Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...III...

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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...III...

today had been crazy! Stan's wax head got cut off and stolen and Dipper had made it his mission to find the culprit!...and Wendy had been impressed! Dipper was quite clever! Tricking all those people to give him signatures to compare and contrast which hand's were lefties. He was More clever then any other guy she'd known...which admittedly wasn't really saying much, but whatever.

She especially got a laugh at him fooling 'pizza lover guy' to give him his signature by pretending to be a pizza guy! ha! That mustache made him look like a porn star...yeah, a porn star...with pizza...and those lovely, small shorts...

Wendy blushed and quickly shook these thoughts away, she needed to focus! Right now Dipper was confronting Toby Determined with the police!...only for Toby Determined to be innocent?

"If I were you I'd be super embarrassed right now!" Exclaimed Toby as he and the police laugh at a shamefaced Dipper.

Seeing Dipper sad made Wendy snap, "Embarrassed? Him? HA! At least Dipper's not a third rate reporter making out with cardboard who still lives with his mom!"

"She lives with ME!" Snapped a now sobbing Toby.

"And you!" Snaps Wendy at the cops. "Me?" Asks Blubs confused. "Yeah, you! The long, flabby arm of the law! Maybe Dipper didn't solve it, but at least he TRIED! More then you lunkheads did! The last case you got to- shakes his belly for emphasis -was a case of MALAMARS!

Dipper thanks her as they leave the three adults to sob...

...

"Am I seriously trying to get entertainment for a dolls funeral?" Thinks Wendy to herself as she looks through some of her old party stuff to throw together...honestly she'd rather be trying to just cheer Dipper up, he was clearly still feeling bad for not solving the case...she wished there was some way-

And then she finds her 4-year old culture appreciation day project...she blushed...but smirked...

"I'm totally doing this for Dipper..." She rationalized to herself...

...

Dipper sighed as his gruncle droned on and on about his beloved 'figure'. It was bad enough he failed...but to fail in front of WENDY...she must think he's such a joke...

And then the lights go out.

Dipper eye's go wide as fire starts to appear and Wendy...Wendy dressed in an outfit, several sizes too small for her, barely had any fabric holding it together and was made by blind natives-

Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever (you give me fever) when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight (you give me fever)

She swung her torches through the air-

Fever in the mornin'
Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the day time
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name

She juggles the torches-

'Cause I know you're gonna treat me right
You give me fever (You give me fever) when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight (You give me fever)

she playfully pretends to stab Stan with a torch, casuing him to have to faint...

Fever in the mornin'
Fever all through the night (Wow!)

Everybody's got the fever
That is somethin' you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long time ago

Baby, turn on your love light (Yeah, yeah)
Let it shine on me (Yeah, yeah)
Well, baby,…

She swallows a torch and breaths out fire!

You give me fever (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You give me fever (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You give me fever (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You give me fever

Dipper was thankful that it was dark...and none could see his 'bulge'...

Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said, "Julie baby you're my flame"
Thou givest fever when we kisseth
Fever with thy flaming youth

She dances toward him...

Fever I'm on fire
Fever yea I burn forsooth

Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said "Daddy oh don't you dare"
"He gives me fever with his kisses"
"Fever when he holds me tight"
"Fever, I'm his missus"
"Daddy won't you treat him right?"

He dances around him...

Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Chicks were born to give you fever
Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade

Dipper is sweating bullets...

We give you fever when we kiss you

She leans closer to his mouth...

Fever if you live and learn

Still leans in closer...

Fever till you sizzle

still closer...

What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn

A nervous Dipper leans in his lips closer as well...

What a lovely way to burn

Wendy opens her mouth and let's a chocolate kiss fall in his mouth before jumping away

What a lovely way to burn!

"And to think the teacher gave me an 'F'...true, it was because I studied the wrong country. But whatever! I kicked butt!"

Thinks Wendy as her confused and flustered friend tried to make sense of what just happened...

...it was also then they noticed all the wax figures were melting...and screaming!

"OH! Right...I also burnt off the teachers eyebrows..."

...III…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: the song is 'fever' by Peggy Lee.

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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