Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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"Just go and congratulate her...go and congratulate her...it's practically expected of you to do so! Look at the size of that boar! We'll eat heartily for weeks, just- and she's gone."
Dipper sighed as he lost yet another chance to talk to the love his life, the best warrior and hunter of the tribe...Wendy.
In this tribe she was the toughest and most courageous...and the most beautiful, her long flowing hair caressing the figure that was barely contained by her leopard skin bikini.
Whereas he- he sighs -had a bean-pole body covered by nothing but a ragged loincloth that concealed...disappointment...
He tried so many times to talk to her...he left gifts for her in the form of weapons that were far better then what the rest of the tribe uses! ...but he's never seen her use them...much to his disappointment...
Who am I kidding? She's 16 winters old, I'm 12 winters young, she's in the prime of her life...I'm...not...shes one of the most respected peopel in the tribe...I'm nobody...
He wanders off despondent...
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Wendy was confused...she found herself thinking lately. Which was very strange considering she was more of a 'bash a problem into submission type of person...but now she'd been thinking a lot lately.
This all started around the time someone began leaving gifts on her doorstep, stronger spears that didn't break as easily, could fly further, and cause more damage. A bow that could fire arrows like lightning...so many great things. However the chief Mcgucket insists she keep these new weapons a secret- at least until he could figure out how to copy them. So she never showed them or let peopel know she was using the them.
Out of curiosity she staked out her cave...and to her surprise it was...well, to be honest she hadn't know who it was, she had to ask around...it was the unclaimed boy named Dipper...he was a shy seemingly useless boy who kept to himself, but pulled his wieght when asked so was tolerated and allowed to stay...
Talking to tambry, it was obvious the boy was infatuated...why he didn't show these weapons to others was strange...he could become quite important in the tribe if he did so.
Wendy was also aware how much the boys of the tribe wished to claim her as her own, not too long ago they had nothing better to do then trying to club her over the head and drag her back to their cave...
Naturally, they stopped after it was made clear this only lead to broken bones and castration...
It was alughable for a young welp like him to try of course...and yet...he tried to give her good gifts...and he was clearly smarter then the other boys...and she...well...she was th only girl in her age group who yet to 'know' a man...all knew it was imperative for all children to birth a child as soon as possible to ciontinue the tribe and one's legacy...
plus...she'd be lying if having a child didn't appeal to her...
Curious...she'd followed Dipper once, and saw he preferred to bathe away from the others...the WHY became VERY clear- Much to Wendy's amusement. The boy's member was smaller then even the tiniest of newborns! Oh, how entertaining the sight hed been! She honestly doubted a dick that tiny would be able to function properly at all!
...yet...she found herself curious to try anyway...
She'd deliberately caught the largest possible boar so he could come to her and they could finally talk on the matter...but from a distance...she'd seen him too shy to approach...
Finally, Tambry told her to just go to HIM and talk. Wendy agreed, but decided the feast tonight would be best...little did they know they were being listened too...
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Pacifica, sadly did not have the figure of Wendy, so was forced to wear a one-piece leopard pelt. Her father was keeper of the 'secret of fire', which made him very influential...but he always wanted more!
And through his connections he knew of the new weapons,m but he didn't know WHERE they came from. But now Pacifica knew...and better yet, it sounded like she could kill two birds with one stone. Not only could she earn her fathers favor, but she could steal this boy out of Wendy's hands!
She silently slinks away to find Dipper...and 'win' him over...
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