Alicorn Genesis

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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...Responses...

Wicked.A: 1. What's a Zaglo? 2. I might do one-shots later...maybe... 3. Their from Code Lyoko, good show. I recommend it. 4. it was less about standard's and more the woman lying to humiliate and demean them. 5. ...I dunno...the later?

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Rainbow Dash's mind was still spinning from the conversation they'd had with the colt last night...she didn't like to admit it...but he made some good points...

She shook her head, she'd think about such things later! Right now she had a mission to complete! She walked from the ramp of the airship to a cheering crowd, despite herself, Rainbow couldn't help but revel in all the attention just a bit...okay, more then a bit.

In any case she and Scotaloo found themselves being jerked back and forth, shaking hands, kissing foals, being presented stuff, cutting the ribbon at the rainbow factory's new 'Cerberus retcon' annex...whatever that meant.

It took all DAY, but they finally got away to the main event. The Wonderbolt airshow!

"Hello Cadet Dash! Or should I call you Princess Dash?" Asked Spitfire in a congratulatory...yet slightly confused manner.

Rainbow Dash chuckled, "Yeah I- Then she frowns, "Huh, you know what? I actually have no idea, how will that affect my eligibility to be a Wonderbolt?" She asked confused.

Spitfire frowned and scratched your head, "Huh...that's actually a good question...I...really have no idea...this is completely unprecedented. For all intents and purposes your Princesses status makes you my superior...but theirs strict laws in our hierarchy for how you can and can't advance, and their were never any exceptions made for princesses...because again, this has literally never happened before...what did Princess Celestia say about this?"

Rainbow Dash frowned, "Uh...Princess Celestia kinda has a lot on her plate right now- she says delicately remembering that Princess Celestia had given them strict orders to not tell others about the impending crisis unless absolutely necessary -wouldn't surprise me if this issue completely slipped beneath her notice."

Spitfire frowns at this but gives a resigned nod, "I guess that makes sense, she dose run all of Equestria After all. Plus she must be REALLY losing it over the whole 'six princesses ascending at once' thing...She smirked, "In addition to the whole 'Twilight is a cougar that gives little foals big wings and a bigger HORN' scandal." She teased that last bit out.

"Nice", complimented Dash with a laugh as she gives her a hoof bump in respect.

Spitfire chuckles, "Seriously though, I'm going to have to gather all the senior bolts together after the show to discuss this. Why don't you come with me so we can prep you?"

Dash nodded and followed her along, as usual everyone and their grandma was gathering to enjoy feats of the most famous Pegasus team in all Equestria, the team that made Cloudsdale the famous capital of Pegasus politics, economy, and culture it was today. The one and only Wonderbolts! Storm dunking booths were being set up, Cotton clouds were being made, Rookie cadet thunderbolts were going through training in addition to other menial tasks.

Spitfire chuckled, "Hey check this guy out, I don't know how he got this far...but, well you'll see why we nicknamed him daffy soon enough."

"Alright ladies! let's do some lapse! Daffy! You first!" Shouted Soarin.

A black stallion Pegasus, with a orange mane and a duck cutie mark sighed annoyed but came up to the starting line. He waited for Soarin's signal...and then proceeded to fly in the klutziest most wimpiest way possible.

'Daffy' gasped between breaths exhausted, "How do I look!?" He shouted. "Like a woman in high heels carrying a purse!" Shouted Rainbow and everyone laughed...

Daffy simply looks at them annoyed...and slinks away disappointed...

Scootalo looks at this confused...reminded of the many times Diamond Tiara made fun of her. "Uh...Rainbow Dash? W-wasn't that kinda mean?" She asks concerned.

Before Rainbow can say anything Spitfire interjects, "Look it's cool kid, it's a tradition among Wonderbolts to razz on each other and give each other terrible nicknames, it's all in good fun." She says reassuringly.

Scootalo isn't so sure about this...but seeing her idol agree with Spitfire, she goes along with it...and makes an excuse of getting them both drinks to get out of there quickly before she says something she'll regret...

