WANTED: TYRONE PINES- But who cares?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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As the two young foals had no records or ID's the Sparkle family promptly adopted them(1). Fortunately, they had dog tags that designated them as 'Dipper' and 'Mable'. So they at least had a name for them.
Shinning and twilight were especially ecstatic on having new siblings. Mable just seemed eager to play like most foals...Dipper on the other hand-
Twilight giggles as her new- only a day away from being a year old at that point -tried to stand up. "Silly Dipper, you can't stand yet. Your too young." She admonished playfully
This only seemed to make Dipper more determined, with an annoyed grunt he forced himself up, but his underdeveloped legs caused him to stumble. He desperately tried to right himself as he unwillingly trotted forward-
CRACK!
-And slammed head-first into the wall. "DIPPER!" Shouted both Twilight and...Mable?!
Indeed, Shining is greeted by the crazy sigh of his new little sister- who only ever crawled and showed no hurry to do likewise -shouted her first word and flawlessly jumped up and ran with Twilight to comfort their now sobbing sibling. Quickly he recovers and goes to help as well.
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Dipper couldn't really enjoy his birthday, and not just because he was only one and couldn't really understand what was going on. He was actually fairly bright for his age- which admittedly wasn't really saying much, but he was aware enough to know that he was jealous of the attention Mable was getting for saying her first word and walking...
"Dipper! Dipper! Dipper! Dipper!" She squeaked happily as their parents gushed over her...Dipper just sulked. Twilight gives him an comforting, affectionate nuzzle. "Oh, don't be sad Dipper! You'll get there eventually!" She squeaked happily. Dipper smiled at twilight, he always felt safe and happy when she was around...
When it was time to blow out the candle, Dipper-with what vague awareness he had - wished to do what Mable did -As twilight gives him another cupcake-
"Thanks Twilight!" He said suddenly, stunning everyone. Including Dipper! Suddenly the world seemed so much clearer for him! He could understand things so much better!
No one noticed the invisible 'thing', silently raising Dipper's IQ several notches and giving his legs vigor and strength...they DID notice when Mable's wish to have a giant hamster ball came true...and appeared around her, she squealed in happy delight and began to race it around-
CRASH!
-Right through the good china cabinet.
Everyone forgot about Dipper's sudden ability to talk to chase a now very destructive Mable...they would also forget about his sudden ability to walk as it became clear that Mable was trapped inside the ball...and the ball was seemingly indestructible...
...it would take three days, fifty crowbars, a dozen unicorn specialists and LOTS of fire to get her out...
