Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Dipper was having a great time. Robbie was still in jail, he was on a date with Wendy, his scrotum was no longer infected and ozzing. He was having a great time!

Nearby, Mable happily hugged a her new pig. "I love you waddles."

"I love you too Mable, I love you with all my heart." Mable looked at the pig stunned the squealed. "You can talk too!? YES!"

"Do you regret winning me, Mable?" "How could I regret wining a cutie like you?" "Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?"

"What's that?" Asked Mable curiously. Waddles responds by smacking her so hard in the face, some her teeth are knocked out.

"What was that for?" Asked Mable confused and more then a bit hurt.

"Sometimes...Love hurts." Waddles lifts up an aluminum bat. "And I love you a LOT." He then hits her so hard she flies through the air and crashes into the ferris wheel. Causing it to fall over.

Everyone crawls through the wreckage and angrily surrounds Mable. "SHE CRUSHED ME AUNTIE!" "MY LEG! MY BEAUTIFUL LEG!" "SHE'S FLEW THROUGH THE AIR!" "SHE'S A WITCH!" "BURN HER!" "COMPARE HER WEIGHT WITH A DUCK, THEN BURN HER!"

Mable screamed as she was thrown onto a barbecue and forcibly raked across the coals! Her skin bubbled, her hair went up in flames, her nipples were scorched off completely.

"NO! IT WAS THE PIG! THE PIG!" She pleaded between sobs. "Now she's blaming a cute pig!?" "THE NERVE!" "RIP OUT HER TONGUE AND MAKE HER EAT IT!"

Suddenly the barbecue exploded, sending a crying Mable flying through the air-

CRASH!

"Mable, what the heck!? You just murdered Wendy!"

Mable looks down and to her horror see's that she had indeed crushed the red head to death. "What!? NO! Dipper! It was the Pig! The Pig!" Shouted Mable as an enraged Dipper beat her up.

"Like I'd believe that! I don't know what sugar packet you ate but I don't care! You murdered the woman I loved!"

Slenderman watches the pummeling while whistling Mal's tune. "Heh, heh. Not so great when your family won't believe a word you say, is it Mable?" He chuckles as he lifts up the 'essence of Cassandarian truth' he'd spritzed on Mable earlier. "Really, you should thank me for letting you take a mile in Dipper shoes. A new perspective on things can only enrich a person after all."

He stays to watch the fun...

Mable was in pain..she was crying...she watches as a blury Dipper sobs over Wendy's corpse...then he walks over to a bald and white blur...they talk for a bit, Dipper knocks him down, steals a measuring tape from the blur and fiddles with it-

ZAP!

"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?"

Mable, once again holding waddles, just say's. "Wha?" Waddles smacks her away again, and everything more or less repeats...Except Dipper tries to move wendy to the opposite side of the fair...

Slenderman coughs, changing Mable's trajectory so Wendy is crushed again...and an enraged Dipper beats her up again...

Mable was in pain..she was crying...she watches as a blury Dipper sobs over Wendy's corpse...then he walks over to a bald and white blur...they talk for a bit, Dipper knocks him down, steals a measuring tape from the blur and fiddles with it-

ZAP!

"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?" This time Mable is able to doge and grab the aluminum bat...or tires to, her hands are sweaty. It slips from her hands, goes flying-

CRACK!

-And hit's Wendy in the neck so hard it snaps, killing her instantly. "MABLE!" Screamed an enraged Dipper as he marches over to her enraged. "Oh, come on!" Screams Mable as she's brutally beaten by Dipper yet again...

Mable was in pain..she was crying...she watches as a blury Dipper sobs over Wendy's corpse...then he walks over to a bald and white blur...they talk for a bit, Dipper knocks him down, steals a measuring tape from the blur and fiddles with it-

ZAP!

"Mable...have you ever heard of...Tough love?"

"Okay, REALLY not liking where this is going." Says Mable outloud right before Waddles whacks her again...

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