Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy and Tambry secretly ran after a naked Dipper swinging through the trees- dang, Wendy was living out SO many fantasies right now! she was tempted to knock down a tree he's in, trap him, disable BOTH of his 'spears', pin him to the ground and-
Wendy was forced out of her fantasy annoyed when she once more had to slow down to allow an out of breath Tambry to catch up...
"Dang it, this is taking too long! We'll lose Dipper at this rate! Tambry isn't built for physical things! She's more sneaky and manipulative-
She then smirks evilly and turns to Tambry, "Hey Tambry...remember those jerks that nearly ran us over after ditching us and leaving us with the bill for lunch?"
Tambry immediately got it, grinned wickedly and ran off in the opposite direction to get 'ready'.
with all the time lost, it took Wendy an hour to track down Dipper again...just in time to see a naked Dipper defeat the multi-bear...and sing Disco girl with it?
"Huh...he's a good singer on top of everything else..." She thinks as she watches him spare the beasts life...
Dipper sighs, "I guess I'll never be a man-
And then whimpers as something slaps his rear and gives it a squeeze!
"How many guys can say they get their buts squeezed by a girl- none of those dope bulls, I can say for certain!" Exclaims Wendy happily.
Dipper promptly fainted from embarrassment...
Wendy sighs as she carries him back down the mountain...admiring his...'goods' the whole time...
When they are near the Manitour lodge...they find all of them running away in shame...their hair had all fallen out, the loincloths were gone...and their danglers have been severely shrunk down...
Wendy giggles, she didn't know where Tambry got the chemicals that killed off guy hair and shrunk their genitals...but you couldn't deny the results.
An embarrassed Dipper wakes up and frantically searches for his clothes...but their gone. panicked, he tires to uses his hat to conceal himself...
Tambry tries to say the manitours must've burnt them...but Wendy just responds by ripping off her pants and giving them to Dipper...
Tambry grumbles that she's 'buttering him up like a croissant...and wonders when she'll just 'eat' him already'.
Wendy responds by smacking her in the head as she makes her walk home bottomless...
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