Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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BOO!

WAH!

BOO!

MERCY!

BOO!

GRACIOUS!

Wendy laughed, She and Dipper had been exposing themselves to random people throughout the night, Wendy had initially don this to make Dipper feel better about himself...but she was actually getting more and more into it.

They'd freaked Robbie out at jail, exposing themselves in front of his cell window, causing the guards to think him insane and whack him up some more...

Wendy dared Dipper to run naked through a coffee shop...he got lots of burns from that...

Dipper dared her to run naked through a library...at first Wendy thought this a weak dare...until she got nabbed by the librarian and spanked mercilessly with her ruler...

She dared Dipper to run naked through a briar patch...ow...he'd be picking thorns from his testicles for weeks...

Dipper got even by dared her to run naked through the golf court...where she got pummeled by thousand of balls...

Wendy dared him to run naked through the girls side of the hot spring...where he wasn't hurt at all? But Wendy got the last laugh when it turned out that Dipper's wiener was so small and his body so feminine that the patrons thought he was a girl!

Despite all this...Dipper ...while clearly still embarrassed...was clearly feeling a bit better about himself and even having a fun time...especially with the other company that had tagged along...

...earlier...

BOO!

Shouted Dipper...only to be stunned by a sobbing Tambry who hugged him, "Dipper! Your alive! I've never been more happy to see your sexy needle-dick!" She sobbed as she hugged a now very flustered and conflicted Dipper...

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Tambry had stripped and joined them...but it was the latest edition that was a surprise...

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BOO!

Dipper had only a flustered second to see the stunned looking cute Asian girl who was his age... before she pulled out a blow dart- and things went black...

When Dipper awoke...he was chained naked to a slab. Candy giggled as she stepped forward, "I've never seen a naked boy before...I must experiment! For science!" She pulls out a scalpel and points it toward his balls and dick...while Dipper started to sweat bullets...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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