the Gravity falls History Museum.

Dipper sighed, "Well, it's not like I have any other leads..."

...

Wendy and Pacifica walked through the museum as Waddles sniffed the trail...all the way to room full of ancient eyes.

"The trail ends at this wall," Sqwaked Waddles.

Pacifica nods, "Okay, there must be a hidden latch or switch or something- begins to look around -Give me a minute and I'll-

BAM!

Wendy shoots a hole in the wall, "Or... we could do that." Said Pacifica awkwardly.

As they walked down the steps, Wendy kept her gun out and loaded.

"Doesn't this...seem a bit too easy to you?" Asks Pacifica.

"How so?" Asked an alert Wendy.

"Well, this is the secret lair of a secretive possibly esoteric group...shouldn't there be...I don't know...a booby trap? A sentry?

The lights go out...

"An ambush?" Whimperd Pacifica before both girls are grabbed in the dark.

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Dipper looks back and forth behind the tree to make sure no one sees, he then quickly runs across the street covering himself with a discarded newspaper-

SPLASH!

A car quickly zooms by and splashes Dipper with a puddle that disintegrates his paper, Dipper groans but finishes running and jumps into a bush outside the museum entrance-

SQUEAL!

And jumps onto waddles ridding a mini-auto scooter?! "Wait, what!?" He asks confused. "Dipper! Thank goodness your here! Wendy and Pacifica have been captured!" Shouts Waddles.

"WAIT, WHAT!?"

Waddles quickly explains the situation...

Dipper glares at the museum...

"Forget modesty...let's get dangerous..."

He turns to waddles, "Can you build me an oxygen tank and a breather?"

Waddles smirks, "What size?"

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"Fear not girls, soon this will all seem like a bad dream." Said Blind-Ivan as he brought the memory gun to them-

GAH!

A flamming Toby runs into the room from upstairs, "THE MUSEUM IS ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!"

The Blind Eye's ignore the latter but run upstairs for the former. Wendy and Pacifica are quickly forgotten as indeed the museum was on fire!

"HURRY! WE NEED TO GET THIS BLAZE UNDER CONTROL! WE CAN'T AFFORD ATTENTION TO BE DRAWN TO OUR LAIR!" Shouts Iavn, the Blind-eye's obey...

...

Several blind eye's try to get the sprinkler's working again, somehow their circuits had been disabled. They open the sprinkler control panel-

SPLASH!

ZAP!

A bunch of water was dumped on them at the same time a fully-loaded tazer was sprung out of the control panel...they were all incapacitated in seconds...

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Several Bind-eye's take a short-cut through the dinosaur exhibit to get to the bathroom to get a bucket brigade going-

GAH!

They shouted in agony as a giant Elasmosaurus skeleton falls from above on top of them...

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"FORGET THIS! WERE LEAVING!" Shouts Sprotts as he and the most of the remaining Blind-eye's flee out the door-

BOOM!

Only for a large crate of prop witches to fall on them...

"I...I knew witches would be my downfall...curse our country's pro-witch policies!" Groaned a horribly injured Sprott...

...

Buddy Gleeful ran through the flames, desperate to find a way out...he stumbles into the caveman exhibit...

He sees a bunch of naked cave-people...despite the situation Buddy can't help but chuckle at the young cave-boy. "Look's like someone skimped on plastic for the boy's 'anatomy' he laughs deleriously thanks to the smoke fumes, he turns around-

WHACK!

Dipper whacks him on the back of the head with a club, "I accidentally spilled cold water on myself when rigging the sprinkler's! OKAY!?" Shouts a flustered Dipper through his breather mask as Buddy falls down unconcious.

"Good to know."

Dipper turns around just in time to see Blind-Ivan pointing the memory gun at him-

ZAP!

SQUEAL!

WADDLES!

Dipper looks on amazed as waddles took the blow for him...

"Waddles?" Asks Dipper concerned.

Waddles smirks, "As anticipated, the gun was designed with HUMAN brains in mind." He then charges forward at Ivan.

"WAIT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? I THOUGHT-

Waddles slams into him and knocks him out cold...

"That'll do pig, that'll do." Says Dipper with a smile...

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He was able to get the girls and Mcgucket out quickly enough before the building collapsed, they then erased the memories of the surviving Blind eye's...Blind Ivan was an issue as they apparently erased too much, but Pacificia quickly tells him his name is Ivan and that he needs to hitch a ride to Seattle to speak to the authorities as he has amnesia.

Then Wendy finds that the blind eye's hidden lair is unscathed from the fire and after using it to help Mcgucket find his memories...

"Hey want to watch more memory videos? I found the societies snack stashes." She holds up popcorn. "I'm in" , says Pacifica happily. Dipper on the floor examining the contents of Toby's pants that he'd swiped, get's up-

slip

"Me too." Says Dipper.

The girls just stare...then smirk. "Wow, Toby's pants are even more shabby then his shoes." Quips Wendy with a chuckle.

"What are you-

And then he sees said pants had now fallen, exposing him.

"Ah, man." Groaned Dipper as he coverd himself.

"Relax dipper, you've MORE then earned a nude day." Says Wendy reassuringly.

Dipper blushed, "Really?"

"Yep." Said a smiling Pacifica as she slapped Dipper in the rear causing a startled Dipepr to step out of his pants. Which Pacifica snatches and throws it in the nearby fire.

Dipper glares, "Really?" He asks annoyed.

but the girls just laugh and escort an embaressed yet happy Dipper downstairs.

"I wonder why they took Mcgucket in the first place though?" Asks Dipper confused.

Wendy shrugs, "Who cares? I'm more annoyed we'll have to tell Mable she was right to get that dang pig..." She says annoyed.

Pacifica frowns, "Where is waddles anyway? He should be here celebrating with us."

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Meanwhile, Waddles stares at a strange wheel surrounding an even stranger triangle figure...

"I'm in." Squeaks the pig...

which Dipper and Pacifica are happy to enjoy and find the societies snack stash, full of popcorn.

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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