Slenderman turned to the readers. "̵͔̥̥̼͔̺̭͙̮̮͖̳͆̀́̔̐͛̈́͘͝͝ͅẀ̴̼̜̼͙̭͖͔͈̦̐̏̊̐̂̅͊͂̕͘͠͠ͅh̵̡̡͓̘̣̰̫̖̾̐͆̍̈́͊̿͂͗́͘a̶̢͙̥̝̖̔͋̋̚t̵̢͈̥͙̱̲͔͎͇͙̙͌́̋̒͂̋́̈́̕͝͝ͅ?̶͙̰̠̫͉̹͕̼̬̺̞̟̲̈́̽̆̉̓̋̀͂̏́ ̸̩͚̄̎̌̋̀̅͆̔̅̚̚I̴̡̢̛͓͇̼̮̳̪̳͑̿ ̷͔̟̠̭̫̤̮̱̭̥͚̺̾̀̅͒̀̾̄̈́̋̑̕͜͜͝ḑ̴͍̲̥̯̦̇͊̽̃̂͛̚͝ȍ̷̖̖̘̭͍̬͕̹͊̈́́̕ň̸̨̨̺̫̱̼̻͒̍͋̽́̏̂̐̈́̋̓͒̔̓ͅ'̴̡͎̳̀̓̓͐͒t̵͉̫͕̺̩͂͛͑͋̈́̽̀̐ ̴̹̭̳̜̼͙̯̠̀̒͛͂͂ļ̸̠̘̥̘̻̹̺̦̥̱͌̿͜ȋ̶͎̥̳̙̟̤͓̍̃̃̒̈́̌ḳ̴͙͉̃͐͆̂̏̕͝͝͝e̴̝̣̩͇̤̘͇̣̍̿̌̎͆̿͒̈̓̐ ̶̧̪͔͓͋̂͋͒̏͛̿͑͗͠Ḿ̶̡̦̟̦̣̝̫̹̫͍͔͉̣̔́́̊́̽͆̇͊͠͝a̶̢̢̢̧̡̧̱͖̳̲̫͔̩͋̐̽b̸̡̭̳͔̫̋͛̈́̂͐̉̒͐̈̒̈̚͠͝͝l̷̯̦͇̟̜̳̎e̴̹̬̮̬̦͎̱̹͐̇͌̽̾͒̓̐͘͜,̸̢̨̘̰̘̖̺͑̍̀̅̓̉̈́̓͛͋͊̚͜ͅ ̷̛̦̥̤̳̞̣̟͔̜̝̈́͂̎̑͒̓̈̈́̒͘̕ͅͅB̶̨̟̩̬̩̋̿̍͑͗̑͐͒̌́̃͜͝í̷̡̢̡̻͔̲̱̫̣̖̝̂͂͂̀̍̀̅̕̕͘͝͠ģ̵̨̧̬͚̉̅̀̈́͛̊͜͝ͅ ̷̛̛̝̗̖͖̺̹̘̏͒̅͊̔̅̊̀͆ṡ̵̨̧̲̬͓̭̱̯̯̣͈̏̀̔͝u̶̡͙͎̙̰̦̠̦̳̘͎͔̪̲͌̒̓̇̔̂̊̚͜͝r̷͖̟̖̺̠͒̆͑̑͗͗̌̈́͋͐͗͠p̵̢̧̗͔̥̮͕̼̥͇͉̳̩̪̥̔̎̿̄r̸̨̙̟̼̱̹̲͠ì̵̧̯̼͕̞͚̠̳͎̱̄̈s̶̢̛̛̙̼̖̩̬̝̘̩̤̻̆͒͐͆̄͗͜ḙ̴̢̪̻̀.̷͔͚̯͙͍̥̩̆̈̓͒͠.̵̨̢̻̥̖̭̫͈̫͑̓̆̾̎̔̓.̷̧̞͈̣̱͚̤̪̻̳̗͔̿̊͑̀̐͐̈͒͋̉͋̅̔͑"̷̧̲̫̠̭̪͂͘͝
...
The next two years were mostly uneventful-
CLANG!
Inside a Canterlot jail cell the sparkle family glared at the twin foals. "Sowwe" Apologized Mable as an annoyed Twilight treated Dipper's third degree burns. Twilight Velvet sighed, "Well, were not doing that again." She said while tearing apart the 'Sibling Supreme crown.
Hey, I said 'Mostly'-
Annnnnnnnyway, seeing how weirdly intelligent Dipper had suddenly was they immediately put him more or less under Twilight's care...and they loved it! Spending all day and night studying together, making lists, playing with magic...well, that's pretty much it. But that's what you get when you put two intelligent introverts together.
Shining Armor spent more time with Mable...mostly due to how much trouble she got into unsupervised...also the courts demanded it after the 'eat gummy worms through nose contest' fiasco that put fifty people in the ER...
In any case, two more birthdays went by...
On the twins second birthday, Dipper wished for a gift to give Twilight to thank her for all she'd done for him- He would later find Starswirls original journal under his pillow(which he would later give to Twilight on her Birthday...she was then rushed to the hospital for having a 'bliss' heart attack.).
...Of course said pillow was a hotel pillow as their house was currently overflowing with a seemingly never-ending supply of cats that Mable got from her wish of a 'kitty parade'...did we mention they were feral, spit acid and could spontaneously combust at the drop of a hat?
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"My lady! Were taking heavy casualties!" Shouted a very messed up Guard pony as he watched another of his colleagues go up in flames fighting the cat menace...
"THERE IN THE WALLS! THERE IN THE WALLS!"
Celestia gave the situation a grim look, "That's fifteen blocks taken over...no other option then- Turns to a Wonderbolt -BEGIN SATURATION BOMBING!"
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On their next Birthday...Dipper wished he and Twilight would always be together...That night Twilight dreamed of a nice, older version of Dipper and an older version of her having wonderful adventures together...she'd have similar dreams like this for several months after...among other things...
