Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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belle: (shrug) Eh, she reminds me of a relative I hate who treated a relative I loved like garbage...then she died, she wouldn't want me being mad at him, but there's no rule that says I can't use Mable for some sweet catharsis.
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After a long, awkward agonizing hour...Dipper freed Wendy...leaving her bald as an eagle...'down there'...and Dipper would forever remember the feel of her lower...'figure' in his fantasies...
Wendy sighed in relief but then turned to her savior with a serious expression, "Dipper, look man, I'm grateful to you...I really am...but if you ever mention what you just did to anyone-
Dipper just 'zips' his lips...the blushed as he realizes he just touched his lips with that fingers that...well, best not to think of that...
Wendy smiles and thanks him...then they both stand their awkwardly for a few minutes...
"Uh...so...you can do magic?" Asks Wendy desperate for something to talk about and get over the awkwardness. Dipper eagerly jumps on this and shows her the journal.
Now genuinely curious, Wendy asks about it and pours over it...their conversation eventually leads them back to the tree Dipper found it.
Wendy gives the 'tree' a look over. "Huh...it's clearly fake...also...that branch looks like a lever...Dipper give me your belt..."
Dipper blushed but did as she asked, hastily keeping his hands on his shorts sides to keep them from falling down.
Wendy uses the belt as a cumberbund to ascend the tree, she pulls down the lever-
CLANK!
Revealing a secret passage into the tree! An excited Dipper can barely contain himself and runs inside.
A smirking Wendy comes down and follows him inside. Dipper looks around the bunker amazed, "Wendy, do you see this!? This is crazy!"
Wendy smirked, "Oh, I see it...a lot more then you probably wanted, nice tighty whities by the way."
Dipper blushed, "What- And then to his horror he realized that in his excitement his pants had fallen off and he'd run out of them! He was in his underwear in front of a cute naked girl!
He gulped and covered himself as Wendy giggled...
Neither noticed something lurking in the dark...or it leaving through the Bunker exit...
Dipper sighs, the belt snapped when Wendy abruptly descended from the tree and his shorts got kicked off and flung into the bowels of the bunker while he was running...so he was forced to use his shirt as a make-shift skirt...hoping to salvage some dignity he continues his investigation...
Wendy toyed with yanking down his skirt and briefs...but discarded that as a dick move as she followed him further into the bunker...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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