Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

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Dipper was in an awkward situation. He'd hoped that when he and Wendy went back to the grove they'd find some shrink crystals that pacifica had missed, but they'd found nothing!

Of course, since they'd gone at night so no one else would see Dipper's 'issue' Dipper had been forced to rely mostly on Wendy's nature skills to find anything. So he sent her back on her own during the day hoping that better visibility would help things...but again, Wendy came back empty handed!

It didn't make any sense! he'd taken a crystal from that grove to fight the kraken! and the journal confirmed that that was the location!

So what happened!? Crystals couldn't just get up and walk away...or could they? This was Gravity Falls after all...well, that's a worrying thought...

...Earlier that night...

Dang it Pacifica! Those stupid goons you hired left behind hundreds of crystals! If Dipper hadn't brought me along to 'help' him this whole thing would've been blown!" Shouted Wendy annoyed as she handed the absolute LAST of the free crystals in all of Gravity falls(she'd quadruple checked both times and can say with 100% certainty that she'd picked every last deposit completely clean) to the blonde.

Pacifica sighed, "Well, I guess it serves me right to buy goons at a $999,999.99 store..."

...now...

Dipper decided to not worry about that now, he had bigger concerns now. To hide his shame he'd worn a long trench coat and had volunteered to work behind the counter as an added measure.

He notices Soos and Mable doing something weird with the vending machine...he then sees her taking Soos wallet and looking for it. Dipper wants to stop her, but doesn't want to draw attention to himself.

So he tries to discretely signal the girls to take care of it...unfortunately, Wendy is too busy trying to get vomit out of Pacifica's hair after her brief stint as being dressed as the Banshee Exhibit.

When Dipper looks back, Mable is gone...

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Long story short; Mable learned when Soos Birthday was(i.e. today) and threw it for him...only to learn that Soos hates his Birthday. After all her recent failures Mable just slunked away to Sweaterland and locked herself in her room in defeat...

Dipper, Wendy, and Pacifica. Feeling bad for Soos take him to the laser arcade to cheer him up.

"Don't worry buddy, were right behind you." Said Dipper.

Soos smiles and runs on ahead, the three run in after him-

ZAP!

Only for the three of them to to run through a strange door, Dipper groaned, "It's too early for this." He said irritably, Not seeing the time-door slam down on the coattails of his trench coat and begin to retract the whole sucker into it's maw as it dissipated-

RIP!

"Wow, so you didn't even bother to wear a shirt under that?" Asked Pacifica as she and Wendy giggled at Dipper's misfortune.

"Shut up." Groused Dipper miserably...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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