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"No, mom! I'm not a cougar! This whole thing is just a misunderstanding!" Explains an exasperated Twilight to her mother over the magic mirror...this was one of many similar calls she'd been getting...

Unbeknown to her...Dipper was watching from a crack in the door...he was conflicted...on the one had he felt guilty for how his presence was causing Princess Twilight such drama...on the other hand...her flank was even nicer up close!

"Dude, seriously?"

Dipper panicked and slammed his head into the door, he quickly turned to the source of the voice. Which turned out to be Spike.

"Oh! Hey, Spike! Uh...what's up?" Asked a flustered Dipper.

Spike glared, "Dude...I know what you were doing, stop creeping on Twilight! It's weird!"

Dipper glared back, "Oh, like you don't do this with Rarity!" He retorts annoyed.

Spike blushes, "How did you- He quickly recomposes himself, "Fine, touche... I guess I'm in no place to judge you on that- he then gestures to the door where Twilight was -but you do realize...nothing can happen right?"

Dipper's eye's widened, "Wh- what do you..." "Look...as much as I pine for Rarity...it's becoming more and more obvious with each year that she just doesn't see me that way...that she sees me as just a child...nothing to be taken seriou-

"BULL FRACK!" Shouted Dipper suddenly.

Spike looked at him shocked, "Wha-

Dipper pulls out something from his satchel, "This is a picture of my same-aged brothers- Tyrone and Alchor -next to their MAREfriends."

Spike's eye's widened- "Wha- No way! Those girls are WAY older then them!" He exclaims in disbelief.

Dipper puts a hoof on his shoulder, "Look man, people are going to tell you 'your just a kid', 'do things that other kids do', 'let the adults handle this', 'your too young', 'do what NORMAL kids do'." He says with increasing annoyance.

Spike blanched...that was exactly what they told him! "But don't listen to them! If we want to be more mature, more responsible, move on to bigger and better things...well, why shouldn't we!?"

Spike frowned as he thought on this...

"Let me tell you something, if my brothers had just done 'kid things', and did what was 'expected' of their 'age'...well among other things I wouldn't have two amazing OLDER mares on the cusp of being my Big sisters-in-laws!" He says excitedly!

Spike...Spike didn't know what to feel. "But...what if Rarity..."

"Look, has she actually rejected you?"

"Well- No, but-

"No buts! If you love her, FIGHT for her! Prove to her your MORE then just a kid! Prove to her you are the Stallion for her! That you can love her and make her happier then anypony else if she would only give you the chance to prove it!"

A now pumped and excited Spike eagerly follows Dipper as the two bond more...unaware that Twilight- having been alerted by Dipper bumping his head into the door -had overheard most of this...and had VERY conflicted feelings...

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Scootalo trotted through the fairgrounds; sad and confused. Rainbow Dash was her hero and she'd like to keep thinking so...but what she was doing seemed a lot like bullying...

She was so sad that she didn't notice two odd adult Pegasus's following her...

"I don't know...she looks kinda familiar..."

"Hey, we have our orders. You want to tick off our superiors?"

"...No..."

Before Scottaloo knew what was happening, she was grabbed and thrown into a sack, the two goons quickly threw her into the back of a carriage with numerous other squirming sacks.

"HELP!" Shouts Scootaloo briefly before being shoved back into the sack.

Fortunately, that was all that's needed. Not too far away, Rainbow Dash's Pegasus ability to mulit-task at long-range(which she usually sucked at, which is why it didn't come up very often) -which apparently had now been greatly enhanced by her alicornhood- Caught on to Scootaloo's cry and saw her head getting shoved back into a sack.

"HEY! LEAVE THE KID ALONE!" Shoots Dash as he flies after them. With her speed, she was quick to catch up to them just as the carriage turns into one-alley.

"Ha! Gotcha!" Shouted triumphantly as she flew into...a completely empty Alleyway?

"What the- But they came this way! I saw them!" Shouts Dash aggravated.

She tried to calm herself, she immediately focused her pegasus/alicorn enhanced senses to their peak...but then she sensed something else...something NEW.

