Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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RasenganFin: That he is, sounds gret. I'll use it.
Gamelover41592: thank you
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Wendy laughs, that 'barfing silly string' gag was still making her giggle...hmmm...maybe she should put some in Stan's Coffee next- "Hello, what's this?" Thinks Wendy to herself. A random roll of the galactic dice gave Wendy just enough perception- which in most universes she'd lack in a similar situation -to notice the twins in the copier room...and a disembodied hand?! She watches it just in time for it to be dissolved by liquid, Dipper explains what happened right before Mable- being Mable -sprays him with more silly string.
Wendy chuckles, then goes back to marveling at the machine, she couldn't get over how exciting her boring little town...true she'd seen proof supernatural things were real when Dipper saved her from those geriatric ghosts- she pauses to look at Dipper, "Huh...that was the greatest thing anyone had ever done for me...I really should thank him properly...the party would be a great time to- Wait, but we all have to work during it...or do we?"
Wendy smiles as she looks over the seemingly paranormal machine. It was a tight fit, but Dipper was able to find a 'Deluxe setting' which caused it to- after some sparks and smoking -expand enough to fit her.
Eventually, Wendy had a dozen or so unconscious 'twins' of herself- RAW! RAW! RAW! -and one paperjam abomination that they immediately locked in the closet.
Wendy just looked at them awed, "Dang...is that what I look like...dang, I look great!"
"You sure do", said Dipper before he blanched in horror what he just said outloud.
"Wha- CLONES! Let's get your clones somewhere more comfortable then this cramped copier room!" Interrupted Dipper frantically as they went and did just that.
Wendy and Mable giggled as they followed him, Wendy clones dragged behind them...
With them gone, the room is silent for a moment-
ZAP!
Then the copier, still stuck on 'Deluxe mode' began to spark and whirl unnaturally...
Error!
Malfunction!
Danger!
Out of Toner!
Emergency default setting initiated!
Previous Template accessed!
The Copier sparked more as a 3D picture of Wendy appeared, more warning/error signs flashed as the printer began to work on it's on...
Tonight would truly be a night that Gravity Falls would never forget...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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