Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Dipper calmly handed the Plaidipus to Wendy, "I couldn't win you that panda duck so... here."
Wendy thanked Dipper and cuddled the cute flannel creature as she, Dipper and Pacifica walked out of the woods from a rather...uneventful outing.
"Is it...WEIRD that I'm disappointed that this whole trip went without a hitch and nothing really happened for once?" Asked Pacifica confused.
Wendy shrugged, unsure.
Dipper, busy reading the map sighed, "Tell me about it, I blow my entire clothes budget to buy extra-strong clothes designed specifically to NOT be ripped apart, and the first mission I take it on...nothing happens? What a gyp!"
Pacifica and Wendy give each other knowing, mischievous smirks.
They cluster around dipper, "Oh, don't worry Dipper. I think we can help you with that disappointment." Said Wendy happily.
Dipper looks up confused, "Really? How?"
RIP!
In one fluid motion, his shirt was ripped off his back in two separate directions, before he could even properly register this: The girls then proceed to grab his pants and boxers and rip them clean off his body.
Dipper blushed and used his hat to cover his groin.
"Hate to tell you...but I think you got RIPPED off Dipper." Teased Wendy.
Dipper sighed, "So...your not really even TRYING to justify this anymore? Come on guys! Seriously, I'm running out of clothes! Wendy's mom was nice enough to alter them...but she told me that she had a limited amount of fabric...you keep this up, I'll have to walk around naked for the rest of the summer!"
"Wow...you really stink at dissuading people." Giggled Pacifica.
Before Dipper could protest, Wendy gives him a soda.
Thirsty, Dipper obliges...and colors start to swirl in his vision...
You See, earlier that day Gompers had stolen Wendy's bag of chips and lures her into Mabels room, she's only going inside because she paid for the snack cause there were customers around and she was very hungry so she didn't knick a snack in her usual Wendy way. As she's chasing the Goat she knocks down one of Mabels scrap books which falls open and a few packs of Smile Dip are found inside and Wendy sees them. Now Wendy is upset at this, not because Mabel did something stupid(they'd mostly worked through what Mabel did at the fair), or because Mabel has made her mad, it's because Mabel got really messed up on the Smile Dip after stuffing her pockets with extras and it was incredibly dangerous. Wendy takes the Smile Dip and puts the Scrap Book back perfectly...and slipped it into a soda.
Dipper acts very drunk-like, dropping his hat and exposing himself to the now very happy girls...and on their suggestion, begins to do a naked Lamby dance...
"Who wants a lamby...Lamby?"
"WE DO!"
Shouts the girls happily as Dipper goeas through a dip trip(1)...
As they walk home they see that Tambry is having another party...and before they could stop him, a dip-tripping and naked Dipper runs inside like a loon-
WHOA! HOT LAMBY, COMING THROUGH!
YOU GO MR. FUN TIME!
Tambry giggled, "Nice 'rod' of 8000+ Charisma Dipper! This is going straight to the internet..." She streams it before Wendy can stop her.
The girls groan...they'd just wanted to have some crazy fun...but now they'd completely humiliated Dipper!
Deciding to bite the bullet, Wendy slipped more Smile Dip into the punch. And she and Pacifica strips to nothing when everyone else is dip tripping...
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The girls(still naked) slip away while the party goer's burn down Tambry's house...and the surrounding houses...and a police car...carrying Dipper...
Dipper groans... he is Wonky and delirious keeps complimenting her saying she's very nice very strong, she can be very scary at times but he really likes that and says he's not sure why.
Finally he starts talking about her body. "Wendy you are SO pretty! I love your hair, when we run from stuff it's like fire!" Wendy blushes, "Thanks Dip..."
"I love your freckles, I've always loved Freckles on a girl the more the better and you are COVERED in them." He also points out. "Really? I've always been teased for them." Says Wendy, "Your smile is so bright and your body! Oh my god you are SO HOT! I love the curves of your butt, it is so big! But in a good way! Not I'm gonna kill the dog if I sit on the couch big. It's perfect! And so are your breasts! Their so bubly and bouncy! And you know what? I really like it when I get to see you with your clothes off. It's been happening a lot lately which is weird but super awesome. Wendy I wish I could date you... but there's no way I'm good enough..."
Wendy is of course shocked and asks if he means it and Dipper says "Of course I mean it Wendy... I've been in love with you since you showed us the Roof Hang out." Wendy is taken back by Dippers tripped out declaration of love and her own feelings are a hurricane inside her...
And of course poor Pacifica is devastated...
"But then Pacifica...I'm feeling guilty...but i think I'm starting to like her too..."
Both girls freeze up at that...
"I'm so proud of her! She's become such a good person!...and she looks hot naked too...she might not be as developed as Wendy...but in a way that makes her cuter in her own way...I maybe STACKED now...but I remember what it's like to be 'inadequate' where society felt it 'counted'...don't worry Pacifica! Your SEXY! Anyone, who says otherwise...I'll throw them into the bottomless pit!"
The girls were left flustered by Dipper's ramblings...
But before they could give it more thought...Dippers Trip goes dark when he starts hallucinating Nightmares as Wendy and Paciifca rush him to his bed and try to assure him he's going to be alright...
Mable doesn't see the later...she just sees the two naked girls carrying her equally naked Brother- she pauses to vomit -upstairs...and sighs...
True, hostilities between her and the group had(mostly) ceased and they were actively trying to fix the gap...but she was STILL being left off missions...partially because the girls had no humor toward her goofing off or teasing Dipper..but mostly she just wasn't comfortable with being around her brother when striped naked...while girls are naked...for obvious reasons that made her uncomfortable...but still despite the good things that had happened...she still felt that the gap between her and her dipping sauce was still growing...
She sighed and headed back to bed...
The Next Morning Dipper wakes up with a Headache and no recollection of what happened, just emotions during memory blurs. First he would feel Calm... then excitement... then happiness!... before incredible fear. Each coinciding with the way Dipper felt as he began remembering talking about Wendy to Wendy before the Dip Trip went south...
While he nursed the hangover...the two most important girls in his life...were having a VERY personal talk with each other...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): Rasenaganfin came up with this term, credit goes to him!
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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