Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

The Howling Behemoth: ...I might have some ideas...no promises though...

Guest: are you trying to send me a link? If your trying to send me a link, then the website is messing it up so now it's useless to search for it. Sorry.

RasenganFin: I'd hoped someone would like that

Gamelover41592: My Aunt Beverly condition got worse, what can I say? Mable-bashing is a good stress reliever.

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AN: HAPPY B-DAY RASENEGANFIN! ENJOY!

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Thankfully, Blendin was so busy screaming at the time cops for grabbing the wrong girl. They were able to grab a spare time-measure and leave- it didn't hurt that the cops were reluctant to grab a naked boy-

"I can't afford to end up on the sex offender list! My wife would kill me!"

Unfortunately they ended up off target by ten years...

So remember, we need to make sure to not change the past...or MAKE the past...I forget how this time travel thing works" Admitted a still naked Dipper sheepishly, they were going through back-alleys so dipper's shame wouldn't be exposed to everyone...

Wendy frowned...she felt...she felt like there was something important about this day...what was it...

"This dream goes nowhere Toby!" Screams Pacifica to a younger Toby Determined as he was doing his Razzler Dazzler routine.

The three of them have a good laugh at that, including Dipper. He's so busy laughing while walking-

OOF!

EEP!

-That he didn't see the crying five year old walk into him. Dipper groaned as he helped her up, "Sorry about that, you okay?" He asked, the girl wiped her tears, looked at him- then erupted in giggles. "Your naked!" She teased gleefully.

Dipper turned bright red as he covered himself.

While a laughing Pacifica helps the girl get on her way...Wendy just looked on at this scene stunned.

"It can't be..."

As the little redhead wandered away, she turned back to a still very flustered dipper, "Thanks naked cute boy! I needed that!" She then went even redder as she realized what she said and ran out faster.

Pacifica giggled, while Dipper just groaned, and Wendy...Wendy looked at Dipper in a new light.

"...The first boy I really liked was you?" She said outloud.

"What?" Asked Dipper.

Wendy quickly shook her head, "I'll explain later. Right now we need those parts from the shack!...and also get Dipper's cute but covered before he's arrested fro streaking." She teases that last part.

Although they get the parts, they stumble into Young Soos. He briefly envies Dipper's 'courage' as he'd never have the guts to go around naked...no matter how much he wants to,

Curious about what caused him to hate parties, they follow him to his house...where they learn about his deadbeat dad, accidentally overhear Blendin talk about the Time-wish, and Pacifica gives Young Robbie a wedgie for spraying her.

Wendy is suddenly overcome with emotions, she turns to Dipper. "Dipper I could wish for..."

"I know Wendy but Soos hasn't seen his dad since he was 4! I bet he doesn't even know what he looks like. Imagine if that happened to you." Interrupts Dipper with a pained expression on his face.

Briefly an internal conflict is apparent on Wendy's face...then she finally groans in defeat, "Dammit Dipper why do you have to make so much sense?!" She exclaimed angrily.

They then allow themselves to be captured. Blendin is still annoyed not ho have Mable, but Wendy and Pacifica offer to take her place. Blendin throws another screeching fit- "Just let them take the little girls place for Times Sake." Says one of the time-cops impatiently.

Before Blendin can protest- "ENOUGH! I GROW CRANKY! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY!" Bellows an equally impatient Time Baby. Needless to say, Blendin shut up.

"Uh...could I have some clothes too?" Asks a still naked Dipper. "Don't push it." Says another time-cop annoyed.

"Unfortunately, we'll have to recalibrate the trials to account for four people instead of three. Fortunately we got some Zigerions working the controls so we shouldn't be long." Says a time cop as he gestures to a bunch of humanoid creatures with four arms and pink to purple skin tone. They also had elongated heads with a small number of spiky protrusions. In addition they had long antenna-like appendages that could serve as their ears. They were also outfitted with a specific type of space uniform that bears resemblance to the Star Fleet uniform in Star Trek. They were currently typing away at a computer nearby...

Suddenly Dipper remembers that the Author mentioned them in the journal...among other things...he smirked as he gathered the girls together, a plan forming in his head...

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"Hurry up! Do you want to get on Time Baby's bad side?" Asks a Zigerion named Kevin. "I'm coding as fast as I- GOOD GRIEF COVER YOURSELVES!" Shouted the other Zigerion.

"What's the matter boy's...too hot for you?!" Asks a naked Wendy beside an equally naked PAcifica.

Quickly they demand they recalibrate the trials so that it heavily favors them in exchange for them covering themselves and leaving.

Wendy and Pacifica walk out of their workroom, "Glad that's taken care of, now let's grab our-

"Why are you naked!?" Demanded a time-cop confused.

Both Pacifica and Wendy stood their flusterd, "Uh, we were just-

"you know what? I don't care! Just get your buts back onto the arena! Were on in five-

"Wait, we need to get our-

"Don't care! We leave now!" shouts the cop as he forcibly drags the girls away...both girls groan as they see an absentminded janitor take their clothes and throw them in the incinerator...

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Embarrassing as it may have been, the whole thing panned out. The Zigerions coding gave them the advantage at every turn and they won easily. As an added bonus, them being naked quickly made them the crowd favorite, so everyone ignored Blendin's calls for Foul.

When it's time to decide Blendin's fate-

"DEATH!" Screamed a blood-crazed Wendy angrily.

"Whoa! Not cool!" Shouted Dipper quickly.

Wendy panted, "Sorry...had a bit of a day...my bad."

Considering what their actions did to him, Dipper decided to have him reinstated, all the charges against him dropped, and given a rocking Afro.

They then brought the Time-Wish back to the present-

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"GAH! GIRLS! COVER YOURSELVES! I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU! NO OFFENSE!" Shouted a flustered Soos.

The girls simply groan and comply equally embarrassed as they explain the situation to Soos and give him the Time Wish...Soos weighs the wish in his hand...thinks long and hard-

ZAP!

And suddenly they all found themselves with pizza boxes filled with pizza that would never run out, INFINITE slices. "For the record...I feel like you wasted your wish- (CHOMP) -but DANG this is the best Pizza ever!" Shouts Dolph excitedly.

Soos also mentions that if anyone they hate tried eating a slice the topping would become the one they can't stand at all and that it won't go bad forever.

Wendy is baffled and asks why he gave up his wish, "Well, birthdays are supposed to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once, let alone fight monsters through time and space like you dudes. I mean, you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. I've been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike -Throws postcard away- I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes -Hugs the three- Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever."

And then Soos gets a knowing smirk, he turns to wendy, "Speaking of family...there was a second part of my wish...just for you."

Wendy looked at him confused, "What? What did you-

"Wendy! Dipper! Pacifica! Are you guys done yet?! Where did you go?!"

All eyes turned to the other side of the room...where a seemingly older version of Wendy had shown up.

Dipper's eye's widen confused and turns to Wendy, "Who's-

But Wendy wasn't there, faster then any she was already on the other side of the room hugging the new redhead and crying...

"Your alive...Mom..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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