Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: (shrug) Eh, I'm on the fence when it comes to Shining Armor...

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The werewolf preacher stood by the casket solemnly...

"We are gathered here today to see off someone who's completed his journey through our lives"

"Oh, this person my have been trouble at times. But the conflict the person brought would only make us richer as we strived to overcome it."

"As we commit this person to the ground and out of the circle of our existence. Think not what this person cost us, but rather what they GAVE-

"Are we seriously at a funeral for a giant floating head's marital problems?" Whisperd a naked Wendy to an equally naked Dipper as they sat in the audience.

Dipper shrugged, "Yeah, apparently flying heads like to consider their inner-demons as people and when they are resolved...they like to have a funeral for it to both symbolically let them go from their lives AND give respect to the darkness that lives within is, for without darkness there is no light and one should give respect to that..."

Wendy nods, "Wow...that's deep...but explain to me why were sitting through this 9 hour funeral?"

Dipper shrugged, "Well Mr. Floating head did resurrect you- At the cost of you being eaten!" Pointed out Wendy annoyed. "...Yes...but then he spit me out and resurrected me in exchange for you saving his marriage! I mean look at them, they look so happy."

Wendy looked over as the two giant floating head monsters nuzzled each other affectionately. Wendy smirked... "Yeah, that was pretty sweet...a lot of beeping noises for some reason." She mused out loud confused.

...many hours later...

The two naked adolescents walked home, "So we can't rely on him again?" Asked Wendy. "Afraid not, apparently he can only grant three wishes in one lifetime and he used the first one up 30 years ago to guy who needed a 'tear' -whatever that is." Explained Dipper, he turns to Wendy. "Which reminds me."

He holds Wendy's hands. "Wendy, watching you crushed to death...and then getting eaten made me realize...life's too short...not in our case since we had a little cheat, but we can't rely on that so it is still short- look your the most awesome person I've ever met and I'm not saying that just because you've been naked all this time- Okay, well I'd be lying if that didn't make you sexy- Wait, that came out wrong- GAH!" Dipper throws up his hands in frustration of his poor social skills, "Frack it! I'm just going for it!" He gets on one knee and pulls out a ring, "Wendy will you do me!?" He shouts in a squeaky, panicky voice.

Wendy looks at him blankly... "What?"

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