Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

RasenganFin: ...I don't get it

Gamelover41592: ...it's about to hit the fan, yep.

NyaNyaKittyFace: ...I think something can be arranged...

fereality: thank you

coyoteprime1100: (Discussed on PM)

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The girls and Dipper walk to a secluded area to have a picnic...and maybe some Crystal mushrooms if they have time. Dipper just nervously trudges along wearing his strongest clothes in many layers.

He worries it might not be enough though, especially since he now suspects the girls may very well be complicit to his humiliation...and might now be scheming to strip him once again.

...but actually for once, they weren't...

Yesterday, after Tambry referred to his junk as a 'Bazooka' in front of them. They had a good laugh over this, while Dipper thought it just humiliating, also it's been hurt and he's holding himself back from crying. Wendy saw the insecurity building inside him and then noticed Lee, signaling him to come over.

Lee greeted Dipper as Dr Funtimes and said he hadn't seen him since the Convenience Store.

Then Lee saw Dippers bulge and Wendy quickly says "Yeah I think it's something in the water but Dipper's hit puberty HARD. Before he was a Water Pistol, now he's a bazooka!" proudly. Lee- being an upstanding guy -tells Dipper he's got to be proud of that thing and he's gonna have to beat the ladies off with a stick, or with his tool, his choice.

But even after Wendy made him feel better about it's proud name he still holds back tears from the pain. She sees this and thinks "Oh no, his poor Bazooka... why am I worried about his hog? Because I'm his best friend that's why! Still it took some serious punishment today. And the streets have some dangerous litter... I saw Katana's on the street earlier this month! He's lucky the head is still on!"

Wendy then decided to take Pacifica aside and tell her they need to avoid letting Dipper be hurt which also meant avoid situations where his clothes come off. For while it WAS entertaining, Dipper's emotionally/physical brutalizing by the constant unwilling nudity/injury and asks her if she really wants Dipper to break down one day.

Pacifica admitted that she doesn't want to see that and agrees that they needed to stop humiliating him... Of course that didn't stop the forces of Gravity Falls from doing it to him which they repeatedly reiterate that they didn't want to happen-

ROAR!

-but as we all know, Gravity Falls doesn't care what we WANT.

The Kill Billy attacks Dipper first knocking him off a cliff only barely grabbing a tree growing off the cliff face.

Pacifica tries to rescue Dipper while Wendy pulls out an Axe to fight off the kill billy, however the Kill billy threw something at Wendy's face, obscuring her vision for a crucial moment as the kill billy punches her in the stomach, knocking her back several feet-

CRASH!

GAH!

Right into a hunched over Pacifica! they both fall head over heels off the cliff. A still blind Wendy grabs on to Dipper as they fall down, causing him to squeal in pain. Pacifica quickly grabs on to Wendy's pant's-

RIP!

Wendy Now wearing nothing but the air below the belt, Pacifica is forced to simply hang on by the red-head's feet.

Said Red-head finally took off the weird thing that was obscuring her face...only to be shocked to see it was Dipper's shorts and underwear! "Wha? Huh, that jerk must'a ripped it off when he tossed Dipper off the cliff...wait, if he's naked below the waist...then what I'm I holding onto-

And then she saw it...she was currently grasping Dipper's erect bazooka...and he was clearly in pain...and it was starting to go limp...

"Come on Dipper don't go soft on us now!" Screamed the girls "That really isn't helping!" screamed Dipper who was frantically trying to think 'sexy thoughts' through the agony of his schlong and balls getting stretched out...but it was clearly a losing battle

The girls frantically acted as sexy as possible, they tried to flirt, then graphically describes numerous sexual things they wanted to do to Dipper, and finally they got so desperate they ripped off their remaining clothes and exposed themselves to him...

But it was all for nothing...too much weight...too much pain...and with one final whimper...Dipper went limp...and Gravity took care of the rest...

RIP!

The two naked girls screamed as they fell to their death...

Dipper screamed as his balls and wiener were ripped clean off his body...

The Kill Billy eyed this whole event hungrily...

...TO BE CONTINUED?...

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AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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