This of course was after they saved Mable from her 'I wish my art had more life in them' wish- Or more accurately: they saved her from being eaten by all her drawings that had suddenly come to life...
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And now came their fourth birthday...
Sadly, due to a scheduling error, their birthday took place on the same day Twilight was to take her entrance exam for Celestia's school for gifted unicorn. But the twins were okay with that, they were more then happy to postpone the party and root for Twilight...also, their parents were seriously considering canceling the party altogether lest the family got attacked 'again'.
Princess Celestia looked on with , having high hopes for this one. Candance spoke well of her, she'd already skipped ahead past college level academics, she had a grand grasp on magic for one as young as her- how she got a hold of Starswirls journal was beyond her -True, she looked like she was struggling with the Dragon Egg test, but every other test had been aced so-
"This is so stupid!" Celestia quirked her ears and looked over to twilight's step-siblings who were sitting nearby. "Even the most powerful, Veteran adult ponies can't hatch an egg, what are they playing at?" Continued Dipper annoyed.
Mable turned to her brother, "Come on Bro-Bro, I'm sure they have their reasons and even if she dose fail, maybe you and her can take this opportunity to make new friends!"
Dipper rolled his eyes, "For the love of- Mable me and Twilight are fine-
"You both spend most of your days huddled up in your room reading books and tinkering with magic...were all getting very concerned-
"Yeah, well you should be more concerned on how Twilight is going to ace this test." Said Dipper as he points as Twilight continues to fruitlessly try to make the egg hatch.
Celestia smiles at this and leans over to reassure the two that everything will be alright for their sibling-
Dipper sighed, "I just wish Celestia could see how great Twilight is." Mable just shakes her head, "And I wish she'd make more friends as amazing as her." Realizing she'd misspoke and forgot to mention Dipper, she's about to correct that-
BOOM!
And then Rainboom hit, now we've all seen how this scene plays out in other universes: Twilight makes the grade, Fluttershy loves the animals, Applejack goes home, Rarity finds gems, etc, etc...
This is not that universe...
Unseen by all Slenderman cracks his knuckles, "̴͔̩̤͍̪͖̼͝Ţ̸̨̥̻͈̗͓̹̞̘̬̹̃̈́̒̏̿̂́͘í̸͇̞̲̰͍̭̐͐̃̃̏̈́͂͝ͅm̶̰̯̣̖̣̹̮͖̻͇̘̈́͛ę̴̱͔̳̳̺͚͐̅̂ ̶̳͚̘͚̗̦̤͈̹̤͖̟̜̟͓̀́͋͝t̶̮͎͔̠͚͙̦̺̬͐͂̽̌ǫ̵̛̘̹̖̳̠̑̾͋̄͗͌̀̓̐́̽̋́ ̵̻͓̓̐͘p̴͇̮̺̯̱̻͉̗̪͒̈́̀̈a̸͔͉̯̦̲̅ͅr̶͎̥͉͍̭̰̒̃̑̋͛̄͌̓̕t̵̤͗͒̉̽͆̚ẏ̴̨̧͇̮̘̟̼̗͔̟͙͉͎͗́͐̐͜͝!̴̛̹̞̞̣̘͈̀̏̍͑̌͂̓̄̈́̽͗̚͝"̶̢̼͓͚͉̱̞͍͐̃̓̅
First he zaps Twilight just as her power surge turns her parents to plants and grows the baby dragon to titan size!
