Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy was currently living at the Shack. Her parents needed to get... 'reacquainted'; Wendy didn't want to be anywhere near that, Dipper wanted her close by, Stan got a lot of cash dumped on him...everyone was happy
Or at least Wendy WAS happy with this...until she saw her mom's 'scheme'. Her brothers- instead of the shack -were sent to her cousins place, then when Wendy went to get clothes...her mom had sold all for them! The whole family was going naturalist!(dozens of people were clawing their eye's out at the sight of Manly Dan in the Buff walking through town...his 'excitement' for his wives return plain to see by all) Then her mom delivered some 'Vienna sausage' sized condoms to Dipper!
Wendy, was naturally mortified. Unfortunately, she dared not go berate her mom- lest she 'interrupt' her parents -so she was forced to just stay where she was...naked.
Stan still had no other clothes her size except the maid outfit(and after last time, hell would freeze over before she got back in that) and a poncho. So Wendy was forced to hold down her poncho non-stop lest she have a 'Marilyn Monroe' incident...
And things weren't helped by-
"Tambry!? what are you doing here!? Strike that, what are you wearing?"
Tambry- Wearing Stan's maid outfit smirks, "I decided to start working here, earn some extra cash, maybe have an adventure or two. As for why I'm wearing this...by agreeing to wear this while I work, I got Stan to pay me extra!"
Wendy glared, "Cut the frak Tambry, your trying to seduce Dipper!"
Tambry shrugged, "So what if I am? Just because you haven't staked your claim yet dosen't mean no one else can-
"Tambry, this is wrong! Dipper's a kid! We can't- "We talking about the same "kid" who daily risks life and limb to make you happy? Who's faced monsters twice his size and WON? Who helped get your MOM back? Wendy, if ever there was a "kid" who deserved to be made an exception. It's him. Besides, I looked it up. He'll be 13 in a month or so and the age of consent in Oregon is 14. That's close enough, really." Interrupted Tambry smugly
"Tambry, you can't just- wait, seriously? 14?" Asked Wendy interested. Tambry smirks but nods. For a moment, Wendy looks contemplative...then blushes and shakes her head. "No, I can't! It wouldn't be right!"
"Hey your loss, my gain." Pointed out Tambry happily. Wendy glared, "I WON'T let you do this Tambry. Dipper has no idea how to handle girls, I won't let you take advantage of him!"
Tambry glared back, "Make me."
Wendy laughed, "Uh, Tambry? You know I can bench-press you right?" She cracked her knuckles with anticipation.
Tambry nods as she walks up to her, "True, in a fair fight you'd beat me hands down-
RIP!
"Which is why I won't fight fair at all!" Laughs Tambry as she rips of Wendy's poncho and run, leaving her naked. "TAMBRY! GET BACK HERE!" Snaps Wendy as she furiously runs out the door after her-
slam!
Click!
Only to hear the door slam and lock behind her, Wendy pales as she sees that Tambry had simply made it LOOK like she'd gone outside...instead she was inside, all the entrances locked, cheekily waving at her-
"TAMBRY!" Screamed a naked Wendy as she pounded the door as Tambry cockily walked away...
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A naked Dipper looked down embarrassed as the Vienna sausage sized condom...slipped right off his...'part'...this was SO embarrassing...the mother of the girl he loved bought him the smallest condoms in the world...and his teeny weeny was too small for it to fit!
...not...that he'd been planning to use it...he'd just been curious...never actually seen a condom before...
He looked at the mirror, looked at his naked body. "My junk is small...but Wendy said she liked that...sooooo...is that a good thing? GAH! I'm so confused!"
"Well how about I make things simple then?" Dipper let out a startled squeal like a girl as he hastily covered himself as he turned around to see a smirking Tambry...walking in like a predator cornering her prey...closing and locking the door behind her...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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