Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
RasenganFin: Sorry, have my own plans but I think you'll like it. I'll use some of it though. Also, enjoy!
Wicked.A: Because it's hilarious, don't worry. Things get better for him later.
The Howling Behemoth: Okay, but you'll have to use one of your updates.
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Wendy tries to keep her heartbeat steady, she puts all her attention into 'avoiding eye contact monthly'. All the while trying to NOT think of the pre-teen not five feet away from her that made her...think VERY inappropriate thoughts.
Wendy chastised herself, "This is stupid...I've beaten up Grizzlies, lions, alligators, chased a billy goat through a blizzard naked- man that Christmas was WEIRD -and here I am cowering from a 12 year old? Pathetic! Besides, for better or for worse this kid's going to be spending the summer with me. If I don't deal with this...'issue', then I'm just going to be miserable all summer!"
It's then that she realizes that Stan is demanding Dipper go out into the woods and put up signs, Wendy sighed. "Well, dad's advice to 'stare down the barrel of the gun' facing your problems has never stirred me wrong before...except cousin Ruddy...poor bastard, they never did find all of his brain matter..."
So She then volunteers to help Dipper, reasoning that she knows the woods better than him. Stan just shrugs and doesn't argue with that...
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Dipper and Wendy walked in awkward silence, Dipper...Dipper had never really spent much time with the opposite gender(His sister being the obvious exception)...especially a much older...much CUTER girl.
And Wendy was trying VERY hard to ignore the burning of her loins and the relentless urge to overpower the pre-teen next to her, rip his shorts off and ravish him...
"Why'd I think this was a good idea? I should just- NO! You need to deal with this now!"
She turns to Dipper, "Sooooo..."
"Soooooo..." Mimicked an equally awkward Dipper.
"...your name is...Dipper right?" She asked finally.
Dipper nodded as he put more signs up, "Yeah...that's..that's right...and your...Wendy?"
Wendy nodded, they then again awkwardly lapse into silence as they put up more signs...
"Sooo...where do you and your sister hail from?" Asked Wendy.
"Oh, uh...we came from Peidmont California." Admitted Dipper.
"Oh...okay, so a real crazy place huh? Real party town is it?"
"Actually, it's been voted the most boring city in America 50 years running."
"Oh."
Another long silence- broken only by banging nails -lingers on...
Dipper coughed, "Soooo...what about gravity Falls? Anything exciting happen here?"
Wendy snorted, "Yeah, right. The day something exciting happens in this dump is the day a garden gnome bites my butt." She says with a laugh.
CLANG!
Both kids turn toward the tree Dipper had just pounded in surprise, closer examination revealed...A hidden panel?
Wendy's eye's widen, "What in the-
CHOMP!
OW!
Screamed Wendy as something bit her on the rump, "shmebulock!" Shouted the weird, tiny creature as he ran off with into the forest as he munched on a piece of Jean.
"What in the- did you see that Dipper!?" Exclaimed Wendy as she turned around.
Dipper went very red, "Er, yes...very much so!" Exclaimed a now very flustered Dipper as he tried to look away from his new friends now VERY exposed rear view...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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