Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Fortunately, the letter never said he had to do the chores one at a time. He quickly used the recently discovered cloning machine to make two naked copies of himself...

He quickly goes outside, climbing through the window while the clones sneak through the air shafts to avoid the partygoers...or they're about to when they see Robbie trying to make a move on Wendy...so they make two more clones(well, three if you count Paper Jam Dipper) to go steal his bike...

Dipper quickly hide behind the ticket table outside, shivering as the summer night chill brushed over his bare body. "Okay, I'll just hand out the tickets crouched down from here...and if anyone asks...Stan was too cheap to pay for table legs and he was keeping the table for collapsing, yep that's plausible!"

"Yes, it is." Says a familiar voice in his ear. Dipper cried out in panic, Wendy was right behind him!

Before he can say anything, a smirking Wendy pulls up a chair and sits by him. "Alright, let's sell some tickets!" She exclaims happily as if nothing out of the ordianry was happening.

Dipper looks at her confused...dose she not...realize he was naked? Before he can question her, a customer shows up!

"One ticket please."

Dipper blushes but complies, "Right, here you- GAH! -go!" He whimpers suddenly as he suddenly feels his dangly bits being poked by something icy cold.

The customer looks at him weird, but goes into the party-

Before Dipper can check on himself to see what happened, another partygoer had shown up for a ticket.

"Right, one ticket for- GAH! -you!" He whimpers again as his dangler are once more poked by something sharp and intensely cold.

To his horror, Dipper realizes, he has no opportunity to check himself! To many people were coming up to the table! If he checked himself now, everyone would see his nudity...so he had no choice but to focus on the customers and ignore the constant prodding of his testicles.

Wendy smirked as she continued to stealthily poke Dipper's balls whenever he was distracted, she didn't know why he was naked...but she wasn't going to let this opportunity pass her by!

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Meanwhile, clone 3 quickly delivered the punch, making sure the box covered his privates as he streaked past the partygoers who were thankfully too busy partying under the strobe lights to notice him in the far back of the room...or so he thought-

"Hello", whispered Tambry into 3's ear right before he pecked a kiss on his cheek...which caused it to melt. They both screamed and the clone accidentally spilled the punch over himself, melting away in an instant.

Tambry gaped in horror...then slowly backed away...and quickly made a call to 'murder-alibi-R-Us'...

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Meanwhile, Robbie had been arrested for beating up two naked kids...the kids last seen being dropped into the river by Robbie...were never found again...

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Wendy smirks as she sees who's approaching, she turns to Dipper and whisper, "Hey Dipper...if you jump and expose yourself while screaming now...I'll give you a reward." She says quickly.

Dipper blushes, but obliges-

ROAR!

Screamed Dipper as he jumps up onto the table and thrusts his pelvis outward...

Pacifica Northwest just blinks, then smirks, "What...is that supposed to impress me pervert? You look like a girl!" She laughs, "This'll be the most entertaining sexual harassment case ever!" She laughs as she calls her lawyer and heads inside.

Dipper whimpers in shame. Wendy looked horrified, she'd been so focused on getting one over that blonde snob...she hadn't considered his feelings at all! Well, there was only one way to fix a cock-up like this...

She kiss him...and takes off her clothes...

Dipper gapes, "Want to sneak around town naked?" She asks mischievously. Dipper gives a goofy grin and nods...

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Meanwhile, Tyrone was...'Making sure the pinatas are stuffed'...which was in reality code for...'cover up the sinkhole near the party area before someone finds it and sues me'.

Tyrone sighed as he looked over the large gaping hole in the floor...that didn't seem to have a bottom... "How am I supposed to fix this?" He asked outloud. He knew he needed to work fast...only a matter of time before the party moved over to this annex and someone saw him!

"well, speak of the devil. There he is." Thinks Pacifica with a smirk, subpoena in hand. She just needed to give it to the weird, naked boy, and he'd be served.

She walks over to him, it's too dark to see the rest of the room, but she can see him in his naked 'glory'.

Dipper's eye's widen as he sees her approach, "Wait, don't-

But this just makes her walk faster, "Dipper Pine's you've been serv-

CRASH!

Pacifica screams as the rotted floorboards Tyrone had tried to warn her about gave way under her wait and she and Tyrone fell to their apparent deaths-

SPLASH!

...but instead fall in amber?

Neither could process this...as it had hardened...now they were stuck...forever staring at one another...

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