Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: yep

NecrorexSparda Juubi-No-Kishin: Perhaps I will

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After the last crook had been pummeled, it was tearful, blood-covered Mary Corduroy who hugged her equally tearful Daughter. Dipper watched with a smile, as did the rest of the natives as they were slowly reanimated.

"It is done." Said the spirit...her purpose complete...faded into the ether...

After an eternity of cuddling and reuniting, it's made clear what happened. While trying to summon 'the beast with one eye'. The shaman accidentally summoned her from the future instead. Not liking the sound of the demon, she beat up and forced the shaman to destroy the portal and create a 'Cipher' to help future generations(like Wendy) to fight the demon should it ever return.

She'd been saddened to never see her family again, but the natives(both human and creature) were so nice...especially when she proved her dominance and leadership over them!

"But never mind that! Tell me how you've been! How's your life. Introduce me to your boyfriend!" She looks to Dipper

Wendy blushed, "Whoa, Mom he's not-

"Relax, dear I don't judge a man by the size of his dick. But his actions, and he was willing to sacrifice his life for you-

Dipper smiled, "Why thank you Mrs- His eye's went wide -Wait, what did you say about my- To his horror, he realizes his pants were destroyed in the fire! Exposing him to everyone!

"GAH!" He screamed! as he covered himself. Wendy couldn't help but smirk at that, "Two hands are kinda overkill, isn't it? Just a thimble will do", she playfully teases.

Mary just laughed "Oh, relax Dipper! You'll be seeing a lot of Wendy too! The naturalist lifestyle of the natives is too good to NOT share!"

Wendy smirks, "Yeah I- Wait, what?!" Shouts Wendy mortified.

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Preston Northwest tapped his foot impatiently as he looked at the clock, "Where are those bounty hunters? Don't they know I'm a busy man!?"

Suddnely an aide appeared, "Sir! A bunch of weirdos are coming into town, claiming their the long lost natives of gravity Falls and that your Ancestor was a fraud!"

Preston rolled his eye's, "Bah! I don't have time for this nonsense!" He walks outside and goes to the microphone, "Right I don't know what insane asylum you yahoo's came out of, but I'm here to say-

"Careful Preston, you don't want your teeth to fall out like last time. Now do you?" Said a familiar voice that made Preston's insides freeze up.

He gaped in horror at the familiar, naked adult redhead. "Oh, no! It's you! I knew spontaneous combustion wouldn't be enough to kill you!" He runs away screaming, confessing that pioneer day and his ancestor was a sham and running all the way home...

Wendy blinked, "What? What just-

"There was an incident at Northwest manor when we were both 10. It involved lions, glue, duct-tape, and a LOT of lightning..." Said Mary happily, now enough of that! Where my Manly Dan! I got a several century itch to scratch! And you should have yours scratched too!"

RIP!

Wendy's eye's widen in horror as her mom rips off her clothes with little effort and leads the entire town in a monster of a party...

Dipper, just hands her his hat to cover her, they help Stan out of the stockade...and the two naked adolescents decide to call it a day and head home(Specifically the shack, no WAY was Wendy returning home until her mom was less Randy...)...

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