Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: well first of all, thanks to the portal reaching it's climax reality was already at the breaking point, second waddles built a device to exasperate it further and deliberately killed the prince so Mable would come back to save him. This adds up to a time paradox being the final straw that broke the camels back and creating a rift to allow Bill through.

The Howling Behemoth: Thank you, how are you doing by the way?

RasenganFin: Yes, yes, WITHOUT A DOUBT!

Guest: (shrug) Eh, I gave it my best shot. Thanks for the review.

...III...

Gideon smirked as he waited patiently in the abandoned warehouse. His trap was perfect. First he'd use his traps to ensnare Dipper, then when Wendy showed up he'd threaten to toss Dipper off a cliff if she didn't do whatever he wanted. That would show that pest to keep his sweet Mable from him!

He briefly fawned his face, that large fire bee entrapment he had dangling above sure made things hot! But it was just one of the many traps that he had waiting to catch that little fool, why he-

CRASH!

Gideon screamed as a large truck smashed through the front door and rammed into him, crashed through the other side and rolled right off the cliff-

BOOM!

As the wreckage flamed below, Dipper hastily ran into the warehouse- "WENDY!? WENDY ARE YOU OKAY!? I STOLE SOME THERMAL-IMAGING GOGGLES FROM MY GRUNKLE STAN'S TRUNK- pauses briefly to shudder at the memory of all the old man 'junk' -AND SAW SOMETHING OF YOUR SIZE HANGING FROM THE CEILING! SO I SENT THE TRUCK TO AVOID YOU AND-

Dipper went pale...where the Wendy-like heat blob had been moments ago...there was now nothing...it had all been swept away by the truck.

Dipper got down on his hands and knees...and sob... "STUPID! STUPID! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! I'M SORRY WENDY! I'M SORRY!"

"DIPPER! IT'S OKAY! I'M FINE!" Shouted a familiar voice behind him before he got lifted up and hugged by his favorite red-head.

Dipper whimperd, "Wendy?" He asked before sobbing more and hugging her.

Turns out, Wendy didn't actually believe the caller had been Dipper, "Really I heard your voice but I didn't feel the intense happy feeling I get when I hear you. That was a major Red Flag." She comforted while Dipper blushed.

She explained that she DID run back to the shack to make sure he was okay...and then learned that he'd run off himself.

Dipper feels bad he was tricked, but Wendy assures him that it's fine, and she's flattered he rushed to her rescue so quickly. Then she casually mentions that not a single guy in town would ever do that for her. Dipper feels hope from that...

...Meanwhile...

Gideon screams from underneath the flamming wreckage as the fire bees sting him mercilessly...and then go on to set the town on fire...

"WHY DOSE THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?"

WHY DO ONLY THE CHILDREN AND ELDERLY BURN!?

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...needless to say Wendy felt it best to keep Dipper away from town, media outlets, as well as threaten to punch anyone who even TALKED about the incident in front of an emotionally fragile Dipper the next couple of days...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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