Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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The Collector had a huge and hulking figure. He towers over all. His massive figure was also covered in rusted brown metal armor. Every inch of his body is covered. His matching metal mask has 8 holes in it for sight and breathing.
This was one of the few things Dipper was able to comprehend before it tried to pummel them, the spirit woman tried to help them but the collector simply shot an enchanted bola from his gauntlet and immobilized her. "Quickly, save my people!" She shouts as she squirms helplessly, among other things...
Wendy tried to use an uppercut to knock it on it's but, but a weird gadget embedded in his armor just righted him again. Dipper using the journal quickly communicates to the Plaidypus to go break everyone free of the Peanut Brittle.
He then finds a spell that could work...the Collectors armor maybe strong, but it was still metal...
The collector had pulled a large axe from his gauntlet and was now swinging it at an increasingly desperate Wendy, "Wendy! No matter what, your awesome and I love you! SAVE YOUR MOM!" Shouted Dipper as he jumps forward, frantically drawing a ruin circle on the ground around the Collector.
Wendy looked at him as he began to utter an incantation- AND SET HIMSELF AND THE COLLECTOR ON FIRE!
"DIPPER NO!" Screamed Wendy. Mary Corduroy, her 'coffin' half gnawed away by the Plaidypus...opened her eye's...her daughters tears rousing her... "W-Wendy?"
Wendy sobbed...the boy- NO, the MAN she loved was dying!
"Calm yourself sweetie, help is on the way!" shouted the still immobile spirit lady.
"My dear, I'm glad you awoke me, but WHY did you have to send Sandy- Don't squawk at me! You know what you did!"
Wendy looked up and saw an 18th century man, with no pants being lifted down by a swarm of woodpeckers, they all went into the flames, grabbed an only partially charred Dipper out, this broke the spell, but before it died, the woodpeckers pounded the collectors armor so hard it cracked in several places, causing the fire to seep in and burn him. He screamed in agony and ran for it in pain.
Wendy happily hugged a still slightly burnt Dipper... then made it very clear that if he ever did that again she'd make death by fire look pleasant!
"Hey, love birds! This ain't over yet!" Both kids looked up and saw the cave surrounded by hundreds of low-quality thugs for hire.
"We stayed clear out of fear of the collector, but with him gone we'll just take our due! Come on boy's, let's char-
The guy suddenly found himself punched ion the gut so hard he ejected his stomach from his mouth.
Dipper and Wendy were treated to the crazy sight of Wendy's naked mother glaring at the rest of the would-be assassins as the first guy fell to the floor dead.
"Do you mind? I have a daughter to reconnect to..."
The thugs just charged, Mary Corduroy sighed...and the kids were given the show of watching Wendy's mom beat down a hundred thugs like a hot knife through butter...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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