Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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RasenganFin: yep

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Dipper groaned as he woke up, "What...what happened?"

"You fought off that wolf with your barehands! Your a hero dude!" Exclaims Wendy happily.

Dipper frowns, "Huh...why don't I remember that?" Pacifica smirks, ""Well there's not a lot of blood in your brain." She points out his rager. Dipper blushes, and tries to cover it..emphasis on 'tried'.

"What the...It's even bigger now! and...hairier? HOW!?" Shouted out Dipper frantically.

"Don't question it dude! Your a king among men now!" Shouted Wendy.

"Well...yeah but...how am I suppose to wear pants!?" Dipper groans as he walks upstairs...

Both girls turn to each other.

"So were in agreement? We never tell him he got turned into a werewolf, overpowered us and humped us non-stop for hours?" Asked Wendy

"Only if you promise never to reveal I deliberately tweaked the werewolf antidote so his junk would get larger and harier...even more so during a full moon." Said Pacifica

"deal."

...

Dipper grunted with effort as he tried to get his pants on, he breathed a sigh of relief as he accomplished it. It took over an hour but he finally-

And then Wendy bent down in front of him to pick up a comb-

RIP!

RIP!

Dipper glared down at the now ruined pair of pants and underwear that had fallen prey to his rager...like all the other's.

Dipper looked up at Wendy, "Wendy...look everytime you bend over to pick up your comb- Dipper blushes -Look, I've lost 12 pairs of pants and underwear alredy!"

"Say, no more I'm gone!" Said Wendy as she leaves the room...and then 'tag's in' pacifica when she's sure Dipper isn't looking.

Pacifica walks into the room just as dipper finally gets another pair on-

"Hey Dipper! What do you think of my new swimsuit!?" Shouts Pacifica sporting a new one-piece

RIP!

RIP!

Pacifica giggles, "Well that answers that question!"

Dipper groans as he tosses the ruined garments away to the increasingly large pile.

"Actually, good timing. Did you find the shrink stones where I said they'd be? I can't believe I'm saying this...but I need to make my wiener smaller."

Pacifica laughs, "Wow, you might be the first guy to EVER say that...but no, they weren't there."

"What!? But I saw a whole load of them when I got that one to beat that kraken!" He asserted.

Pacifica shrugged. "Don't know what to tell you when I went where you directed...they were gone."

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"Okay, move it people!" Shouted Pacifica as the various goons that made up her family's employ list packed up all the crystals and boxed them away...

...

Dipper groaned, but thanked Pacifca and went back to trying to put on some pants...

Which thanks to Wendy and Pacifica never got off the ground...

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Mable sighed as she walked back to Gravity falls naked, she had no idea where Grunkle Stan was...but between his disappearance, the fires, the random racoon attacks, and the Texas stand-off's...

This had not been a good trip, the whole summer'd been falling to pieces since that dang carnival...

But maybe there was a silver-lining somewhere in all this...she'd overheard Stan talking about Soos birthday coming up...that always cheered her up! Maybe it would even cheer Dipper up!

Mable continued on, a skip back in her step-

GAH!

And the the racoons returned...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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