Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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"Well, here you go." Said Mable as he gave 'Blendin' the rift.

Then to her surprise he drops it! "Oops!" Said Blendin in mock surprise...only for it to turn to a snarl of anger!

The rift was intact! Mable let out a breath of relief, "Whew, that was close! Now could you- But she stopped mid-sentence when she saw how angry Blendin was.

"Blendin? You okay?" Asked Mable concerned.

Blendin; AKA Bill Cipher was furious! Shooting Star had gotten him here too late! Sixer had permanently sealed the rift already! All his plans, ruined! It would take generations for the conditions for his release to line up perfectly again...and by that time...the nightmare realm will have imploded with him in it!

Bill takes at the coin he'd palmed from Mable's backpack, this was a special coin that would him to semi-manifest himself physically to do one thing briefly...he wouldn't be able to do anything too big on it's own...but if he worked this right...

"Even if this backfires, I'll still get my revenge on Sixer...that's worth something." Said Bill out loud

Mable was getting frightened, "Blendin, what are you-

"SLENDERMAN GIVE ME STRENGTH! GIVE ME THE POWER I NEED TO SACRIFICE THIS LOWLY MORTAL!"

Suddenly Blendin was encased in a yellow aura, Mable fell down on the ground in fear and frantically tried to crawl away

Bill screamed and grabbed her by the throat, doing so his googles fell off revealing his signature demonic glare.

Mable gagged as her windpipe broke, and her life flashed before her eyes- she didn't eat nearly as much glitter as she'd hoped -and out of her mouth to assault the rift container!

Bill growled, even with a spell powered by the sacrifice of a (semi) innocent life, it was very doubtful it would break that adhesive- lousy Pan-Dimensional Beings of Trilazzx Beta! Can't even tell up from their rear, yet can make an adhesive that can thwart even elder gods!? How did that even make sense!? -still, at this point he was desperate...besides, like he'd said before, worse case scenario: Sixer still had one more dead body on his consciousness, that'd still be something...

"LET HER GO BILL!"

Bill smirks, "Speak of the devil." He turns to see a Quantum Destabilizer being pointed at him by an angry Ford Pines accompanied by an even angrier Dipper.

Ford tried to keep the panic off his face, he had no idea what Bill as doing to the rift. But it didn't look good! He needed to act fast! If he could just shoot him with the destabalizer while he was in this weird semi-corporal state(what was it, a ugly hairless gopher in an even uglier white work suite?), it might be enough to destroy him! but...Mable was too close to him! She'd get hit too!

And then he saw what he needed to do.

"How did you even get down here bill?! Only my family knew the code!" Demanded Ford suddenly, making sure that Bill had his attention solely on him.

Bill laughed, "You have Shooting Star here to thank for that." Mocked Bill as he gestured to a now very blue faced Mable.

Dipper groaned, "...She didn't." He said in a hopeful yet resigned voice.

"Oh, she did!" Laughed Bill.

While Bill Bragged about how Mable wanted summer to loop and never end and how he was planning to twist that wish to trap her in a 'gilded cage' of a dream world where she'd get her hearts desire and be forever young and happy...while the world burned around her...

Dipper had to resist to urge to throttle Mable himself...he took a deep breath, for better or for worse...saving Mable was the right thing to do...he'd be furious at her later.

Bill cackled, "Like Niece like Grunkle I guess? Seriously, are all the kooky twins in your family good at fraking up their siblings lives? Makes you wonder if your parents should'a just drowned the lot of them at bir-

CRACK!

"Where we kooky twins lack in smarts we mack up with PIPE TO THE FACE!" Shouts Stan triumphantly having successfully snuck up behind Bill thanks to Ford's diversion and cracked him in the head with a lead pipe.

Bill popped out of Blendin, his form still semi-physical thanks to the coins now fading energy-

Ford knew that should be the part he said something cool like in the old flickies...Yeah, he had nothing. This was more Stan's thing-

ZAP!

Bill screamed in agony as his form shattered-

BOOM!

And said shards ricocheting caused large parts of the room to explode-

CRASH!

Which caused the room above to collapse on the screaming Pines.

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Wendy, having just come in to clock in for the morning...just looked at the hole that formed in the foyer speechless... "I should just walk back home RIGHT now." She said more to herself then anyone.

...but then she heard the familiar kitten sneeze of her best friend...followed by his even more familiar groan of pain...

Wendy sighed, "I hate being the good guy." She said flatly as he began to climb down into the wreckage to help her favorite family...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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