Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Tambry was confused about her oldest friends behavior lately, suddenly she started acting really weird around pre-teen boys...then she started to act even weirder when she started working at the creepy shack with that sleazy old man...

She's mostly shrugged it off as her not liking kids of those age group thanks to her brothers and the pressure of working for a cantankerous geezer...well, mostly she just rationalized what she could so she didn't have to look up from her phone-

But there was no rationalizing this!

"Wendy, are you not wearing a bra!?" Hissed Tambry to the red-head quietly as they waited for Dipper to let them inside the abandoned convenience store.

Wendy looked at her shocked, "What? No! Of course I- Then to her horror...she realizes that...yes...she had no bra.

Wendy went red, "Wha- How did...I know I had it in my hands when I was getting dressed! Why did...I mean...sure I was a bit distracted, thinking of Dipper...and how fun it would be if he accidentally felt up my bare...wait...did I...did I SUBCONSCIOUSLY want this?"

Wendy was taken from her thoughts by Tambry, "Okay, seriously Wendy...what is going on with you lately?"

Before Wendy can respond-

"I got it open!" Shouts Dipper as he opens it from within. "Alright, DR. Funtime!" Shouts the teens.

Wendy takes this opportunity to ditch Tambry and congratulate Dipper.

Tambry frowned at this and for the first time in...wow, she couldn't even remember the last time...she concentrated on...NOT her phone...but- (SHUDDER) -people!

She watched as Wendy gave the kid- and kid he was, if that squirt was really '13' she'd eat her shoe! -an affectionate hat rub and small peck on the che-

Hold the phone...that was no peck...and was..Wendy...blushing?

...wait...come to think of it...didn't she get a lot of rumors involving Wendy on the predator list for...

She quickly scrolls through old texts and...yep, it was the same kid. Picture and everything...huh...he looked kinda familiar, she quickly shakes that thought off and follows everyone inside.

She waits for everyone to be busy doing their own thing, then she goes to confront Wendy alone...peeking upward as the boy was lifted up to get her something from the high shelf!?

Getting over her own fluster she quickly told Dipper to get some ice.

"Wendy...do you...like that kid?"

Wendy went bright red and started to sputter, "What- How'd you- I mean NO! What?! That's crazy! Whatever rumors- I DIDN'T see him naked!" She denied/pleaded mortified.

Tambry just gaped at her, "Oh, my blood! It's true! You want to bang that kid!? Wendy what is wrong with you?!" Before Wendy could retort- "No, seriously. If the fact that me- your far more sexually active friend -is able to judge you with a straight face...that should be a red flag to you right there!" She exclaimed in disbelief.

Wendy quickly made sure no one could see or hear them, "Okay, fine! I...don't know why...but I started feeling attracted to younger guys around the time summer ended...at first I just ignored it...but then Dipper showed up...and he's probably the most amazing guy I've ever meet! He's funny, intelligent, mature, I have such a great time with him-

Tambry groaned, "Oh, Wendy, Wendy. Look, I know that the local guys are...terrible. So terrible that an underage minor will seem like a legit upgrade...but that doesn't make him any less of an underage minor! Wendy, do I really need to go over all the ways that this can end badly? Frack, even criminals consider people who do that sort of thing scum! You can't-

Suddenly Wendy got a frantic text from Dipper about how the place might be haunted and how they should get out of there fast! Having seen her fair sure of weird things and trusting Dipper completely she quickly tells Tambry they'll discuss this later and that she needed to get out of the store now! She runs to get the others-

Tambry, annoyed by the blow-off. Ignores her and follows her. They find Robbie calling Dipper a chicken for not lying down on the chalk-outline and calling him a scardy cat for believing in ghosts.

Wendy- annoyed at seeing Dipper getting mocked- chimes in saying Dipper doesn't have to prove anythign to anyone since they all owe him for getting them inside, if anything Robbie should lay in the chalk line with the taunt "How many shut down stores have you gotten us into lately Robbie?"

Robbie, humilated. gets on the floor to save face before anyone can stop him and-

BAM!

Next thing Tambry knows, she's been sucked into the TV! and given a front row seat to her friends torture!

Wendy tries to fight back, she takes her flannel shirt off and proceeds to pull at her shirt-

But then Dipper confronts them instead...

Tambry...is kinda impressed by this kid staring down the ghosts, being smart enough to figure out their 'biz' as well...and then...

Well...Who wants a lamby lamby lamby?
I do!I do!
So go up and greet your mammy mammy mammy
Hi there! Hi there!
March March March around the daises don't don't you forget about the baby!

THE. MOST. ADORABLE. THING. EVER.

Tambry, at the same time as Wendy. Squeed. Tambry was SOOO glad that her phone came with her to record all this, in fact-

"OW! What the, did a mosquito just- Wait, how would a mosquito even get in here?" Asked Tambry out loud. She never saw the eldritch abomination clutching a blowgun as it faded back to static...but she DID see Dipper finishing his song with a nice splitz-

RIP!

Which completely destroyed the suite, leaving Dipper briefly naked before a flustered and apologetic MA ghost poofed his clothes back on, no one else saw it...except Tambry...who get's a rather nice flashback of that crazyman who talked of greek artwork and held her class hostage...

Ma and Pa let them go, Dipper then chews them out from outside the Store i.e. outside their dominion and beyond their influence. Making them realize they overstepped their boundaries in the mortal coil.

Everyone gets into Thompson's moms van, Dipper sits next to Wendy and falls asleep on her lap. And while they're riding back to the Shack and Dipper says he loves Wendy in his sleep she cries thinking 'he's mines...' THEN the Van hits a pot hole sending everyone bouncing in the air. That sudden motion rips Wendy's undershirt apart and sends Dipper flying into her bare chest.

...and a smirking Wendy happily keeps Dipper there...while a now very jealous Tambry watches...

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