Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Gamelover41592: ...1. I have my issues with her. 2. This is more the result of merging several plot-bunnies together then anything
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Stan was giving Mable gruff about hitting Wendy in the eye with a laptop piece, "Wendy's unassuming appearance lets her get the drop on potential shoplifters. Despite her lazy attitude she will lay down the thunder. It's why I haven't fired her despite her attitude. I don't know what you did you get her so angry Mabel, but I suggest you make amends soon. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go into the next room and scratch myself in some very inappropriate locations on my body."
Mable sighed as he left, she looked over as once again Dipper was having a good time with Wendy and Pacifica...and not even inviting her...
Suddenly Stan runs out of the room carrying old Goldie and toward Soos, "Soos! Buddy! We need to get Las Vegas quick! If I play my cards right then marrying this- lifts up Goldie -we'll give me a huge payout, but we gotta move fast! You need to be my wingman if things go sideways!"
Soos frowned, "No can do Mr. Pines, My cousin Reggie is having his rehearsal Dinner tonight and I-
"Yeah, don't care! Fine! I'll go myself!"
"Can I go?" Asked Mable excitedly, Dipper wouldn't invite her to more adventures? FINE! She wouldn't invite him either!"
Stan frowned for a moment...Then shrugged. "Eh, beggars can't be choosers."
Mable squealed as she ran after him, she could see it now! This was the start of anew series of adventures! Just her and her Grunkle Stan!
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Wendy, Pacifica and Dipper laughed as they watched on TV as Robbie got kicked in the nuts by A Kill-Billy...only to then be beten up and dragged away by the Blind-eye's.
They put in another random memory tube and laugh as Lazy-Susan's hair gets set on fire by a gremlin.
But the laughter stopped when they saw the next tube...Wendy and Dipper on a date!?
"WAIT, WHAT!?"
According to the Tube it was dated shortly AFTER the 'Lamby Dance' incident.
"I...I remember now! I dated him as a thank you for saving my life!" Shouted Wendy, No wonder nothing ever came out of her 'stare at a wall and rethink everything' revelation!
Dipper snarled, apparently they were attacked by a werewolf mail man- So Soos was right! -half way through the date.
And then happened to be unlucky that time to be spotted by the Blind-eye's who then captured them while they were too tired and injured to fight back.
Both Wendy and Dipper growled at this, if not for that stupid society...they might have been dating by now!
Fortunately, Pacifica gets things back on a lighter side by bringing out a tube labeled for her and Dipper that was dated after the 'pioneer day' scandal.
At first Wendy and Pacifica were laughing- while Dipper grumbled -as Pacifica pretended to be a bandit, cornering Dipper in the woods, pressing a fake gun to his back and forcing him to strip naked.
She then reveals who she really is and throws his clothes off a nearby cliff before Dipper can stop her...
And the it was Dipper's turn to laugh with Wendy while Pacifica grumbles.
For karma decided to pay Pacifica back at this point in the form of a Leprechaun attacking her and filling her clothes with rash weed for a laugh.
Panicked and itchy, Pacifica strips down completely to scratch herself.
Dipper then quickly steals her clothes- pauses long enough to dump out the rash weed and wash it in a nearby stream -and then runs off with them to wear home...only to run into a Blind-Eye guy who quickly captures them both.
"So that's how I ended up outside and naked that one night...stupid jerks could have at least given me clothes! ...well, at least no one saw me streak home..." Thinks Pacifica.
"So that naked blonde girl I saw after waking up that night in the woods was PACIFICA? ...Huh, neat." Thinks Dipper.
It's then that Pacifica gets a call from Stan saying he'll be gone and their in charge of the shack...she gets a wicked grin.
"Wendy...I think it's time we held up our deal to Dipper."
Wendy gulps as she blushes...
...Meanwhile in Vegas...
Mable sighs as she watches Stan's car burn while naked and chained to a flagpole, "I don't think this spinoff will get the greenlight". She admitted outloud.
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They had Dipper wait outside while they undressed, and to be fair to Dipper Pacifica tossed their clothes out the window so they couldn't back out...
Pacifica seemed more confident and just walked straight out...But Wendy...Wendy felt shy and flustered. This was the first time she'd WILLINGLY be naked in front of Dipper...
"What is wrong with you Corduroy?! You've walked through the house n*** scaring your brothers on a Saturday morning, gone skinny dipping with Tambry, you've showered in the high school locker room! It's just Dipper! The guy who jumped through time to not bean me in the eye with a baseball, Made Tambry's Summerween party a blowout, helped me remember my mother's makeup applying technique, comforts me when I cry..."
Wendy then notices she's crying and frantically tries to steel herself as she goes into the next room she tries to distract herself by looking at a picture of a bear, "I guess I better go ahead and BEAR all-
"NO PUNS!" Screams Pacifica from the gift shop where Dipper is. Wendy frowns but walks in flustered to see an equally flustered Dipper staring back.
Before they can say anything-
The front door bell dings, signaling a customer!
"DIpper! You told me that you closed up the shop!" Hissed a mortified Paciifca.
"I DID!" Exclaimed Dipper in a panic.
Little did they know, that an oblivious Soos- who'd been sent home early by Pacifica -had seen the 'close' sign and door locked on his way out and had sought to 'help' by letting the customers in before leaving...
Dipper looked between the two naked girls, the customers were coming fast and the girls had nowhere to hide! He needed to think fast!
And then Dipper got an idea...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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