Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Fortunately, it was almost night so the streets were mostly deserted as they carried Dipper between them. They can'y help as he was now spread eagle with his still junk pointing upward as they lifted him by his arms and legs.
And Pacifica...not being able to help herself, keeps using the stone to make his 'size' increase whenever Wendy isn't looking.
ZAP!
"Dang it Pacifica! Don't you get the more you do that, the harder it is to carry him!?" Shouts Wendy.
"And don't you get the more I do this, the more likely Dipper won't be able to wear pants anymore?" She points out with a mischievous grin.
"...Carry on." Said Wendy neutrally after a long, flustered silence.
There was one incident were someone drove close to them and asked for direction's...but fortunately the darkness concealed their nudity and passed off Dipper's junk as a flagpole.
...they almost burst out laughing when the guy saluted the 'flagpole' before driving away.
But other then that, they made it back to the Shack...only to find it locked.
"Well, that's just great!" Shouts an annoyed Pacifica as she and Wendy shiver in the cold night air.
Not having much choice...they cuddle with Dipper to share body warmth under a bush...
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Wendy grumbles to herself half-way through the night. "Geez Dippers hunting knife is poking my butt... *Opens her eyes in panic* Dipper doesn't HAVE a Hunting knife." But before she can do anything sleep envelops her and she falls back into sleeps sweet embrace...
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Dipper groans... "What happened?" He says out loud. Wendy, having already awoke, confesses about the bet, the magic Viagra pills, and Pacifica using the growth ray on him...repeatedly.
Dipper blushes at the situation...and his new 'endowment'.
"Well...at least no one will make fun of me in the locker room." He says out loud.
Pacifca- having just woke up -laughs, "Forget that, your film star quality now!"
Dipper smiled at that "Y'know since the carnival I've been figuratively beaten up 6 ways to Sunday, and one literal case... But it's all been worth it since I get to experience a lot of awesome things... " He smirks at Wendy and Pacifica's naked bodies...his junk once more going erect...
ROAR!
Only for a wolf to jump out of the woods bite his manhood and then drag him into the woods, "STILL WORTH IT!" He screams in pain as Wendy and Pacifica chase after him...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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