Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Dipper took a deep breath he was in his room alone with his thoughts...Wendy had seen his tiny doodle...and yet she told him he was a man...
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"Dude, you stood up to 'men' that even my dad ran from in terror...if that isn't a man...then frack men! I have you!"
Dipper blushed, "But...my...I'm...'small'..." He said embarrassed.
Wendy shrugged...yet also blushed, "Eh, honestly? The bigger they are...the more disgusting and unnatural they look...like a xenomorph...except more lame and filthy. seriously, what is it supposed to be? A turtles a tumor the shape of a turtles head? GROSS!" She gets an even bigger blush... "I think...I might actually like 'em' tiny and cute?..."
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Wendy had run embarrassed from Dipper before he could make her elaborate on that last bit further...she'd been avoiding him for days now...now it was Grunkle Stan's party...he'd considered using an 'emergency list' he'd made years ago in case he'd ever needed to 'woo' a girl...but that just didn't seem right given the situation...
...and then...mere hours from the party...he'd gotten a note wrapped up in his 'to do list' from Grunkle Stan slide under the door.
Hey dork!
I dare you to do all these chores in your birthday suite without getting caught!
Succeed and I might give you a kiss!
Sincerely, Wendy.
Chores:
1. Man the ticket booth for an hour
2. get punch deliverd
3. Make sure the pinatas are stuffed
And that was why Dipper was currently naked as a jaybird...staring at the door intently...his destiny awaited him...
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Meanwhile, Mable giggled from outside the door as she held up a camera. Soon Dipper would come running out that door wearing the 'lamby suite' their mom used to make him wear every year on his birthday- hence his 'birthday suite'.
True Dipper would probably be mad at her prank, especially since her forged letter meant their would be no kiss from Wendy, but she was sure he'd get over-
BOOM!
FLASH!
A naked Dipper ran out of the room, quickly- yet stealthily -heading to the party...
Mable said nothing...she just chucked the camera away...the chucked herself out the window...hoping the pavement will knock the memory of what she'd just seen out of her head...
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