Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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SuperSonicBros123: thank you

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ZAP!

GAH!

Wendy screamed as yet another bolt hit her, she was seriously banged up. Coverd in all manner of bruises.

Dipper wimperd as he rummaged through everything, ANYTHING that could help...

"Slippers, soap, bigfoot trap, laptop- GAH! Everything's useless...Wendy's going to die..what do I- How do I- I need to save her! I- He looks down at his modesty skirt...and sighs...

Wendy was on her last leg...literally, the earth monster had banged up her right leg and she couldn't move it anymore- and the burning, pounding sensation flowing through her body like fire ants was NOT helping things! -...which gave the water monster all the time it needed to swallow her!

"Well...this it...going out of this world naked, wet and alone...I hope Dipper at least escaped." Thinks Wendy to herself as the water reached her neck.

"HEY MONSTERS! GET ALOAD OF THIS!"

Wendy and the monsters look around just in time to see Dipper rip off his modesty skirt and expose himself...for a moment...silence...a horrified Wendy believed for a moment that her friends scrotum had been torn off and lost...but then-

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Laughed all the monsters, so busy were they rolling around with laughter...they let Wendy go...

A stunned Wendy was about to flee...but then-

"I'VE SEEN PINKIE TOE'S BIGGER THEN THAT!

"I'VE SEEN A PINTO BEAN BIGGER THEN THAT!

"I'VE SEEN A GRAIN OF RICE BIGGER THEN THAT!

The formerly mute monsters mocked and ridiculed the poor boy...

Wendy sees Dipper...and just his small wiener...but also his tears...Wendy felt her heart break...and then...RAGE!

The weird, fire-ant sensation returns with vengeance! Suddenly all three monsters find themselves being ripped apart and subsumed into a now glowing Wendy!

"CURSES! SHE HAS TAKEN THE S.A.M. JUICE!" Screamed the final monster before it too was vanquished into her being...Wendy stopped glowing, fell to her hands and knees and vomited out a weird black sludge that dissolved quickly when exposed to air...

A concerned Dipper runs to her, "Wendy...are you alright...?" Wendy pauses to vomit, "No...no I'm not...I have no idea what just happened, but I don't like it! But forget me Dipper, are you alright? The things they said to you...that wasn't right. From one humiliated person to another...I want you to know I'm here for you."

Dipper smiled at that, but sighed. "That's nice of you to say Wendy...but let's be honest- Yeah, your situation sucks...but your body is smoking hot! -both blush at that -And mine's...(he gestures to himself)NOT..." He said flatly.

Wendy looked at him sad...then vomited... "Look, Dipper...I know I should give you some motivational- BLECH! -But I'm currently vomiting my guts out and my head hurts...so let me just say- She kisses him full on the mouth, "Thank you." She then goes back to vomiting...

Dipper blushes...and gives a VERY goofy smile...then helps Wendy get to the Bunker medical supplies...

"Huh..bravest thing I ever did...and no one will ever believe it- Wendy gives him a warm smile before vomiting again -But oddly enough...for once I don't mind..."

...Little did he know...

Mr and Mrs Pines- along with billions of other viewers -just stared a the hit new game show that was sweeping the world, 'So you want to humiliate a teen?'...where'd they'd just watched their son get striped, almost eaten by supernatural monsters, exposed naked in front of the world, and kissed by a girl WAY older then they were comfortable with!(well, that last one was mostly Mrs. Pines)

"What did we just watch!?" Exclaimed Mrs. Pines horrified.

"I...have VERY mixed feelings of what I just saw..." Said a flustered Mr. Pines as he tried VERY hard not to look at the sexy, naked teenager...that was currently(sorta) straddling his naked son...yes...so very...very conflicted...

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