Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Gamelover41592: Yes, yes they are...also thank you.

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Dipper gulped as he concealed himself from Tambry...that piercing, hungry look...now he understood what it meant to be 'Naked among wolves'.

Tambry laughed, "What you doing man? I've seen your dick before, we both know two hands are overkills...frack, a pinky toe is overkill." She teases.

Dipper, his face now very red, gulps as she comes closer...

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Wendy grumbles, to dodge being seen by all the tourists she had do to dive into a briar patch, then a certain maid outfit was thrown out DIPPER'S window. Wendy barely blinks at this for a second, before her rage kicks in and jumpstarts her to hastily climb up the side of the Shack.

She looks inside the window...just in time for her heart to shatter at the sight of Tambry plowing into Dipper. Wendy is so devastated, she doesn't notice when the rain gutter buckles under her weight-

CRASH!

-And she falls right into the briar patch, AGAIN.

Too furious to care about anything else she runs toward the nearest car- punching everyone in her way -hot wires it and guns it over the ramp Soos made for testing the golf cart-

BOOM!

Crashing it right into Dipper's room! Wendy jumps off, coldcocks Tambry and hugs a flustered Dipper to her chest.

"FRACK YOU TAMBRY! DIPPER BELONGS TO ME! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM BUT ME! HE'S MY PROPERTY!" Screams Wendy angrily...then goes very red when she realized what she just screamed...

A black eye'd Tambry smiled, "About time you confessed girl! You need to be more honest with yourself!"

...many minutes ago...

"Relax Dipper...I'm not looking for anything serious." "Your not?" Squeaked out Dipper in surprise. "Nah, I just want to have some fun and...'thank you' for saving me from those ghosts awhile back. Now Wendy on the other hand...she'd DEFINITELY be interested in something more long-term."

Dipper eye's widen, "REALLY?"

Tambry nodded, "Yep, she might be acting like a bit of a prude now...but give it time...she'll give so many unforgettable nights you won't even be able to see straight!"

To her surprise, this seems to make Dipper even more nervous...then she saw his nervous glances to his still covered donk...then smirks.

"Worried you won't be able to SATISFY her, sailor?" She teases.

Dipper whimpers...but reluctantly nods. Tambry gets right up in his face, "Y'know...I still want to 'thank you'...how about a 'practice round'? Get all your 'first time jitters' all misfired away before you go to the 'big leagues'?"

Before dipper can even respond, Tambry is making out with him and throwing him onto the bed...

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-And Let me tell you something Big Red, where this kid lacks in girth and technique...he makes up in pure, bloody, STAMINA!" Wendy becomes even reder then her hair...

She thinks on it...perhaps it was time she was honest with herself...but still...

"I...but what I just said...it's messed up! I want him to be my PROPERTY? That's horrible!"

"Uh...actually...I'm cool with that." Admited Dipper awkwardly.

Wendy looks at him in disbelief, "Seriously?" Dipper gulps, "Yeah, I trust you..."

Wendy didn't know what to say...

...later that day...

"Okay, so were in agreement...we go on a couple dates...and if we like were were going...we go all the way...sound good?" Asked Wendy.

Dipper nodded as he walked with her, "Uh...yeah, sounds great...explain to me again why it was necessary to permanently tatoo 'Property of Wendy Corduroy' across my but cheeks and 'touch his dick and I'll snap you bitches in half' across my scrotum? that REALLY hurt!"

Wendy groaned, "Why did I get drunk with Tambry again ?That never ends well! I promise Dipper, for you I'll go sober. For now do whatever you want at Stan's lame faireground, my treat!" Exclaimed Wendy as she end Dipper entered the carnival at the front of the Shack...

...Meanwhile...

Slenderman glared at the little piglet, "You going down pig! But not just yet...I got something SPECIAL in mind for you today..." He chuckles...

"Uh, sir? If your not going to guess the pigs weight I'm going to have to ask you to leave and let the next person in line have a turn." Instructed Sprott flatly...he then immediately had his neck snapped in two...

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