In memory of my Aunt Beverly ch. 2

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THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN SOLELY BY GojiraCipher, THANK YOU FOR THIS.

...III...

"Just a little more summer …" Mabel slowly hands Blendin the rift from the portal. "Now it's time to have more fun before …. Wait a minute." Mabel looked around her twilight covered forest surrounding. "This seems oddly-"

"Oops." Blendin suddenly dropped the scientific looking snowglobe and began laughing maniacally.

"Oh no! Wait!" Mabel pleaded to the green-eyed Blendin.

Blendin snapped his fingers and the roots of the trees sprang from the ground and wrapped around Mabel. "Hey! This isn't part of the script!"

"Neither is he!" Blendin pointed someone running towards them.

"Mabel!" Dipper called out. "What happened?!"

Bill Cipher exits from Blendin's body. "She just handed the key I need to invade this world. So you can all blame her for my actions." Bill's arm stretched towards Dipper and grabbed the boy.

"Don't hurt him!" Mabell called out as Bill pulled Dipper.

"Relax, I won't be doing anything." Bill said as he wave his finger. "The audience will."

Suddenly the forest around them turned into a game show stage with flashing bulbs, stands, and a big sign.

"Now it's time for everyone's favorite game!" Bill Cipher said as he pointed to the audience, which were all him.

"Child to Corpse!" The audience shouted.

"With your host, me!" Bill Cipher bowed to his audience as one of them held up a sign reading 'Marry You'. "Now today we have two very special guests. Give it up for Shooting Star and Pine Tree!"

The Twins were now on a road, hearing nothing but cheers. "We're playing Frogger, are we." Dipper asked as Bill floated towards him. "I guess you can call it that, but instead of a frog, you'll be playing as a bowling pin."

Dipper's body morphed into a bowling pin, with only his head intack. "Ahhh, this plastic pin can't hold my head up right!"

"And that's the fifth joke!" Bill laughs as he appears next to Mabel. "Now Shooting Star, I just inspired a lot of creeps online. Now you need to make the choice."

"Choice?" Mabel nervously asked.

"How do you want to knock down your own flesh and blood!" A Bill Cipher in a sparkly dress showed Mabel three options. "You can choose either; a bored dalmation, this metal death trap some middle-aged loner calls a car, or a ball?"

With her heart racing, Mabel chose to follow her best instincts. "I choose the ball."

"Great choice!" Bill Cipher grabbed the plastic ball. "Now to make some modification."

"What?!" Mabel then found herself in a giant hamster ball. "Ooooh, I always wanted one of these." Mabel grinned as she feels the giant toy.

"Now to turn your brother into a bug and have you roll over him!"

"What what, wait!" Dipper was now a beetle with a brown wing case and three pairs of legs. "Why was that bowling pin body even necessary? And why didn't you shrink my head!" Dipper gestured to his normal sized head on the small insect body. "I don't even have lungs! How is my head getting enough oxygen and blood from this?"

"Hard work." Bill Cipher's formed a baseball bad. "Batter up!" Bill his Mabel's hamster ball as he rolls towards the helpless Dipper.

"No, stop!" Mabel turned to stop the ball, but she was unable to and kept on rolling straight to her brother. "No, no! Ahhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Mabel suddenly awoke from her room, with her brother sleeping peacefully. She catches her breath and sigh. "What a relief, for a minute I thought I-" But as she looks around, Mabel found herself trapped inside another giant hamster ball. "Ahhhhhhhhh … oh wait, I I was sleeping in this last night." Mabel sigh again as she reflects on her dream. "Wow, I let Bill Cipher have that weird snowglobe when he possessed Bill, just in time when I wanted more summer."

Mabel took a deep breath as she quietly unscrew the lid and exit the ball. She looked at her brother sleeping with one of his mystery novels in his hands. "I should have saw that coming." Feeling uneasy, she decided to walk outside to watch the fireflies floating in the air to find a mate.

"If Grunkle Stan hadn't trick Bill, that stupid triangle would have ruined everything." She looked at her own bare hands. "Because I opened the door because I'm a big silly head." She rests her silly head on her hands. "Heck, Dipper would have found the cure for the common cold if I hadn't stop him from living here. Heck, he would probably would've found a girlfriend, or the Fountain of Youth so he can get with Wendy. Because Wendy was so out of the question with the Fountain of Age."

(Flashback)

Dipper and Mabel were just staring in shock as Wendy viciously attacks a fountain next to a pond. "That's for all the childhoods you've robbed!"

(End Flashback)

"After that talk over at the highschool, who can blame her." Mabel picked up a rock and tossed it in the air. "Now he's going to go to this non-musical high school and it's all because of me!" Right when Mabel threw the rock, a person suddenly appeared before her.

"Hey, this isn't the OW!" The rock landed directly into the face of Blendin Blandin. "Who threw that!? I gotta a … a fist!" Blendin noticed a shocked Mabel. "Oh, hey Mabel. Am I back at-"

"Shell Shocked!" Mabel shouted as she tackled Blendin to the ground. "I know you're Bill you body snatching ….. Hey, your eyes' aren't green. Oooooh, your iris is plaid."

"It's a condition!" Mabel jumped off Blendin. "And no I am not possessed and it will be the last." The time traveler stood up and brushed off the dirt. "My body is staying pure."

"He he, sorry." Mabel smiled sheepishly. "So what brings you at this time?"

"I was actually on the run." Blenin looked at a futuristic watch. "But what are you doing here late a night?"

"I had a nightmare, about Bill." Mabel rubbed her head. "I was the one that gave him this portal thing."

"Really? Well good thing Time Baby doesn't know." Blendin rubbed his head. "You'll probably be on the run too."

"Really?" Mabel played with her fingers out of nervousness. "If he finds out, where would I go?"

"Well you can always escape to another dimension." Blendin said as the two sit on the deck. "Dimensions have like separate timelines or something. Time Baby controls this section of worlds while some weird metal dragon controls some other world. But that monster is now some kid's pet, so I doubt it can eat you if you run there."

"Ugh, no dimension traveling for me again." Mabel held her hands up in disgust. "FYI, if you see another me, have her pet a kitty."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but O.K." Blendin took out his Time Tape. "Well I better get going, they'll probably find me here."

"Yeah." Mabel smiled. "This is where we all first met after Dipper lost that game for Wendy and I won Waddles … hmm."

Blendin noticed the puzzled look on Mabel. "You're thinking about something and for some reason I don't like it."
As Blendin steps away, Mabel looked at him. "I know we did this a dozen times, but what if I find a way that Dipper can win that game, and I can still keep Waddles."

"O.K., that's it!" Blendin held up the tape. "I'm going to the wild west and you can't stop me!"

"Wait, hold on!" Mabel tried reaching for the tape, but Blendin tried keeping it away from her. "This is going to lead us into some dangerous adventure!"

As they struggle, Dipper came through the front door and yawned. "Mabel, are you … Blendin?" Dipper noticed the Time Tape on Blendin's hand. "Not again!" Dipper rushed in as Mabel grabbed the tape.

"Got it!" But as Mabel pulled the tape, Dipper bumped into Blendin and the machine was dropped, cracking the device.

All three looked at the broken tape silently.

"... I guess that's it?" Dipper shrugged. "For a minute there I thought-"

ZAP

And in an instant, they were gone...

…III...

DEDICATED TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF MY AUNT BEVERLY THEIME 1933-2019

MAY GOD BLESS AND WATCH OVER HER

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