Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
(I apologize forgetting some of your comments before the 'why of Mable hate' chapter, correcting that now)
RasenganFin: 1. Eh, I'll try to work that in somehow 2. Eh, I'm starting a new account on fimfiction and I need to fill it up...so yes, I guess I am.
Gamelover41592: thank you.
The Howling Behemoth: Rasenagen is clearly a wendip shipper...but maybe, just maybe I can do something.
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Dipper groaned, both girls were playing volleyball...and seeing them 'bounce'...it was causing...'problems'. "Oh, this is bad! I've managed to keep myself at half chub whenever things get out of hand in the past but this time the only thing that seems to keep me from 'maximum hardness' is the cold water I'm submersed in!"
Dipper's mind races as he drinks another one of the drinks that Pacifica keeps slipping him, it was the only thing keeping him calm...
Pacifica glares, "Stupid cold water! All that extra-strength Viagra I'm slipping him should have kicked in by now!" Annoyed, she decides to kick things into high-gear.
She saunters up to him, making sure her chest is exposed and dripping, "Hey Dipper, whatcha doing?" She says in the most innocent way possible.
"Certainly not thinking about my genitals! Absolutely not about that!" Sputters a flustered Dipper. Pacifica giggled, but pressed into him more, "That's too bad...because I am."
Dipper gulped.
Wendy glared and started to march forward, "That little, no way am I going to lose-
And then she trips over something in the water-
SPLASH!
THUD!
GAH!
Wendy groans as her butt hurts where it landed, she looks around confused. "Where's Dipper?" "He's been rear ended." Said Pacifica with a smirk.
a panicked Wendy quickly realizes she's sitting a on a quickly drowning Dipper's face! Quickly she drags him up and out of the water and gives him CPR, Dipper slowly wakes up..and seeing his nude crush make out with him, plus the dozen pills in his system and the fact he's no longer has the cold water for cover-
SPROING!
"Totally worth losing the bet, just to see that." Said a flustered and...lustful Pacifica.
''Holy Salmon! He's huge!'' Shouts Wendy amazed/excited/embarrassed...curious?
Indeed they wouldn't know until later...but Pacifica had gotten those Viagra pills from a gnome in the woods, their magical properties plus the fact he ate so much of them in addition to being under such 'pressure'... caused his loins to expand to a foot long!
Dipper was too stunned by this sudden development to even be embarrassed! He could only lay on the ground in stunned silence...
ROAR!
GAH!
The girls screamed as while their guard was down a monstrous octopus grabbed them and dragged them back into the water!
DIPPER HELP!
That snapped Dipper out of it! He ran to the rescue-
GAH!
Only to immediately trip over his now elongated genitals, "Naked girls, octopus monsters, and freakishly long 'stuff'...who in their right mind decided to make my life some mediocre Japanese porn?" Thinks Dipper annoyed as he tries to get up again, his friends thrashing in the tenticals, screaming for help...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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