Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: you haven't seen nothing yet!

The Howling Behemoth: thanks

RasenganFin: ...i'll use...MOST of that(evil grin)

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despite the damage, many of the wax figures were still alive and kicking so Dipper and Wendy had to take them down-

RIP!

Unfortunately, Wendy realized too late the issue of doing strenuous activities in an outfit that was too tight for you when you were EIGHT.

"Okay, fine Wendy I'll give you the dang raise already!" Shouted Stan as he and Dipper beheld a naked Wendy...

Blubs did a spit-take as he walked in...and he and Durland pepper-sprayed and arrested each other for seeing an underage minor naked...

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Fortunately for Wendy, Mable being let out of jail brought enough excitement to forget the fiasco...well except Dipper...

But then came the tent of Telepathy showed up and Wendy eagerly went along with the group and watched that 'psychic' child Gideon perform. they pretend to buy 4 tickets but really just buy two for Soos and Mabel and tell them they're looking around before getting seats, they're actually ditching the show and when Dipper asks what they do to kill time Wendy suggests reading the Journal, she thinks 'I want to read an educational book? Either this boy is my soulmate or some psychic force nearby is messing with my head!'

And then Gideon started showing up...

At first, Wendy was worried that she'd be attracted to Gideon as well...but surprisingly, the intense lust she once felt for younger boys...had largely died out...only Dipper ignited the fire in her loins now...

Speaking of loins, apparently Gideon's were similarly set alight by Mable and started to court her...much to her chargin...

At first Dipper wanted to help her, but Wendy stepped in. She had experience with such things. guys could be jerks... 'Except Dipper damn that boy is sweet.'

Wendy goes to tell Gideon it's over, do not go near Mabel unless instructed, do not call her, write letters yadda yadda yadda... But the Dwarf has other plans. Gideon tries his theatrical approach and Wendy flicks his forehead flustering him from using the Amulet on her.

When Gideon tries again she lifts him by the shirt, VERY angry, and tells him to back off Mabel or else. She then grabs a waiter walking by and without looking at him tells him to get her a fresh Chicken Parm to go and puts it on Gideons Tab.

The Amulet accidentally slid from the bolo tie into her sleeve while holding Gideon up and she doesn't notice it till she gets back to the Shack with her Dinner to split with Dipper. Not knowing what it is, She puts it in her pocket before eating and forgets it. The Spaghetti is very long and they almost do the pasta kiss but Dipper, insecure as ever, pulls back at the last second breaking the pasta and apologizing saying "That was close, that would have been inappropriate." Wendy is of course sad inside her head, 'SO CLOSE!'

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Later that day, Dipper gets a frantic call from Wendy pleading for help...

Meanwhile, Wendy gets a frantic call from Dipper pleading for help...

As they run toward their designated locations...Gideon pets his mystic parrot that just flawlessly mimicked his foes voices...and cackles...

"Come to my parlor said the spider to the fly..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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