Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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The Howling Behemoth: 1. answered on PM. 2. And more you'll get!

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Who wants a lamby? Lamby?

Sings a mortified Dipper in full Lamby garb(he- reluctantly - kept one nearby in case Wendy was ever in trouble again).

WE DO! WE DO!

Shouts the crazed tourists as they descend into a frenzy over the 'cutie'...

Wendy and Pacifica have to fight their tears as they scramble up the ladder to the roof without being seen...leaving Dipper alone with those jackals...but this was his plan...and they would honor his sacrifice...by running their naked butts out of there!

They quickly make their way down from the roof and hide in the nearby bushes...

KIWA!

RIP!

GAH!

TEAR!

COME HERE CUTIE!

HELP!

Just in time to see a cloud of shredded clothing to fly out an open window...followed by a naked Dipper. He frantically runs away covering his privates, "There hands were EVERYWHERE!" He groans outloud.

The girls were quick to offer their sympathy...and a way out. Soos had of course left for his cousins wedding over the weekend and left his truck behind. So they decide to 'borrow' it and drive to a secluded part of the lake and wait until nightfall before coming back to the Shack...

"Psst! Wendy...has it occurred to you that we've only ever seen Dipper...'soft'?" She whispers playfully. Wendy smirks... "What do you have in mind?"

"Let's make a bet...the one of us who gets Dipper to "come to attention" wins...loser has to do chores for a week!" "Your on."

Now Wendy of course drives Soos's truck well, she doesn't want to upset him. "With his birthday coming up, I can't let him come back from his cousins wedding to a damaged truck. That'd be too much for him." She thinks to herself. But the road is still bumpy and what with the girls having no bras...it makes for a very interesting show for Dipper.

"Stay calm, stay calm...unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts! Grunkle Stan's chest hair! Soo's bending over! Mable coming out of the shower! (shudder) Okay, too far with that last one!"

Staying calm becomes even harder when the girls juicy fruits that when bitten into more often than not dribble juice on their chests. And of course Dipper doesn't eat anything cause he keeps giving the fruit to the girls to see glistening juices on their... you know.

Needless to say Dipper is quick to jump into the cold lake when they get there...

Both girls curse at this, "Want me to stack the odds against him?" Says Pacifica with a smirk as she brings out a bottle of pills..

Wendy nods as Pacifica slips several pills into a soda and gives it to an oblivious Dipper who drinks it happily...

The girls then dive in after him...

Neither notice the eye's...the eye's in the deep blue lake...watching them..savoring them...coming toward them...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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