Wendy's naked Summer

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: thank you, and no, no he cannot...

RasenganFin: come on what?

Guest: for the moment, no...

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CRASH!

Both Dipper and Wendy leapt from the death trap room just before it crushed them. They both panted exhausted...then laughed at the whole thing.

"Wow! Good thing you were playing with those weird lights, I'd never have found out about the books hidden words..." Said a grateful Dipper as he pressed his back against the opening exhausted.

Wendy smirked, "Oh, come on! I was just lucky! Your the one who deciphered those markings and figured out the way to escape! You saved my butt dude!"

Dipper blushed at the praise from the cute naked girl, he held his head up high and walked prideful, feeling on top of the-

RIP!

Dipper went red as he slowly looked behind and saw his briefs had somehow got snagged in the opening and ripped clean off his but...now he wore nothing but a skirt...

Wendy giggled, "Ah, tough break buddy. Nothing separating your bits from peepers- she quickly gave his skirt a small, playful tug much to his horror -except a flimsy skirt that could be ripped off at any moment." She teases.

Dipper whimpers...and starts to sob?

Wendy's eye's widen in shock, "Wait, okay, I'm sorry man-

But a fearful Dipper runs into a closet desperate to keep the last shred of his modesty safe, Wendy follows-

CLANK!

But In her hast she accidentally bonks the door shut. Wendy groaned and frantically tried to jimmy the door open. "OH, come on! You stupid-

SPLASH!

Suddenly they were sprayed with an array of water fountains, Wendy was blasted on top of Dipper...and Dipper nearly suffocated from Wendy's 'airbags'...

"I could die happy now..." Thinks Dipper as he starts to black out...

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Dipper adds yet another thing to his bucket list as he awakes to Wendy's sweet lips resuscitating him...Wendy had apparently dragged him out of the room when a new door opened...into a strange new cavern.

They briefly saw a broken cryonic tube and curiously looked it over. But eventually lost interest and decided to explore the cavern more...

Wendy fanned herself, it was rather hot down here. Sure, her nudity helped, but all this running around had sorta negated that. Absentmindedly she grabs soda and chugs it down...

Wendy smirked, "Huh, weird exotic taste for- Wait, why would a soda be in an underground bunker?" She looks and sees that although the can had half the wrapper on it...it had been partially ripped off and replaced with- "S.A.M. juice? What's that?"

Dipper concerned, asks Wendy to lie down while he rifles through the nearby battered filing cabinets for more info on potential side-effects...

Wendy is touched by this concern, "Hey, Dipper...I'm sorry for teasing you back there about striping you...that wasn't okay for me, I imagine your in a rather humiliating situation right now, and I didn't help."

Dipper gulps but smiles, "It's...it's fine...y'know, the more I think about it...I might be kinda selfish here..."

Wendy looked at him confused, "Selfish? You? What are you talking about man?"

Dipper frowned, his face still flustered. "Well...here you are going through a summer of ridicule...and here I am worried about my own modesty? Maybe if you saw my body- he fiddles his hands nervously -and got a good laugh at it...you'd feel better?" He asked, clearly conflicted and embarrassed.

...Wendy was stunned...speechless...that was probably the sweetest, most selfless thing anyone had ever tried to do for her...

But something stuck out to her, "Laugh at him? Sure, he's a noodle armed, bean-pole of a midget. But just about everyone is compared to me." Thinks Wendy to herself. "Laugh at your body? Dipper what are you-

KRAKA-BOOM!

The turn just in time to see three monsters sludge down the hallway, one cloud-like and filled with lightning, one made of water and the other was like the earth...

"My cousins lumber mill is looking better and better..." Groaned Wendy to herself as she grabbed a nearby ax...

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