Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Wendy gave a good long look at this boy- No, this MAN who'd come to mean so much to her...there was only one way to respond to this:

She burst out laughing. Dipper groaned, "Okay, that's it. I'm done with woman. Writing's on the wall, I guess I'm just going gay." He turns to a guy walking by. "Sir, may I buy you a drink? Come on, who you fooling with that toupee?"

Wendy got control of herself, "No, no! Sorry man, it's just...you and me, were both naked, we both nearly died and then you proposed? Come on, how can I not laugh at this ridiculous situation? Where did you even get a ring? And where were you carrying it? Again, your naked!"

Dipper gulped and blushed, "Uh...it was in the floating heads stomach...I assume- "Assume? How could you 'assume', either it was or it wasn't." Asked Wendy confused.

Dipper went even redder, "Well, I assume because I didn't have the ring when I was eaten...and I HAD it when I was coughed up...lodged...in me..."

Wendy went green, "Right...defiantly NOT taking that ring now." Said Wendy firmly. Dipper sighed, Wendy puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. "But look man...you are right. Life is too short and we need to live it while we can...but forget marriage! If you ask me I owe you for saving my life." She states as she leans in closer...her hand slowly making it's way down from his shoulder...to his chest..to his stomach...to-

Dipper made a little whine sound, "Uh...Wendy? Your grabbing my- "I know what I'm doing." Said Wendy with smirk as she kissed him, "The question is...what are YOU doing?"

Suddenly, Dipper found himself pinned to the ground, he was sweating bullets. "Wha- Wendy, wait! I- I don't know what to do!" "Neither do I! This will be a learning experience for both of us!" She makes out with him more! "B-but it's broad daylight on the middle of the beach! Let them see!" Said Dipper in between gasps of air. "Were on a deserted part of the beach, no one around you big baby! No enough talk, time for some 'Carpe Diem'!"

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Wendy was...sorta right...there wasn't any people around...camera's broadcasting live throughout the country on the other hand...

Mrs. Pines wretched into a bucket...while Mr. Pines did his best not to look at the sexy, naked redhead...

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Although they never got a picture of the Gobblewonker, apparently 'someone' recorded their antics and apparently that counted...yet another reward added to Wendy's account...

Not that Wendy cared...she was busy with a 'diffrent' reward(SMALL as it was), after her near death experience...she more or less became an adrenaline junkie...mostly with making love to her best friend...

Dipper had lost count of how many times he'd been randomly grabbed, had his clothes ripped off...and ravished in a new location...

Mable's bed, Stan's bed, Soo's bed, Manly Dan's bed, Tambry's bed, Robbie's bed, Robbie's couch, Robbie's roof, Robbie's grave plot, all over!

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Today was a grand day, Mable was about to unveil her masterpiece: Wax Stan! ...or she would if she could get to the podium! "Sweetie, what's the hold up?" Shouts Stan from the stage.

Mable groaned as she rubbed her aching back while slowly walking forward. "Sorry Grunkle Stan! My bed's all broken for some reason! And it smells weird!" "It was a miracle that bed held as long as it did! It was mostly held together by stains after all...as for the smell...just keep taking antibotics, you should be fine..."

Mable moaned, but nodded as she dragged herself onto the stage...

Meanwhile, Dipper looked toward Wendy as she sat beside her at the ticket booth, "Uh, listen. Wendy? The last week or so has been the best of my life...but, we've run through my wardrobe rather fast. This is my last outfit, if it gets destroyed. I'll have nothing left." "You don't say", Said Wendy interested.

"Right, so maybe if we could just ease up a bit- WHOA!" Screamed Dipper as Wendy pounced on him and dragged him underneath the table cover, soon the confetti remains of Dipper's clothes were streaming everywhere...

Had the townspeople not been so focused on being mad at Stan cheating them out of their pizza, they would've heard some interesting sounds...

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Waiting for everyone to leave, a happy(yet still a bit annoyed) and naked Dipper Crawled out from under the table cloth with Wendy. "Dang it Wendy, why did you do that!? I told you that was the last of my clothes! Now I'm going to have to go through the whole summer completely naked!"

"Oh, no! How terrible." Said Wendy sarcastically. Dipper sighed, "Okay...fair enough."

waiting for nightfall, Dipper streaked to the town. with nothing covering his modesty but his wallet, Desperate to buy clothes...but ironically, every clothing store had a 'no shoe's, no shirt, no pant's, no service' rule(yes, they actually included pants for once, just yesterday actually...). Worse, their security is so tight that all his attempts to steal them only lead to him getting tazzed, kicked in the nuts repeatedly, banned from all the clothing stores in town, and thrown out on the street...and they confiscated his wallet too!

Finally, he's forced to return home tried, penniless and naked. Mable pauses to vomit at the sigh of him coming in before asking, "what?" "I don't want to talk about it." Said dipper annoyed.

Once out of eyesight, he find himself once more grabbed and and flung onto the floor of the wax figurine exhibit.

Dipper sighed, "Really? Again?" Wendy shrugged, "well, if you don't want to..." "No...as much as I want to stay mad at you...I can't...I JUST can't...your too awesome Wendy...and so is the sex." Admitted Dipper with a resigned smile.

Wendy smirks, "great!" And they go at it...completely oblivious to one of the wax figures grabbing an Axe...and heading over...

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