It was like a thread...a thread of energy...energy she'd only ever felt before when using the element of Loyalty...and it was connected...sisterhood...love...trust...she felt all these things as the thread lead to Scootalo...BENEATH the ground?

Deciding to figure out this strange new ability later, Dash used what little unicorn training Twilight managed to teach her before they went their separate ways to shatter the pavement below her.

She quickly flew down to the depths, again using her multi-tasking senses she realized she was now underneath the Rainbow factory. She continued to follow the strange mystic thread to Scootalo's location-

"YOU IDIOT'S! DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU SNATCHED!?"

Rainbow Dash hide in the rafters and looked down upon the commotion. And saw a massive and foreboding machine...more importantly she saw the two thugs from earlier being dressed down by a Pegasus in a blood-stained lab coat.

"This is Princess Rainbow Dash's personal assistant, you dolt!"

"I told you she looked familiar!" Snapped one thug to the other.

The other thug seemed alarmed, "But Dr. Atmosphere! We followed your instructions! She was where you said and she matched the criteria-

"I gave no such instructions! I- The engineer took a deep breath, "Never mind! I'll deal with you lunkheads later, right now we need to do damage control! Skip the usual procedures, just throw all the brats in! They've seen too much!"

The thugs nod and grab the still squirming sacks- which a horrified Rainbow Dash realized were full of Pegasus FOALS -and tossed them onto the now active conveyor belt as it began to send the now very panicked foals toward a horrific end-

STOP!

Screamed a horrified and enraged rainbow Dash as she leapt from the rafters and let loose a might blast from her horn, destroying most of the machine in an instant.

Dr. Atmosphere looked up in terror as the end of life as he knew it literally came swooping down on him.

"I- Wha- Princess Dash! I- I know this looks bad but-"

"Your throwing FOALS into a MEATGRINDER! 'BAD' DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT!" She snarled as she grabbed the mad doctor by the coat and shook him.

Dr. Atmosphere quickly tried to placate the furious alicorn, explaining to her how long ago Celestia gave up the power to make rainbows as the stress of handling both sun and moon was too already too great.

She then awarded this function of society to the Pegasus, who after much trial and error learned that it was much more cost-effective to simply grind up little foals who were 'useless' to society and therefore wouldn't be missed...

Dash looked at him dumbstruck. "Are you- What are you- WHAT?! Your MURDERING Foals just to keep Rainbows around!?" She shouted enraged/flabbergasted.

"Uh...yes?" Said Dr. Atmosphere cautiously.

Rainbow Dash dimly opened and closed her mouth...nope, she could say nothing...there were times that one beheld something so unbelievably, incredibly, amazingly...idiotic...one could do nothing but stare at it in AWE...

"I just...I can't even- Okay, first of all putting aside how obviously despicable and evil this is...Rainbows made from dead foals?! I just- I know were in a land of magic- But come on! That's just stupid! Secondly, I like Rainbows probably more then most! But frack Rainbows! I'd rather change my name to 'MUD' Dash then let a single foal die!"

Dr. Atmosphere twiddled his hooves together awkwardly, "Well...creating Rainbows was the ORIGINAL purpose of this whole conspiracy...but we've moved on bigger and better things since then..."

Dash looked at him baffled, "Better things? What are you-

ZAP!

Years of being head of the weather patrol- in addition to Pegasus natural senses for all things in the sky -gave Rainbow the instincts he needed to know when he was about to be struck by lightning too great for even his durable Pegasus body to handle.

She Quickly he dodged the blast with the same speed that brought about the Rain-Boom-

GAH!

Dr. Atmosphere wasn't so lucky, and was turned to ash in an instant...

Not even giving that monster a second thought, Rainbow Dash turned...to see an even greater monster stand before her.

"He was an odd creature. He stood on his hind legs, looked like a hairless ape, wore a toga, had the whitest, longest beard she'd ever seen...and actually cackled with lightning as if it were ALIVE.

"By better things he means he serves ME, ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS!...and future ruler of Equestria..."

Rainbow Dash trembled before this new threat...she didn't know how she knew...but she knew that no matter how this went...life as she knew it would never be the same...if she survived at all...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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