Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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While the two lovers went at it like a couple of starving dogs, a dark figure came up behind them raised the axe high-

CRACK!

Wendy in a fit of oblivious passion, pivoted her rear backward for a rather grand 'thrust' and so large and powerful was her rear, the figure was SNAPPED in two! While the two lovers continued on oblivious...the other dark figures in the room...quickly decided to cut their losses and simply sneak out of the room...ans sneak back later when the deed was done...

Dipper and Wendy never noticed this at all...

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Dipper fumbled about awkwardly upstairs, he had no clothes...being naked in front of Wendy was(eventually) one thing, but in front of everyone else? It was too embarrassing! Well, at least it was a nice day...none of those random heat flashes that seemed to be popping up lately...

Suddenly he heard Stan screaming, wasting only one second to grab a nearby towel and head downstairs to make sure his grunkle was alright. He finds him, the police, Mable and a beheaded Wax Stan.

"What happend?" Asked Dipper. "Wax Stan was murdered and- Why are you in a towel?" Asked Mable uncomfortable. "Uh, I was drying off after getting out of the shower when I heard Grunkle Stan scream." Lied a flustered Dipper quickly.

Mable blinked, but shakes her head. "Whatever, just get some clothes on, FAST. I'll handle things here."

Knowing refusing would look suspicious, Dipper dose so. To his surprise he finds a message on his bed. It was a note from lenderman asking HIM to go give the second part of the message to her for her next challenge.

Dipepr frowns, "Wait...why is he doing all this? What dose he get out of-

Slenderman pops out of nowhere, "You will not question my motives or figure them out and just continue as you were doing." He instructs as he snaps his fingers.

Dipper's eye's glass over. "I will not question your motives or figure them out and just continue what I have been doing." Said Dipper in a monotone voice.

Slenderman is about to leave...but then gets a wicked idea. He opens a window, places Dipper by said window, releases Dipper from his trance, teleports outside the door, changes his shape to that of Mable as she begins to pretend skipping to the door singing a merry tune while pressing his ear against the door.

"Lah-lah-lah! Going to my room! Lah-lah-Lah!" He's rewarded with the sound of Dipper's panicked squeak and a crash and yelp of pain as he banged his shin on something.

Meanwhile, Dipper panicked. If Mable saw he wasn't dressed yet she'd demanded an explanation and he REALLY didn't want to explain how and why her bed was now broken...

Seeing the door stating to open he jumps through the window as it's the closest hiding spot. He yelps as he bangs his shin on the windowpane, he quickly hangs from the gutters, but groans when he saw the towel had been snagged off him and was clinging to the windowpane...

"Who left this window open? And how'd this towel get out here?" Said 'Mable as she came to it, Dipper's heart sank as she took the towel and looked the window shut...leaving him dangling naked...

"Well...crud..."

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After falling into a bramble bush, Dipper stealthily streaked to Wendy's and climbed into her window-

SLAM!

Dipper screamed in pain as the window slammed down on his mid-section, "Gotcha pervert! Tried to sneak on our sis, will you!? Well we- Oh, wait." They pause to take a look at Dippers rear and groin- "No dick. Must be a naked girl that's involved with that naked-bet-contest-thing. Sorry little lady, go on ahead." They free a mortified Dipper who was trying VERY hard to hold back the tears of humiliation of being mistaken for a girl when naked(again). He falls flat on his face and looks up to see a smirking Wendy. She turns to her brothers, "She a friend of yours Wendy?" Asked one of them.

Wendy has to suppress a laugh, "Yep, me and this LITTLE LADY go WAY back." Dipper hides his face in shame. "Since you let him go and apologized, I'll let you guys off with a warning. But next time you bobby trap my window I'm throwing into the compost heap."

As soon as they were gone, Wendy grabs Dipper and makes love to him before he can say anything...neither notice the intense hot flash that briefly bursts over the town

GAH!

WHY DO WE BURN!?

Screamed many people...

Dipper and Wendy noticed nothing...

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When they were done, Dipper told her about her next challenge: finding out who 'killed' Wax Stan. Wendy was quick to prove her dad didn't do it as well as identify the axe as a Left-handed axe. As they were going out though- "Listen Wendy, do you have any spare clothes? I really don't want other people seeing me naked."

"Oh, no. How horrible." Said Wendy sarcastically as she put on a glove just so the bracelet could flash it away. "...Point taken." Admitted a resigned Dipper as he follows his equally naked friend outside.

Fortunately, everyone seemed to be at the hospital with third degree burns so no one saw Dipper- or if they were, were in too much pain to notice. All the suspects were also at the hospital and on painkillers, so it was very easy to quickly prove...that none of them did it...

"None of them?! How could that be?!" Asked Wendy annoyed. "I don't get it either...maybe we missed something. Let's go back to the Shack and give the crime scene." Suggested Dipper.

"Good idea, but first..." She grabbed Dipper and they made love inside the MRI machine...

Fortunately, no one noticed as yet ANOTHER hot flash was bringing in even MORE patients...

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Later, they come home to find it empty. A discarded note reveals that in an attempt to fix Mable's back with a 'home-remedy'...Stan actually made it a hundred times worse and she had to be rushed to ER.

Also, the last heat flash damaged most of the wax figurines so he wants them thrown out. Wendy and Dipper obliged to do so as they investigated, ans then Dipper noticed something about a leg he was about to throw out-

"Wait, this shoe has a hole in it..." Dipper takes out the photo of the footprint and compare it. "It's a match! And all the other wax figures have the same. But wait, dose that mean that the wax figures are-

-Alive? Quite so, my boy!"

Wendy and Dipper turn around just as the wax figures advance...

...To Be Continued...

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"Huh, that was surprisingly easy." Said Dipper a little later as they were throwing wax figure parts into the fire. "Well between most of their number too damaged from the hot flash, you quickly figuring out heat is their weakness, and the fact wax really isn't that strong to begin with...it wasn't really that hard." She snaps one of the wax arms in two for emphasis.

Wendy smirks, "Y'know...hearing all those wax people complain and be outraged to see us making love in front of them...it's giving me ideas..." She shatters another wax arm by simply clenching her but cheeks for emphasis.

Dipper gets a major chubby from that but quickly regains his composure, "What?! No, Wendy please! I've gone along with a lot of what you want because I feel bad about what you've been forced to go through... but please don't make me make love in front of other people! Putting aside how embaressing it is, I REALLY don't want to explain to Mable what we did to her bed!"

Wendy sighed but nodded, he'd been a very good sport about all he'd to him lately and a good friend. The LEAST she could was compromise.

"Okay, we'll put a pin in that for now." Said Wendy as she tossed coolio's head into the fire, "You two do it so much you might be knocked up dawg." Said the rapper right before he melted.

Both Wendy and Dipper's eye's bulge out and begin to panic...

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