"̴̩͚͇̥̰͕̪̲̣̲̼̙͚͒͗̔̔̽́̇̂ͅW̷͐́̑́͂̅̀͜ḁ̶̿̈̀̐̔͌͆̄̓͛͆̕͠ń̶̰͖̺͆̿̀̔̊̆͗͋̏̈́̌ẗ̸͓̯̝͇̹̦̗͍̬̻̟́͑͝ ̵̧̝͚̺͍̜͇̺̪̝̍͌͊̾͂̇C̴̡̢͍͉͇͙̞͍̯̪̻̰͚̯͒̃̆͆e̷̝̥͍̣̘͙͖͖̬̪̋́͑͝ļ̶̩̰͕̝͙͇͌̄̂̇̅͜͠è̵̲͝s̷̛̹̟̱͕̝̙͇͍̙̼͕̓͗͊͒̈́̀̋̇͛͂͘ţ̴̰͉̘̜̱͌̏i̶̧͌͂̋̀͗̆̎̆̒͗̊̽̅͗̕à̸̲̽̓̆͌͗̔̃͐̊́̀͋̓͂ ̴̫̱̥͓̖̓̕t̶̪͓͛̀͊͝o̷̬̯̙̦̟̜̾͂̐̽̂̋̾̌͝ͅ ̶̔͋̊̀̿́͛̒̽̓̓̀̌̓̚͜ś̸̢̢̨̡͎͕̱̬̗͚̮̜͈̅è̷͇̻̼̝͕̼̤͂́̀̃͑̽͜ę̷̮̩͔̖̣̊̿̀͑ͅ ̷̣͕͍̬͔̫͍͕̈́̏̌̀̌̅̓̓̐̃̈́̀̒̇̚h̴̭̩́́͗̎̅̑̏̅͑̆̆̀̾̀ȏ̷̩̿͘w̵̡̘̣̗͙͉̫̝͓̫̳̑̽̀͌̂́̚͜͝ ̸̯̦͓̩͍̮̲̟̠̭̳̓̂̀̈́̃̋̾͂͘͜͜ͅͅ'̵͖͎̥͊̏͑̆̀̏͗̀͋͗̉͌̕g̷̛̹̓̊̓͒̅̎̐̒̿̓͆̕̚ṟ̶̗͉̭͖͍̻̬̼͈̦͙̉̆̅͂̕͜ͅė̷̢̨̛̥̞̩̭͎͈̙̘͇̃̃͌͗͑̈́̂̇̑̕a̶̛̼̯͕̱̠̞̞͑̂͑̿́̾͐́́̈́̒̀́t̶̡̬̎͗͋̔͂̆͐̈͒̈́͋͛́̅'̷̨̠̼̖͕̲̣̣̥͎̙̝̫̍̀̐̽͜ͅ ̵̠͉͎̼̻̖̯̇̈́͂̌̇͌͝ͅͅş̴̨̘̫͖̏̀͜ḥ̷̬̠͓̲̍̔͌́̈́͊͊e̶͎̯̖̯͐ ̴̘͕̝̣̳͖̝͍̭̗̜̼͚̼͍̎̂̈́̋̅i̸̡̢͉͙̭̲̻̥͂̀͛̇͆̂̍̆̏͊s̸̡̙̪͉͕̥̝̯͓̼͉̬̯̞̗̽͊̀?̴̨̘̟͍̻̞̥̫͙͖͕͆̂͗͆̀̀̓̐͜͝ ̶͚̮̔̌Ĉ̴̞͚̼͙̱̦̙͉͎͚͕̹̟̦̽̈́̑̏͗̈́̃̄̇͋̋͜ó̴̺̻̗̩͎̰́̆̎͋́̚͘͝͝͠͝n̷̛͚͖̥̲͔̬̬̲̤̥̯̘͂́͊̀͋̀͒̈͐͌͗͜͝ͅs̵̲̙̻͈̖̝̰̺̃̈́̓̓́̉̅͒̽̾͑̚͘͝i̵͍̹͉͑̾̉̾͌͑̍̇͝͝d̶̨̝̼̟͉͚̙͎͔̗̱͆̌̉̍ẽ̵̛̱͉̣͖̝̩̺̤̰͔̬̆̈́́̔̃̌̽̆̀̕͘̚r̴̼̣̗̽̔̌͌̿͛͛ ̵̧̪̲͓̥͎͈̼̤̭̻͇̙̀̒͊͐̅̾̒͒́̕͜͠ï̸̧̘̩̍̈̀̚t̸̡̯̬̼͕̤̖̳̟͔͑̊̈́ ̶̢̖̻̟̪̙̻͕͎̗̙̤͑d̸̢̢̛̮̥͙̲̼͍͎͈̱͇̬̓͆̇̈o̴̹͖̓͋́ṅ̸̢̢̛̙̙̪̘̞̘̜̤̈̓͒͛̋̀́̆͛͠ĕ̵̟̻̰͕̹̟̠̙̼̘̻̠̌͌̑͛͐́̈́̉͘͝͝!̸̢̢̡͔̩͎͇͔̮̭͖̯͍͌̋̌"̸̛̱̆͐͂́́͂̓̀̽͛̂̚͝
Celestia paled as she felt a darkness, the type of which she had only ever felt when-
"Oh, no." She moaned, where Twilight had stood now stood a sleeker, darker, older Alicorn version of herself.
