Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
thekingscrew: Bear in mind dipper just saw the love of his life 'burn' to 'death' before his eye's...so he's not int he most 'stable' mindset right now. I'd like to see you be rationale if someone you loved got brutally 'murderd' before your eye's.
shinshinjane: With the right bribe...maybe...I have a p,a,t,r,e,o,n account
...III...
BEAST STRIKES AGAIN!
CHIKEN COOP SLAUGHTERED!
Dipper held the newspaper up to the camera, "Hello, this is Dipper's guide to the unexplained # 231! The wolfman!"
"Admittedly the first part of this video was a bust..."
...Bzzzt!...
...yesterday...
"GIVE ME BACK MY LUNCH WOLFMAN!" Screamed Stan and Soos as they both beat up a sobbing mail man...
Dipper and Mable just stared horrified...before slowly backing away and disappearing into the crowd before the police arrived...
...bzzt...
Dipper sighed, "Yeah...not our proudest moment... So while Mable is off securing bail for Grunckle Stan and Soos I'll be following another lead given to me by none other then lovely Wend- Er, I mean, Wendy! Yes, Wendy!"
He tries to hide his blush as he follows Wendy deeper into the woods, "Right, so it's a bit further where I saw the wolf...by the way, what is your plan to capture the wolf? Or protect yourself?" She asks curious.
Eager to impress his crush Dipper quickly explains how he has several stakes of silver and several vials of wolfsbane. He also weaved silver thread throughout all his clothes, as well as numerous mystic talismans embedded in the weave as well, and finally he soaked all his clothes in wolfsbane(making sure it didn't soak into his skin as it was kinda poisonous).
Dipper smirked, "That wolf won't know what hit him!"
Wendy smiles, "Oh, absolutely! Hey...I just realized...i don't really have any weapons to defend myself...do you mind if I take your weapons for myself? I would REALLY appreciate it, make me feel a lot safer." She asks him warmly
Dipper blushes and eagerly agrees, he puts out all his tools and weapons for her. She tells him to go ahead as she puts them in her backpack, she points to a briar patch as the way to go."
Dipper suddenly looks concerned, "Through a briar patch?" He asks nervously.
Wendy nods, "Yeah, good thing were the toughest things in this dang town! We should get through it no problem...not unlike that wuss Robbie...he cried like a baby when we tried to go through this last week. But good thing your tougher then that wimp!" she says warmly.
Dipper chuckles nervously, "Yeah...good thing!" He steels himself, he couldn't look weak in front of Wendy! Plus, this was a chance to get one over Robbie!
He braces himself as he charges through the thorns...whimpering in pain as his body and clothes got scratched at...Wendy just smiles as she follows him...the thorns not slowing her down one bit...
...
You okay, back there Dipper asks Wendy as she makes out the other side of the briar patch, "Yep! Totally fine! I'm great!" Lies Dipper with a forced smile, his clothes are in tatters and everything was pierced with thorns, worse, he was hopelessly tangled in the thorny vines! He was in so much pain right now!
Wendy just smiles, "You seem to be stuck, let me help you- She reaches down to grab him, "Wait, no I'm-
RIP!
Dipper nearly bit through his tongue to suppress the pain as almost all his clothes- and a good deal of skin and hair was ripped clean off his body.
Wendy giggled at his bean-pole frame and noodle arms...with nothing but a loincloth to hide his modesty.
"So...loincloth, eh? Gonna go wild on me?"
Dipper went very red and blushes, "Eh...loincloths are easier to weave protections into the fabric! Need to be prepared for anything!" Said Dipper, trying to fight off his blush.
Wendy smirked as she put him down, "Really? Even the loincloth is protected? What other surprises are you packing man?"
Dipper gulps, "Actually...this is pretty much it...in fact, I'm considering calling this off, to resupply-
"No, no! Come on, were so close! I'm sure the spot is close! Get up on that rock, you'll see it!"
Dipper, not wanting to disappoint Wendy, obliges. He grunts as she tries to climb the large boulder-
RIP!
Dipper's eye's widen, for a moment he felt a sharp pull on his loincloth, only for him to now feel nothing but air! He was completely naked!
"wha- wha- A mortified Dipper tried to cover himself without falling off the rock-
CHOMP!
...only to realize he had bigger problems... "W- Wendy?" He asked in horrified betrayal and agony as Wendy bit down on his arm with her suddenly razor-sharp teeth...
Dipper whimpers as pain wracks his body, meanwhile Wendy take off her clothes and turns into a large red wolf, "Sorry, Dipper...I do like you...but not the way YOU want...and since becoming a wolf I've had the strongest maternal instinct and desire to have pups of my own...probably the animal instinct talking- But anyway, I promise I'll treat you like one of my own. I'll help you through this, teach you to control your instincts and to even transform at will! Won't that be fun!? Now...why...don't...we...
Wendy trailed off...where once stood a little boy...was now a freaking SILVERBACK! An alpha-wolf that towerd over her!
Wendy's eye's widen, her face get's even redder then her fur...her wolf side screaming: he was hot! MATE WITH HIM! "H-how?!" She gasped, he was literally as short as her waist a second ago! How did he-
And then she saw the look in his eye's...gone was his humanity...al there was...was the wolf...and LUST...
And then Wendy became very self-concsious that she was basically a naked girl, alone with a much larger male, who just had his inhibitions and reason silenced, and was now pure animal instinct!
Wendy gulped as she slowly tried to back away, "Uh...Dipper? Buddy? L-let's talk about th-
Before she could even blink, Dipper pounced her and overpowered her...
And thus Wendy came to find a child...but she came away with a BEAST who would take her virginity...for 12 hours straight...
KARMA'S a bitch, ain't it?
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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