Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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RasenganFin: I like it...not sure I'll be able to use some of it, but the last half definitely!
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Tambry is in the diner when Wendy storms over to her and slams down her phone! "What the blood, is this!?" She shouted showing a naked Dipper in the middle of the splits.
Tambry smirked, "Ah, come on Wendy...you KNOW you enjoyed it."
Wendy glared, "Tambry, you sent this picture to everyone!"
Tambry shrugged, "So?"
Wendy gaped at her, "Tambry you can't do that! You really humiliated Dipper!"
Tambry chuckled, "Oh, like we DIDN'T humiliated all those boys we stole their clothes and forced them to streak home naked? Or like how you DIDN'T humiliate your ex's or Thompson by forwarding naked pics to everyone?" She snarked sarcastically.
Wendy blanched, "That...that was different."
"How?" Retorted Tambry flatly.
Wendy frowned at that...desperately searching for a reason... "Look, he risked his life and dignity for us...the least we could do is NOT humiliate him!" She affirms finally.
Tambry rolls her eyes, "Come on, I kept the Lamby dance secret(those picture were going to remain for her pleasure only!)."
Wendy growled, "That's not the issue! Learning about the pictures at the same time his family ridicules his manliness, while my dad also side-lined him completely humiliated him and caused him to run from the diner in tears!"
Tambry frowned at that...usually she'd laugh at a guy breaking down in tears of shame...but this time...this time felt wrong...
Tambry deletes as much of the photo's she posted out as was possible, then went out with Wendy to search for Dipper to make sure he was alright...
Tambry then thought of something, "Wait, what happened with his family and your father? They did make him cry after all..."
Wendy just smirked...
...in the middle of main street...
"Someone gouge out my eyes!" Screamed a naked, upside-down, tied up and bruised Mable as her eye's were tapped open and forced to look at the two equal battered, tied up, and naked old men...
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They follow Dipper trail to a part of the forest...Wendy briefly hesitated as her father had warned her to stay away from this part of the woods as it was the territory of the 'man among men!' But concern for Dipper kept her going forward...
"Ugh, what smells like dirty laundry and BO!?" Asks Tambry with disgust as she and Wendy enter a cave...
MAN-OFF!
...just in time for loincloth wearing Dipper to get in a screaming match with a bunch of giant hairy...men?
Wendy just blanched, "I...what?" She asks baffled as Tambry takes a picture.
"I'm totally stealing that loincloth from right off Dipper." Said Tambry as she walks off and vanishes into the crowd...
"WHAT!? TAMBRY COME BACK!" Shouts a flustered Wendy as she runs off to stop her friend from humiliating her other friend...while secretly wishing she succeeds...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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