world war pony(crushing defeat)
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The various denizens of Equestria were completely disoriented. Where were they? How'd they get there? Who were all these people surrounding them?
BOOM!
And then the earthquake hit and everything went NUTS. The secret service- already on edge thanks to the Japanese and these strange creatures -were already shooting now.
Princess Celestia acts quickly and teleports everyone back home...
ZAP!
They all flop on top of Twilight's table, "What in the hay just happened?" Asked Applejack confused. "I don't know...but whatever it was, I have a feeling we haven't heard the last of it...
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The people of Gravity Falls had been woken up by a large rumble. This was most unwelcome as they were still getting over the unsettling revelation of the town darling Gideon exposed as a fraud a couple days ago...
But, when seen that no actually damage was caused, they went about their business. The first sign that something was wrong when no one could get their cellphones or the internet to work...
This-although annoying -was mostly brushed up as 'bad coverage'...and then some yahoo came ridding into town on a 1941 Pontiac Streamliner. This would've been dismissed as just a passing eccentric antique collector...
CRASH!
If he hadn't tried to run over Candy and her family. Fortunately, Dipper and Mable were there to push them out of the way in time. When arrested by Blubs, the man screamed how 'the filthy japs needed to pay for the slaughter at pearl harbor', and that if 'sambo knew what was good for him he'd let him go'...that last bit prompted the beat down of a lifetime from a furious Durland as Blubs tried to hold him back.
At first, they dismissed him as a nut...until Dipper got a hold of a newspaper in his glove box...
"1941? Pearl harbor? Nazi Germany?!" Dipper groaned, "Great we've gone back in time...again." He then frowns, "But wait...this isn't right...Hawaii was attacked...not conquered! Germany should be strained under the poorly thought out 'two-pronged' assault, not thriving! And Italy is actually COMPETENT?! Okay, something has seriously messed up history!"
"So...what do we do about it then?" Asked Wendy concerned.
Dipper sighed, "I have no idea, were basically trapped here in an alternate timeline...were probably never going home...I just...I just don't know..." He trailed off as everyone looked more and more concerned...
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As the day passed...more and more ponies and humans gathered at the borders of their new 'geography'...the national guard is called and awaits orders on how to proceed...
The ponies are curious of the new people, but the EUP and Wonderbolts are quickly sent by Celestia to keep them from 'greeting' anyone until this is all sorted out...
And the sun blazes down...and down...and down...and down...
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SUN ISN'T MOVING!?" Demanded FDR, as if things weren't bad enough...first his nation gets attacked and dragged into a losing war, then half his continent gets crushed to death by ANOTHER continent, then strange creatures from myth start popping up everywhere, and NOW he was being told the sun and moon hadn't moved in 24 hours!?
He was seriously starting to wonder if his polio was finally getting to him...or if it had killed him and he'd gone to some strange purgatory...
On the plus side; recent intel shows the Axis are just as disturbed by the sun and moon not moving anywhere. Actually stopping their seemingly unstoppable momentum, thank the good lord...
Still, he knew this would only be temporary. They needed to move fast to seize this opportunity, which would be even MORE difficult now that his countries capabilities/resources were now halved!
ZAP!
And just like that, a magical portal had appeared before him, FDR rolls his eyes. "Great, now I'm hallucinating, fan-fucking-tastic!" He snarled.
Suddenly, the image of that white and rainbow-maned Pegasus/unicorn thing from earlier is on the surface of the portal. "Hello? Excuse me? I crafted this spell to find the one in charge of the nearby land? I wish to discuss the current situ-
Celestia trailed off as she saw the sun overhead, "Oh, dear. I KNEW I forgot something." She gave FDR her best reassuring smile, "Terribly sorry my good sir, we've been spending the whole day keeping our little ponies from panicking, you know how it is." Before a stunned FDR can say anything- "LUNA! WE'VE BEEN NEGLECTING OUR CELESTIAL DUTIES!" Shouted Celestia to someone outside the view of the portal.
"BLAST! THOU ARE RIGHT! WE WILL BE READY WHEN YOU ARE SISTER!"
And just like that, right before FDR's eye's, the alicorn shot out a blast of magic from her horn to cause the sun itself to set. Celestia smiled at yet another day put to rest, "Right, so where were we-
Her eye's were meet with the sight of FDR's Aid's frantically a unconscious president who had just had a heart attack...
Celestia sighed, "Pinkie was right...I should've brought cupcakes..."
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Meanwhile, overlooking the U.S. capital...a lone Ram of great size and power overlooked ALL. Grogar, Father of all monsters...smirked. "Well..this provides interesting opportunities..." He chuckles as he fades back into shadow...
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