Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Gamelover41592: thank you, she'll appreciate that.
RasenganFin: Glad you liked it, and ENJOY!
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AN: HAPPY LATE B-DAY RASENAGENFIN!
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Dipper gave Wendy his shirt so she could use it to cover her now exposed rear. They then quickly run back to the shack with the journal. Once safely inside Dipper starts to read said journal curiously.
Wendy decides to read it with him so she has something to talk to him about. then she reads the bit about Soothsquitos, she quickly mentions Dippers bugbites which are still visible.
Dipper's eye's widen as he realized she was right, "Wow...this stuff is real! I mean yeah, there was that gnome...but I wasn't really paying much attention to that." He admits embarrassed- Wendy also gets a bit flustered...and self conscious of the fact she still only had a shirt covering her rear -...before getting a thoughtful expression. "Wait...Bewarb?" Takes a quick look at the journal. "Okay, they mess one of the letters up...so it must be...BEWARE! Of course! That must be it!" For a moment a look of triumph goes across his face...which is then almost immediately replaced with one of worry.
"Wait, BEWARE!? What dose that mean?" Shouts dipper in a confused panic.
Wendy was equally confused...yet interested. What had started as simply humoring the boy who she was...conflicted about? Anyway, but now..now it had grown into something...crazy? Was that the word she wanted to use?
Well, regardless, she was interested in what was going on here!
They began to talk in earnest about the contents of the journal, what it could mean, and what they were going to do about it...
They were interrupted when Mable came in to introduce her new hubbie-
YOU!
In a different universe, a more apathetic Wendy would never have seen Norman, or really have even learned about him when her relationship had improved with the twins at a slower rate...
This was not that universe-
"Wha- You know each other?" Asked Mable confused.
"Yes I know him! This jerk tried to kidnap me when I was 12! GET AWAY FROM HER PERVERT!" Screamed Wendy as he punched the teen boy in the face...and knocked off his head?!
"Wait, what?!" Shouted Wendy horrified.
"GAH! WENDY MURDERED SOMEONE!" Screamed Mable horrified.
Stan overhears some of this, and sighs. "I'll get the shovel, hacksaw's and sulfuric acid." He said a resigned sort of way...
Dipper however...was still watching the scene? "Wait a minute- quickly flips through the journal -GNOMES!?"
Sure enough, the 'teens' 'body' had fallen apart into gnomes!
"Hubba, wha!?" Exclaimed Mable baffled.
Wendy, however wasn't really paying attention to that-
YOU!
She exclaims once again, "Schmebulock." Said the one familiar gnome indifferently. "I'm gonna get you you skeevey perv! And your friends too!"
King Jeff held his hands up, "Wait. Let's talk about thi-
But Wendy was already grabbing gnomes and flinging them at Schmebulock like darts!
"Ow, my hat hurts." Says one gnome as his hat is now an inch deep into the wall.
But Schmebulock dodges them all! He dances about with the grace of a ballerina, continuing to enrage Wendy.
He jumps up and slaps Wendy's rear, Wendy screams indignantly as she punches and misses...oblivious that Schemulock took this opportunity to swipe dipper's shirt off her, exposing her rear once more.
Mable quickly covers Dipper's eyes, and tries to get Wendy's attention- But Schembulock just jumped up and planted a kiss on her lips, enraging Wendy once more. Oblivious to the fact that he'd just sliced her shirt and bra right down the middle, exposing her chest just in time for dipper to trip and get an eyeful.
Dipper tires to keep his first 'excitement' from showing as he quickly covers his eyes and tries to help Mable get Wendy's attention.
But Wendy was too busy enraged to hear or notice anything, she was using Jeff as a billy club right now!
SMACK!
OW!
SMACK!
WHY!?
SMACK!
COME ON!
But Schembulock just doges everything and continues to infuriate her-
CHOMP!
OW!
Like bitting her on the rear multiple times!
"YOU JERK! I'LL FLATTEN YOU!" She shouts unaware, that those last five bites had destoryed her jeans so utterly that, the remains had fallen on the ground. Completely exposing her lower half.
"Huh...carpets match the drapes..I GET that expression now." Said Mable awkwardly, unfortunately this moment of retrospection causes her to accidentally uncover Dipper's eyes...so that he 'GETS' it too...
Schembulock giggles as he jumps on Wendy head for a second or two, then jump when Wendy grabs, giving schembulock the opportunity to grab her arms, flip her over, and slide the last bit of her shirt off her.
SLAM!
Wendy groans as she watches Schmebulock abandon his fellow gnomes and run out of the Shack to safety, she growled. "I'll get you one day Schembulock!" She sanrls...
"Mable, where's dipper? I need to talk strategy about gnome catching!"
"Uh...he's been rear ended. "Said Mable awkwardly.
Then Wendy realizes four things:
1. She's naked
2. she'd landed crotch-first on Dippers face
3. all her shouting and ranting had attracted a crowd of tourists...and Stan.
"50$ PER PHOTO! 50$ PER PHOTO! BUY NOW AND YOU GET A FREE MUG!...after 300$ worth of purchases." He said that last bit quietly.
4. she was pretty sure the thing poking her stomach was NOT dipper's penknife...
"...Mable, kill me." Said a mortified Wendy.
"...I'll get the cyanide."
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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