Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
RasenganFin: I like the second bit, but I already have plans for this version of Wendy. I think you'll like it. I'll give you a hint- in the first version of Ben 10, what episode did Ben meet his first love interest?
ImperialStar: Sorry, one-shot.
Gamelover41592: 1. (shrug) What can I say? I like to do new things. 2. thanks. 3. Thanks, the important thing is that she's in a better place. 4. yep.
...III...
Blood-shot eye'd and ragged Wendy sighed as she knocked on the umpteenth door. To her irritation, yet ANOTHER old flame of her's opened the door- you never realize how many old flames you have until your forced to talk to all of them at gunpoint by the chief of police...
"Wendy?" Asked the guy confused.
Blubs kept the gun squarely on her back, "This pervert's got something to tell you." He said firmly.
"Your finally doing something about her constantly stealing guys of their clothes and making them streak home in shame?!" He asked excited.
"Nah, that's perfectly legal...unless it's a guy doing it to girls...kind of an unfair law, but what can you do? In any case, read your lines perv!"
Wendy groans, on top of everything she had gotten no sleep last night between all the mug shots and interrogations...and now this:
"In compliance with Gravity Fall and Federal law; I Wendy Blerble Corduroy am telling ever person within a 50 mile radius of my home and other are's of lifestyle that...that...
"Read it! Don't make me pepper spray you again!" Shouted Blubs.
Wendy sighed in defeat, "...I'm required by court order to tell you I'm now a registered sexual predator."
The guys eye's wnet wide, "Wow...suddnly I'm VERY glad you broke up with me...Really dodged a bullet there." He quickly goes back inside.
Wendy sigh's, "Well, he took it better then my last ex...what kind of town let's you sue your ex-girlfriend for infidelity? How dose that even work?" She gripes.
"Less talk, more walk! We 165 more houses to visit!" Snaps Blubs, jabbing her in the back with the gun to keep her moving.
Wendy sighs humiliated, but dose as she's told. You'd think that a mechanical sea monster destroying the town would be enough reason for people to clear the beach's and let Dipper sneak around to find her clothes...but apparently no one told her dad that...
He saw Dipper's modesty covered by his daughter's one-piece and immediately tried to castrate Dipper for 'violating his daughters virtue'. Naturally, Wendy had to run naked out of the water to stop him-
...Annnd run smack into Blubs and Durland. Between seeing her naked and hearing Manly Dan give Graphic and LOUD detail and how the two MUST have had sex...they naturally jumped to the wrong conclusion, arrested her(while completely ignoring Dipper's pleas for help and mercy), made her walk naked through town to the police department, AND then have her registered as a predator!
...so basically, not her best day.
"And the most annoying thing is, I can't even say it's not the truth! What I did to Dipper...what I want to do with him...maybe this is for the best...now I can stay far away from him..."
"Okay, this paperwork checks out." Said Blub's voice behind her.
Wendy turned around in shock to see Dipper handing Blubs some forms!
Blubs turns to her, "Alright miss your free to go. Your friend here explained and proved everything, your off the predator list."
Wendy's eye's widened in disbelief, "Dipper?" She asks amazed.
Dipper sighed, "This is all my fault. If I wasn't such a klutz, I'd never have lost my trunks, and you'd never have had to sacrifice your dignity..."
Wendy looked at him stunned, he thought this was all HIS fault?
"What? No, Dipper I-
"Shame on you boy! getting this sweet girl's reputation destroyed! Just for that, I'm giving you a shock collar!" Dipper somberly accepts it without a fight
"Wait, what?! No, officer I-
"It's okay Wendy, it's the least I deserve for putting you through that hell I-
ZAP!
Dipper yells in pain as the collar activates, "Yep, I'm peeing, I'm peeing!" He cried from the ground writhing in pain.
"Well, I've done my duty for today! Who's up for lunch?" Shouts Blubs as he leaves behind the now smoking boy while a frantic red-headed teenager tries to restart his heart...
...Meanwhile...
"Mable, why did you attack that guy?! I could've gotten you out of here quickly! Even after burning down half the town, This dump is FULL of messed up laws to exploit!" Shouted Stan through the prison bars.
"How was I supposed to know he was the Judge?! He was holding out on my sweets!" Shouted prison jumper clad Mable inside the cell...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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