Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
Gamelover41592: Thank RasenganFin for that one.
The Howling Behemoth: what improvements are you talking about?
RasenganFin: I like the first bit, hoe you enjoy this!
Wicked.A: 1. Trust those instincts... 2. The wand was more metaphorical
NyaNyaKittyFace: Well yes to the first, but as for the second...eh, i feel like dipificia comes in a close second. But Wendip will always be my fav.
Wendipfan: I like to think it makes up in quality where it lacks in size.
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As it turns out, Preston won Priscilla at a young age during a trophy wife competition- seriously, how was that even legal? -she felt completely abandoned and depressed by the family that basically sold her into slavery for being useless...Mrs. Corduroy and Mrs. Pines broke into the mansion to prank the Northwests...and instead formed a life-long friendship.
It seemed that after Mrs. Corduroy died in the original, the two remaining friends basically drifted apart. Seeing each other brought back too many sad memories...
"We've been wanting to bring Dipper to meet Wendy and Pacifica for years, unfortunately something kept coming up. Only this year could your mother finally send them here uninterrupted."She explained as he gave Soo's toasted, cheesy nacho's. to thank him for reviving her with the time wish without saying so directly.
The reason she was explaining this was the panic attack Pacifica suffered when told that her father was alive here and that Priscilla was no longer stinking drunk and coming to pick her up...
Fortunately Mrs. Corduroy was quick to explain that in this new timeline she had anticipated Preston's abusive tendencies and with the emotional support of Mrs Corduroy and Pines she was able to stand up for herself and lets Dan into the Mansion as Muscle by demonstrating him Bending a Marble Statue, Bend NOT break...he was really good at bending things...
Preston still doesn't like Dipper but whenever he shows his dislike of Dipper Priscilla calls Dan on her cell phone on speaker so Preston could hear his voice and be reminded of things to come, then when Dan asks what's up she says that she'd like another bundle of firewood brought to the house as an excuse for the phone call.
While Pacifica becomes more reassured, Wendy tried to catch up with the other changes of the timeline. A quick check of her families financial account shows that the Northwest fortune isn't there anymore- Which made sense since apparently they were closer friends here. But Dipper points out that Gideons money is still there and that's a victory- Wendy just shrugged off the whole thing. They'd never actually touched the Northwest Fortune after the transfer so it's a minor reset at worst...
It also turns out that here Mrs. Corduroy won waddles for sunday dinner...but after Mable got beaned in the eye by a ball after Dipper pushed wendy out of the way of a stary shot, she gave him to her to make her fell better.
And with that, any lingering resentment Wendy might've had for Mable was gone, she'd basically felt the pain she had, and the pain she'd felt hadn't happened here. That plus Waddles still proved himself a badass who helped bring down the Blind Eye's...
Yeah...she would talk to Mable latter about restarting their friendship...
She laid down on her new Queen Sized mattress rather than her old Twin sized one. apparently, another change in the timeline is that Wendy's mother knows that Dipper and Wendy will be spending a lot of time on the bed and since she's alive still she's helped maintain the house and help with the Lumber business giving them the funds to be able to afford a bigger bed for Wendy...much to her embarrassment...
"Try not to wear out that bed too quickly-
"MOM!"
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Meanwhile, Priscilla had arrived. Despite Mrs. Corduroy's reassurance...it seemed downright unnatural for her mother to treat her so warmly and kindly...she had so much bad memories...but...maybe it would be okay now? She'd faced so many strange things and grown as a person thanks toh er friends...maybe things could get better if she gave it a shot?
Smiling warmly...she gives her mother the first sincere hug that she'd ever given to her...and she liked it...
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Unknown to all...Preston glared from within the limo. He didn't know how he got here...one moment that impudent pines boy was throwing him against the wall...the next he was in familiar yet different world...with memories clearly not his own...
His wife and daughter had seemingly taken control of HIS household the ungrateful louts...for now...he could do nothing...but soon...very soon...he'd be on top once more...
He cackled...never once noticing the the smirking eye of the carving in the nearby tree resembling an odd 'nacho'...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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