Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Wicked.A: Fixed it

RasenganFin: I did something like that, enjoy!

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Wendy and Pacifica screamed as they struggled against the tenticals, "For the love of- What is with pervy octopus and groping cute girls!?"

Suddenly the octopus stopped growling, put on a monocle and top hat, and spoke in a British accent, "Actually, there's nothing perverse about it. Although I'm quite sure you both are attractive by human 'standards- he says that last bit with a sarcastic scoff -You do nothing for me. No, the correlation between my kinds attack of female's who are sans clothing is far more pedestrian. Human male genitals are disgustingly salty, and your clothes get caught in our teeth. Hence the preference you see before you today."

Wendy and Pacifica just gaped in disbelief.

"Right, so where were we? ...Ah, yes- ROOOAAAAR!

"EEEEEEEK" Screamed both girls as it lunged at them again-

ZAP!

Suddenly the beast was much smaller, "Yum, sushi." Said Pacifica as she quickly ate it in one gulp.

They looked over to Dipper who was holding up a weird stone, "Thankfully the shrink stone area was nearby!" He shouts exhausted.

"Shrink stone?" Asked Pacifica.

Wendy quickly explains how Dipper briefly toyed with the notion of using a stone to increase his height after Mable teased him- but forgot about it after Wendy yelled at Mable for being an ungrateful jerk, hurting Dipper with something she KNEW hurt his feelings despite risking his life to save her ungrateful but most of the summer! And made Dipper feel better...

She stopped near the end when she saw how exhausted and still erect Dipper was...

"Uh, Pacifica? How much of that Viagra did you give him?"

Dipper then falls on his back unconscious and still flying 'full mast', "Uh...five bottles worth?" She stated uneasily.

Wendy sighed and called her dad and tell him that Dipper passed out having an excuse to stay with him, not mentioning that she's naked... and he's got an impressive manhood.

sadly...

"Oh, come on!" Shouts Wendy. Apparently one of the stray tentecal swipes hit the truck, snaping the fuel line, causing the gas to leak out.

Which left two naked, shivering girls to carry their naked- and still erect -friend home...through the dark woods and town-

ZAP!

PACIFICA! That's not helping!" Shouts Wendy as Pacifica uses the stone to make Dipper's junk a bit larger...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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