In memory of my Aunt Beverly ch. 3

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The three fell though several dimensions which includes favorable franchises before landing face first on some weird large asteroid floating in space.

"Not again." Mabel rubbed her head as she noticed Blendin. "I just jumped right ahead, as usual." That's when she noticed her brother getting up. "Oh ha ha, now I got Dipper in trouble again. Way da go, stupid Mabel." Mabel pounded her own head in frustration.

"Mabel, Blendin?" Dipper looked around the asteroid-like planet. "So …. Mind telling me what happened?"

Mabel and Blendin looked at each other, then started to ramble on at the same time. The only thing Dipper was able to pick up on was that it was Mabel's fault somehow.

"Where else but Gravity Falls … and here?" Dipper looked at a hill and climbed up to get a better view. "Yep, the middle of nowhere, literally." Dipper said as he gazed upon the rocky terrain and the dark void of space. "Well at least we can breath despite an atmosphere." He slid down to see Mabel and Blendin finally calming down.

"I really need water now." Blendin took out a bottle of water and checked his hair. "Stress can lead to hair loss and I just got this."

Dipper glanced over Mabel who looked very guilty. "Well Mabel, mind telling me what happened? Nice and clearly."

Before Mabel could speak, she was interrupted by a sudden buzzing noise.

"What was that?" Blendin asked before taking a drink.

They huddled together as what look like two flashlights were waving around. As the buzzing became louder and louder, something metallic revealed itself from behind a boulder.

"Oh no!" Mabel shouted! As the two lights aimed directly at them. "We're trapped in a video game!"

The lights came from the eyes of a large robotic wasp. "Bzzzzz! Bzzzzz!" The robot wasp flattered its wings as it's aim its large stinger towards Dipper.

"Dipper!" Acting quickly, Mabel swiped the water bottle from Blendin and threw it towards the wasp. "Eat shirt circus!"

"It's short circuit." Dipper corrected her as the water bottle headed towards the machine. But then ….

"Howdy Ho!" The robot spoke as the stinger opened up and a robotic arm popped up with a medical kid. "I see you kids and janitor are lost. Here are some supply for your-" then the water fell on the wasp, 'shirt circus-ing' it. "ANNIHILATION!"

The stinger instantly pulled in the arm and turned into a death ray as several small rocket launchers popped out of its abdomen ….. That's the end part of an insect.

Dipper slowly turned to Mabel and gave her that 'What the heck' look as Mabel sheepishly shrugs.

"Don't worry! I was trained for something like this!" Blendin said as he protects the kids.

"What's that?" asked Dipper and Mabel.

"All we have to do is GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!" Blendin grabbed the kids arms and pulled them away before a laser as shot and vaporized a hill.

"All shall be destroyed! The moon shall crash! Another beloved celebrity shall see thy maker!"

Dipper and Mabel tried to catch up with Blendin as they dodged rocks and craters, but the robot wasp simply flew over every obstacle.

"The polar ice caps shall melt! Your puppy shall be hit by a car! I'll spoil the ending of the 36th superhero movie!"

"How are you two doing?" Blendin asked the kids, as they both nod. "Good, which is why I need to tell you know that jumping on a Time Officer for his time machine is a really really bad idea!"

Dipper turned to the guilt ridden Mabel. "Why? Was it because of today! Or yesterday? Or whatever century or dimension we're flung to?"

"Hey look, a Shadow Heartless." Blendin pointed at a small humanoid black creature with antenna. "We're somewhere outside a dimension. And I really need a picture of that to complete my photo al-"

Then the robot wasp shot it, freeing the cartoonish heart from it. "Kingdom Hearts 3 shall be delayed!"

"-Bummer." Three ran faster as the robot shouted more random threats.

"I'm sorry, Dipper!" Mabel shouted as sweat runs down her face. "After what happened, I overhear you talking with Wendy and …. And I'm not a good sister!"

Dipper turned to her, listening.

"I dreamed about it. When I helped Bill possessed by Blendin."

"Please don't remind me of that!" Blendin pleaded. "I still feel violated!"

Mabel's voiced started to sound sadder and sadder. "Only instead, he trapped both us in a game show and … because of me being too rash I had to squish you like a bug. I mean literally, you had a bug body, but your head didn't shrink."

"A bug body?" Dipper turned back to the robotic wasp. "Weird foreshadowing, but …. Wait, how would my head receive enough oxygen and blood from a-"

"And that's what made it looks so real!" Dipper's eyes widened when he sees the teardrops in her eyes. "No matter how stupid I was; the time travel, the puppets, Mermando, the Shapeshifter, my Mabel Bubble thing, Humpty Dumpty!"

"Humpty Dumpty?" Dipper asked. 'When was-"

"Every single time. You keep forgiving me. And …. And I was taking that for granted." Mabel shut her eyes tight. "And now …. I messed everything up. And the next thing you're going to say is that O.K. and yadda yadda. Rinse and repeat."

"M-Mabel." Dipper spoke up, but from what Mabel said. He couldn't find any words to cheer her up.

"Oh no!" Blendin accidentally led the two into a dead end with no way to climb up. "Sure, why not!"

The three turned around to see the robot wasp slowly approaching.

"I shall bribe scientists to spread false information to fit my own agenda! I shall judge you on your political views while also ignoring you!" the Wasp moved in closer and closer, cutting off any chance of escape. "Yes … I shall ….. I shall promote ….. 4Kids dubbing."

"Noooo!" shouted all three. "Wait, four kids what?" asked Dipper.

Right as the machine charge up another attack, a rock suddenly landed right on the head of the mechanical beast. The wasp started to spark again and then suddenly shut down and dropped to the ground.

"...Uhhhhhhh…" was all the dumbfounded three had to say.

"Excuse me." They heard a voice from about the rocky wall and saw a figure waving. "Can you three please press the red button behind the poor dear's wing?" the person sounded like an elderly woman.

"Poor dear?!" Blendin gasped as the twins just watched. "It tried to kill us!"

The woman shook her head. "I'll be right down ….. It may take a while."

"No, let me do it." Mabel volunteered.

"Oh no you don't." Dipper opposed. "Let me do it."

"No, me! I caused this mess!" Mabel raised her voice. "It could blow up and"

"E-E-Enough!" Blendin threw his arms up. "I have enough of this for today!" Blendin went in alone and walked up to the robot. "Please don't zap. Please don't zap!" With every single bone shaking, Blendin nervously pressed the red button and watched the wasp reboot.

"Loading ….. Loading ….. …...out of order …. Cannot not perform clever code …. Hail 4Kids … Hail 4Kids have been blocked …."

The light in its eyes returned as the wings began to flap. The three stepped back with caution as the robot looked around.

"Howdy Ho!" The wasp greeted again. "I see you kids and janitor are-"

"I think they've already heard all that, Bumble Head." The old woman called out.

"Bumble Head?" Mabel asked. "That name is so cute!"

The wasp looked back at the three and then looked up. "Should I escort them to your place?"

"Yes, if they want." she called down. "I'll see you when we get there."

…III...

DEDICATED TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF MY AUNT BEVERLY THEIME 1933-2019

MAY GOD BLESS AND WATCH OVER HER

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