She sneers at the mare of the sun, "Terribly sorry, your majesty. I'll have to decline a place at your school, a MUCH better position is about to open up-
ZAP!
Before Celestia can even BLINK, she's been turned to stone...and her magic is ripped from her body. Twilight smirks as the power of the sun flows through her... "Ruler of Equestria...eh, it'll do for now..."
She turns to the still rampaging dragon, "You obey me now dragon!" She shouts as she casts an enthrallment spell on him, the 50-ft dragon quickly bows in submission to his new mistress...
Shining had already grabbed the two sobbing twins and ran like there was no tomorrow...Mable was panicking and Dipper struggled the wholw way, pleading that they needed to go back and rescue Twilight!
Still unseen by all, Slenderman laughs at the sight of a family falling to pieces.
"̸̢̬͍̘̏́̐Á̶̺̬̙͖̠̣̠̖̥͝͝n̸̡̡̞̮͍̝̼͕͗̎̈́̌̒ď̷̺̥̼̦̩̅͂̀̑̀̉̓͛̔ ̷̘̞̪̫͇͓̞̓̃̔͆̓̍̚͘ͅn̵̢̡̳̠̩̞̱̼̳̰̬̓͗̈́̐̋͊̚͝͠͠ǒ̷̫͖͕̘͑̂̎͗͊̅̚w̵̞̗̗͋͂͒͌͊̐̓̈́̿ ̵̨̨̛̛̘̳̪͈̫̀̑̌̄͑̔̒̎̈́̽̐̍͋ͅf̶̢̢̪̤͙̬̯̬̥͚̖̰͙̗͉̏́̿͑͑̔͌̈͒͐̿̚͝͝͝ȯ̴̩̜̝̭̠̻̃̃̀́͛͊̊̈̀ř̶͈͑͌͒̀́͑͗̍͒̚ ̴̧̛̙̟̙̱͖̬̻̪͍̬̻̳͔̾̽̾͛̽͆͑͝͠͝M̶̧͉͍̟͙̻̱̠̰͓̻̼̮͆̓͒̚͜ͅą̴̡̞̮͈͈̲͈̜͙̊̿̏́̑͝b̴̪̝̀̅͂̏̽̓ļ̷̲͎̭̜͓̭͕̯̮̈́͐̈́͛̎̏̊̒͒̕͘͝ȩ̶͙̯̞͕̻̝̩͙͕̀͒̓̓̈̎̈'̴͚̯̱͉̪̰̬̟̹̺̞͖̗̗́̎͂̒͒̍͘s̴̨̨̛̮̠̹̪̼̮̹̄̒̌̎̽̃̽̅̆͠͝͠ͅ ̴̛͔̞̗̪͚̊͠ŵ̷̦̣̤͕̖̪̗͎̮̮͛̌́̓́̕ȋ̸̡̲̺̝̱̖̖̯͉̎͋s̷̨̼̼̲̘̻̺̦̥̟̙̑͆̈̈̎̇̀̿̕͜h̷̢̠͚̲̙̦̱̀́̄̊̌̿̈́̾͛̈́̈́̚͜:̵̧̡̛̰̖̤̙̟̫͖̠̬̮̥̽̒̒̏̑̔̚͝ ̶̹͙͍̜̤̙̈́̾̐̇̉̔͝͝W̴̖͈̝̬̽̆̀̓́̓͋͊͐̚͠ǎ̵̧̡͚̝͓̗̥̝̺̤͚̖̪̗̅͆̈́͛̌̕n̵͎̤̩̬̮̯̠̘͉̠̻̙̏̀̋̍̍̏̉͌͘͝ͅt̸̛̟̭̫̻͇̦̜̪̲͚͉̮͊͛͋̚ͅͅ ̴͈̰͐̓̈́͆̂͆͒̑̑͘͘T̵͎͎͛̒͗̾͆ẘ̶̡̛̯͔͔͎̯̰̺̩̝̅̈́̏͒͛̅̏͐̀̒̕͘͜͠i̴͇͓͔̖̦̦̖̰̍͒̾̓̈́͝͠l̵͇͔̪͙͎̃̓͒i̵̛̹̰̅̔̿͒̃̿͑͑͋̆͒͆͜͝͝ǵ̴͔̹̩͎̤̿͗̑̚͝h̶̨̲̯̭̺̠̓̈t̵͈̀͋̀̀̀̓̄̒͋͝ ̵̡̛̞̓̎̄̐́̾̾̇̆͆ť̷͈̥͚̦̥̯̟̼͕̩̽͌͛͂o̴̢̨̭͉̦͙̤͖̱͚͎͓͒̇̈́̏̅̈́̑̎̑̄̈́̃̽͝ ̴͔̙͚̤̖̠̓̾̉̉͗̈́́̇͐̊͘͘M̸̛̝͎͇̳̭̟̭̖͇̖̽̇̿͗͊̌́͜͠͝ͅA̶̛͈̠̠̱̳̬̤̘̣͙̿̊̐̌̾̉̄̂̎̈́̚͠͝ͅḴ̵͑̿̍̄̾̏Ȇ̸̻̳̣̤̮͈̅̂͊͑̽̓͝͠ ̵͉͊̀͛̽̿̑̿̃̄̈̄̕m̸̧̳̬̙̼͙̹͍̤͎͚̘͔͗́̄͛́͌͌͘͝͝͠ǫ̵̭͇͍̬̭̞̟̹̯̍̃̀̈́̕͜͠r̷̟̊͐̑̈́̊̓̾̃̚̕è̶̡͙̻͉̱̺̘̯̮̳̣̱̭̾͛̍̈̿̅ ̴̨̹͖̳̮̻̦̫͒̊͘f̶̧̧̛͈̙̬̘̜̪̗͕͓͚̽́̋̄̍̃ŕ̶̨̗̒̄͆̀̓̐̃̇̽̉̓͝͝i̵̜̱͓͚̹͉͒̈̀̔́̊̿̕͜e̷͉͗̊̇͗̏͗̔̕͘n̷̡̛̦̦̭̝͎̰̱̟͎̗̭̮̗͖̑̐̒̍̒͌̽͌̓̕̚d̶͕͖̰͍̟̰̠̲̓s̵̳͙͛͆̓͗̀̈́̎̈̕ ̶̝͖̯̘̙̥̆̈̂̓̏̂͐́̒͘à̸̻̻̲̙̞̖̑̀̏̎̌́̾̇͘͘͝ś̶̤̞͍̮̩͚̈ ̸̨̘̣̱̠̘̘͔̘̽̆̓̈́̊͝ͅ'̷̦͗̎̽̿̏̐̀̽͊́͐̕a̷̧͔̙̾͒̄͆̉͠ẘ̶̤̩͓͚̬̗͖̱͍̞̪̘͚̑̓̈́̆͜͝ȇ̴̛͎̓͋̆̂͛̊̏͋͛̎̋͝ͅͅs̸̡͖̲̾̈̿̽͌̂̃̄̀o̴̼̹̬̳̙̣͕̳̹̟͚͕̬͋̄̐̃͐͑̆̊ͅm̴͖̰̮̩͈̮̲̖̐̇̃é̴͕͍̟̜͓͔̩̪̟̳͔̞̜͓̅̿̄̀̓̍̋̅̓'̴̫̤͎̮̘̝̯̼͙̽̒ ̷̻̖̳͕͂̋̊͂ā̷̧͓͇̲͉̤͎̟̹̟͔͖͖̈́̋̾̅͛̋̈́͘͠ͅͅș̷̪͇̘̜͚͉̰̅̑̄͛̓̈̔̃͊̅̚͝͝ͅ ̵͚̮̻̼̈́̈̈́̈́̚͜͠h̴̨̡̤͓̝̺̻̬̗̥̺̱̭̼̤̊̐̉̑́́͂̍̑̒̏̐̍̑ě̵̢̢̛̫͉̤̼͎̖̩͚̖̙͈̿̀̀̂͜͝͠ṛ̶̢̡͈͎̞̞̖͇̪͈͉͔̔́́̆ͅ?̸̪͚͕̺̺̟̤̻̟̖̗̉̐̌̋̇̕͠͠ͅ ̴̥̼̯̬͔͖̣̼̮͍͈̀́̅͌̀̎͆̌̅͑̑͠T̶̨̡̛̛̗̘̖̳̼̻̺̜̞͓͑̊̀͑͑͌͊̔̄̐͜͝ͅȟ̶̘̭̲̙̳̝̈͒͒̔̊́̅̾́̚̕à̸̡̭̼͖̲̥̦͎̦̩̫̼̟̙̽̒̿͗͘͘͝͝͝t̴̺̩̯̜̳͓͒ ̵̡͇̮̥̦͚̲̙̋̎̎͊Ì̴̡̡̛̩̿̋̾̆̊͠ ̴͉̱̠̣̻̦͇͔̘̈́̆͗̀̍̿͛̍̃̓̕͝c̷̡̨̩̜͚̝͇̙͓̯̻͑̍̇̆͊͜͝͠ạ̴̤͉̥͔̟̝̹͚͙͙̑̃̐̈́͊̑̌͛̅̃͆͘̚͝͝n̸̛̬͖̱̪͍̺̝̂̆̃́̏̊̿̕̕͝ ̴̨̺̘͚̥͐͒͐͜ḑ̸̛̮̖̮͚̺̺͇͙͚̠̿͒̂͌͒̈́̊̇̓̚ǫ̷͍̥̱͓̭̠̽̐͛̅̍͆́̕͘!̶̮͕̼͖͂̿"̶̢̢̧̜̮̘͎̗̺̻̩͉̩̿̉͂͒̋͛͠
He zaps another bolt at the darkness within Twilight, causing it to spread across Equesteria in five trails of smoke...their targets already locked...
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A now much older Alicorn Applejack, wearing a bussinespony ensemble glares at her aunt and uncle orange...both tied up and gagged. "Now yah'll just agree to this merger and the need for a hostile takeover will be rendered unnecessary." Said the dark orange pony with a wicked smirk...
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All of Cloudsdale screamed as it was blown to bits by yet another Rainboom, "HA! HA! YOU SUCKERS WISH YOU WERE ME RIGHT NOW!" A now much older and darker Alicorn Rainbow Dash was flying around non-stop, creating Rainboom after Rainboom. Bragging all the while, completely uncaring of the havoc that she was wreaking all across her nation...
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The ponies of Ponyville whimperd as one by one they were turned into living Mannequins by a now Alicorn Rarity wearing an iron mask and cape. She levitates her teacher into the air, "very nice? VERY NICE!? HOW CAN YOU BE OKAY WITH 'VERY NICE'!?" She screams as she shakes the terrified pony like a ragdoll! "Such mediocrity will no longer be tolerated! Clearly you all need me to keep you all fabulous!"
