Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Kenny9x3: Glad you like it!
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Dipper puts his hand down a pain hole-
GAH!
He screams! The Manitour holler their approval...no one notices a hook fly from the sky and rip the loincloth off a distracted Dipper. Tambry reels the loincloth in with her fishing pole- Only for an angry Wendy to pounce her.
Meanwhile, a gnome wanders by and suddenly points at a Dipper still preoccupied by the pain to notice his 'situation'. "Hey, why is there a naked girl here?"
"NAKED GIRL!?" Shout all the Manitour and quickly look around excited. Fortunately, they look AWAY from Dipper...who has just realized his predicament. Embaressed, he frantically covers himself and tries to look for a way out without being seen-
Only for his loincloth to be thrown back at his face, too panicked to question it he quickly hides his shame. The manitour, angry over the trick, devour the gnome before he could clerify it was Dipper again.
Wendy breathes a sigh of relief...but then groans as she sees Tambry took the chance to get away...
When your loins roar and the mountain cries
Dipper groans as he drags the manitour 'party wagon' behind him...so focused he doesn't notice Tambry reach up from a hole in the ground and snatch off his loincloth...
You gotta dream the dream, you gotta snatch that prize
A few seconds and sound of a scuffle later, Wendy slaps his loincloth back on from another hole further on.
You gotta go the miles, you gotta face the trials
A startled and flustered Dipper quickly reattaches it...
Never lose sight of the loincloth you see
Dipper is blown away by the fire hydrant-
You gotta believe that stealing his briefs are real
YOINK!
Now strip him while he's drinking from a fire hydrant
-Which gives Tambry the opportunity to rip it off him as he whizzes by.
An embaressed Dipper covers himself, never seeing a now very annoyed Wendy toss it back at him, smacking him in the head-
Teach your boy how NOT to wear anything!
Tambry gives a treat to a crocodile that just ate Dipper's loincloth...
Now try to strip him while he jumps a crazy gorge!
Tambry uses a grabber to rip off his loincloth as he jumps over the gorge...
Keep on striping that cute boy!
Tambry sneaks over to apply the wax to his loincloth...before Wendy jumps on her and they tussle out of the room. Dipper looks back, sees nothing and shrugs it off...
Uh... I don't really know what's happenin' in this part!
Wendy pulls out a photo from her pocket to show to Tambry to get her to stop taking embarrassing pictures of Dipper. Tambry is horrified at the picture, which the subject is never fully brought to light, and is furious at Wendy for using it.
Wendy says she's equally furious at her for trying to steal his loincloth and humiliating him. Tambry quips That Wendy has it bad for him but Wendy says that he's a good person and more of a man the other guys in town. "Again that doesn't really elevate him to the status your holding him to."
Wendy gets into Tambrys face growling angrily and Tambry is forced to apologize and swears to stop stealing his loincloth. "Now give me that picture!" Wendy refuses saying that so long as the picture is out of her hands Tambry won't embarrass Dipper willfully.
Oww! Your loin's are on fire and the fire is in your loins!
They decide to watch Dipper from afar, also Wendy keeps a close eye on Tambry. Thankful she was in time each time to keep Dipper from being humiliated, that dang loincloth probably spent more time in her hand today then Dipper body...she had to suppress a giggle remembering how she felt the padding Dipper clearly put in to conceal his 'shortcoming'...dang she REALLY wanted to see that again.
Then to her horror, she realized that Tambry took that opportunity to slink away!
They watch as Dipper baths in the hotspring and jokes and brags with his fellow 'men' who tell him he has one more trial to face. Dipper eagerly climbs out of the man soup...and his now very ragged loincloth is still on?
"Wha?" Asked Wendy confused.
"What? I just went to the restroom." Said Tambry as she came back.
Wendy smiles, thanks her then secretly follows Dipper...
Tambry smirks, "I only said I wouldn't steal the loincloth." She says to herself as she brings up Dipper ordinary clothes and throws them into a pyre...
They sneak into the main hall just in time to see Leaderar eat an old man! While Wendy and tambry gap in horror, Leaderar tells dipper of his final test: Slay the Multi-bear- DID HE JUST RIP A SWORD FROM HIS FRACKING BODY!?
He gives the sword to Dipper...who's rather unsure about this-
Leaderar sees this and whispers evily, "Do it...or you'll never be a man...worse, I'll expose your LITTLE secret to everyone here..."
Dipper gulped, uh, I don't know what you-
"These morons may not have been quick enough to see...but I certainly did...in fact-
Before Dipper, could do anything...his loincloth was ripped clean off.
Between him being on top of the stump and the angling, none of the other manitour had seen what happend.
Leaderar chuckled as Dipper frantically cover himself, "Bring back the beasts head...and I'll return your modesty and make you a man...now git!" He whispers evily as Dipper- using the spear to hide his shame, ran naked while the oblivious Manitour roared their approval...
The two girls- who actually were in a position to see...quickly followed...
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