Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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RasenganFin: got any ideas for the next chapter?

Gamelover41592: thank you

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AN: This idea came from Wolvenstrom

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Slenderman was bored...and when Slenderman was bored...people DIED!

He was going around chopping off head and shoving them up rectums...he was thinking back to a latest experiment he just did, he'd gone to several GF universes and erased Mable from existence, then retconned it so that many would take her spot as Dipper's sister; Wendy, Pacifica, Candy, Tambry, Melody etc.

...it was interesting experiment...he might share the recordings at a later date...but for now...he'd run out of ideas and now he was bored! And that's why he was making a random slub eat his own face in front of his children!

He was half-way through forcing a grown woman to drink her own lipo-suction when he realized something... There was still one person left he could replace Mable with...

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Dipper looked up at the woman he loved, they were trapped in a bunker, his sister refused to listen and let them out, a monster was on the loose...Dipper's lips quiverd as he momentarily considerd telling his crush his hearts desire to let them free...

As we know, in another moment in another universe he'd idiotically chicken out and simply drag Wendy further into the bunker. Setting motion the chain of events that were all familiar with-

SQUICK!

This was NOT that universe...

Wendy looked dimly at the pincer that now pierced through her chest- "WENDY!" Screamed a horrified Dipper. The monster tossed the now bleeding profusely Red-head at Dipper's feet.

"I...Dipper- (cough)" Wendy coughed out blood.

"No! No! Wendy, don't leave me!" Sobs Dipper.

He quickly bangs on the door! "DANG IT MABLE! LET US OUT! THE MONSTER'S GETTING CLOSER! I'M BEGGING YOU! WENDY IS SERIOUSLY HURT!"

Mable just snorts, "Yeah, right Dipper! The only person your hurting is yourself!" She shouts accusingly!

"DANG IT MABLE! YOU STUPID BITCH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY CAN'T YOU EVER TAKE THINGS-

SQUICK!

Mable looked alarmed...first because of the cursing- Dipper had NEVER done that before...and then...the abrupt ending of the conversation...

An equally concerned Soos accompanied her to the door... "Uh..Dipper? You okay?" She asked concerned...and then she saw it...the blood seeping from the door...she threw the door open...and saw the corpses of both her brother and her friend...

Ironically, her screaming was actually what made the shapshifter decide to spare her and just leave...if only so the ringing in it's 'ears' would stop...

...Mable would later turn herself over to the police claiming responsibility for the two deaths...as always the police responded buy sending the underage minor to jail with no real trial...

Mable ended up sharing a jail cell with Gideon, she was so broken she didn't even resist his advances...he became his queen...Gideon gave up on conquest and focused all his psychotic obsessions on Mable...she spent the rest of her life miserable and jailed...

And they all lived horribly ever after...well...except maybe one...

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Dipper drowsily woke up. "Wha...where am I? What was I- Then he remembered! WENDY! THE MONSTER! BLOOD! "I NEED TO SAVE WENDY!" Screamed Dipper as he jumped up-

CRACK!

Only to get whacked in the face? "What the? What is this?" Asked Dipper as he grabbed what hit him ...then to his horror...he realized these WERE BREASTS! HIS BREASTS! NO, MABLE'S BREASTS!

Dipper went very green, this was that crazy carpet all over agian! Only this time it was worse! Not only was he in Mable's body...he was in an EXTRA 'thicc' version of Mable!

Dipper promtly vomited as he went into the fetal position while rocking back and forth...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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