The ponies could only watch helpless and frozen as Rarity dresses them up while humming happily...
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An alicorn Fluttershy smiles as the animals, the very forest itself bowed to her! "For too long nature has been dominated by the pony! But no more! TONIGHT WE TAKE BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OUR'S!"
She grins evilly, "Starting with YOU lot." Hoops, Dumb-Bell, and Score sweat under her preadtor gaze as they are held down by grizzly bears.
Dumb-Bell sobs, "Were sorry! Please don't-
ZAP!
Three bullies writhed in agony as they slowly turned into trees...their pain clearly music to Fluttershy's ears... "Three down...Equestria to go!" She cackles...
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Maud pie looked around in fear, pies were raining from the sky, buffalos were dancing ballet, cotton candy clouds rained chocolate and her family were acting like dogs!
...Oh, and her sister had turned into a demented Alicorn clown!
"Pinkie Pie! What are you doing? Stop this! You-
And just like that...she had a razor blade in her mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face sis!" Cackled a demented Pinkie Pie...
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As Canterlot was burned down by Spikezilla...a strange Statue in the royal Garden began to crack...
…III...
TO BE CONTINUED?
1: in accordance with the 'destiny says so' accord act of 5XX A.L.(After Luna), if original parents can't be found, all foals become the legal property of the pony who's doorstep they were founded on...these accords were mostly vetoed across Equestria due to how stupid and insane they were(the one involving virgin sacrifices being a prime example), but some of the less extreme variants do exist in some corners of the country, western Canterlot being one of them. But the Sparkles thought them adorable, so they went with it. So that's fine
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