Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...III...

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

RasenganFin: Actually, in cannon it's been shown that Jeff considered Pacifica as a candidate for queen. Also I wanted to show how far Wendy is willing to go to help Dipper. And I needed a reason to introduce Pacifica quicker.

Wicked.A: 1. mostly the second one, 2. yep, 3. Wouldn't surprise me, good can mean 'smart' after all, 4. thank you, 5. what?, 6. I'll add it to the pile, 7. Wendy, 8. I doubt it, 9. more or less, 10. Yeah, well don't be too envious...he's wracking up some pretty bad karma after all...

Gamelover41592: thank you

nightmaster000: Your giving Mr. Burns far too much credit...

The Howling Behemoth: Okay, DEFINITELY using that!

...III...

Mrs. Corduroy looked at her daughter sobbing and hugging her in surprise, "Wendy what's wrong? You act like you haven't seen me in years!" Wendy brushed a tear from her eye, "It feels like it mom...it feels like it."

Out of the corner of her eye, Mrs. Corduroy sees a certain Time Traveler quietly leave the room, "Aw, I see. Well, in any case. Time for us to go...AFTER you lot get dressed.

And THAT was when the group remembered their current nudity...in front of their mom/friends mom.

"Mom I can explain- Began a flustered Wendy. "Wendy I'm not mad that you're bare naked with your friends, crazy things happen in this town...not to mention this has basically become a recurring theme." Takes out her emergency stash of clothes she had on standby. "Now put these clothes on before your father sees you, HE will be upset." A stunned Pacifica and Wendy clothe themselves as Mrs. Corduroy winks at Dipper while maintaining eye contact with him and never once drifting her vision down.

A blushing Dipper then realizes... "HEY! These pants fit me!" Mrs. Corduroy smirks, "Well, after your 'growth spurt' I had to get creative, can't have the girls getting too excited now can we!?"

Both girls blush at that statement.

As she escorts them to her van, she whispers to Dipper as he gets in "I know that you insisted Wendy give Soos the Time Wish to wish his jerk father would visit him. But he wished me back so Wendy would be happy. I'm glad you two went through all that to make Soos's Birthday a happy one."

Dipper is shocked and has to get pulled into the van by Wendy who is so happy to have her mom back. And on the way to the shack Mrs Corduroy sees Robbie walking down the street(The Time Wish apparently inadvertently undoes the injuries he suffers on Summerween) and speeds up just fast enough to nail him with a puddle.

"That's for vandalizing the Farmers Market ya hooligan!" When she sees the kids shocked by her actions she says "Where do you think Wendy got her awesome from? Certainly not my Danny." She giggled.

"Your mom rocks." Whispers both Dipper and Pacifica to Wendy at the same time.

Wendy smiles, "Yeah...yeah, she dose..."

...

Wendy was stunned...her house..wasn't her house, okay technically it still WAS her house...but now...now it was...CLEAN? Corduroy and clean were two word Wendy had never know to be together!

the kitchen is spotless, there are no piles of dirty laundry by the washer and dryer, the bathroom is organized, the yard is clean and trimmed, and the badger infestation is gone!

And when Wendy sees the familiar sight of her brothers arguing-

"GAH! OW! WHY!?" "Now what did I tell you boys about playing?" Asked Mrs. Corduroy in a sweet but firm voice, somehow giving all three of their ears a tug with just one hand!

"What the- How is she doing that!?" Asked Dipper baffled. "I don't rightly know. But it keeps the boys in line." Said Manly Dan suddenly appearing beside Dipper to his shock.

Dan glares down at Dipper, noticing his custom made shorts. "You better not have ended up naked with my daughter and Priscilla's kid again Pines." he snarled annoyed while a pale Dipper backs away quickly.

"OH, Dan don't be like that." Said Mrs. Corduroy as she quickly gets between him and Dipper. "Not his fault this town is weird. If I recall you and I ended up in similar situations numerous times-

"SHH! Sweetie, not in front of Wendy! I don't want to give her anymore ideas!" Said Dan quickly.

Dipper frowned, "Ideas? Wendy? What are you-

"Hey Mom! Do you have something to eat! I'm starved!" Shouted a flustered and panicky Wendy as she and an equally panicked Pacifica quickly pushed Dipper inside before he could ask more questions...

...

Dipper smiles happily as Wendy lapse up every moment with her mom with a smile brighter then the sun. But eventually, Mrs. Corduroy broke away and went to talk to Dipper. But not before Dan gives Dipper the "no funny business with my wife, boy!" Look.

Dipper asks how she knew about the time wish and she explains that she'd been shot and dying like in the original timeline... then suddenly time reversed itself for 7 seconds, bringing them to moment BEFORE she got shot. Except this time the gun jammed, the punk tried 3 more times to no avail and she proceeded to beat the stuffing out of her would-be assailant. The following night she was visited by a chubby time traveler that explained her life was spared by a time wish and she mustn't speak to anyone about it beyond those who are involved, and that she wants to keep Wendy out of the loop of her knowing she was spared to keep her happy.

She pulls out a box from under her bed- When your mother started calling their son Mason "Dipper" I immediately knew that the little boy I was hearing about will grow up to be such a selfless- but still level headed young man who would be ideal for my Wendy, who just so happens to look just like the boy Wendy described as the cutest boy ever the week after-

She opens the box and shows it full of Wendy's pictures she drew as a kid. But one stands out the most, a picture of Dipper. But only taller, muscular and with wavy hair.

Dipper is speechless but quickly recovers and says that could be any boy from when she was a kid. but Mrs C says he's wearing the exact same clothes Dipper wore to Laser Tag plus the laser target and makes note of the hat.

Mrs Corduroy smiles and says; "Wendy put the version of you she met years ago on a pedestal and no other boy has measured up to the nice boy she met all those years ago."

"...I'm her dream guy?"

"Seems so. But just because I'm on team 'Wendip', doesn't mean I'm ready to be a grandma. You got that Mr?" She chastises playfully.

Dipper goes bright red, "Uh- I- That is-

Then something she said earlier came back to him, "Wait, my mom told you about me? Why would she do that?"

"Why Not? she's one of my best friends you silly boy. When your father visited Stan every summer years ago he'd bring his girlfriend, your mother, up here with him and she and I became fast friends!"

"...WHAT!?" Shouted Dipper in disbelief...

...III…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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