Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Gamelover41592: indeed

RasenganFin: What's wrong with my MLP Crossovers? I'll definitely use most of that.

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Fortunately, their panic was short-lived as Lenderman called to explain that Wendy had they had a IUD installed in her uterus during her last check-up. Which freaked out Wendy for a second...but for some reason she immediately stopped caring, felt no need to question why he did that...and found herself inexplicably focusing on the joy that she could continue having sex with Dipper with NO consequences...

A NEW idea for a place to make love had also popped in her head...

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Gideon Gleeful whistled a happy tune as he walked upstairs. Another day, another successful show...and more unwitting sheep to add to his flock! With so many people being drawn to his tent of Telepathy, it was only a matter of time before the mystery Shack...

-Wait, what was that noise?

Gideon curiously walks over to his bedroom, slowly opens the door, peeks inside-

GAH! WHO ARE YOU!?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!?

CHEEZ IT!

Screamed the larger of the two naked figures on the bed, Gideon couldn't make out who they were. But he was too furious to care. Calling on the magic of his lucky bolo tie-

ZAP!

-To curse the smaller one as he follows the large one out the window. Gideon tries to run to the window to curse them again...but they're already streaking out into the night, far out of his range.

Gideon grumbled, vowed vengeance...then yelled at his dad to burn his bed...and bring some ice cream...

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Dipper groaned as he woke from bed...then cursed as he realized in his exhaustion last night, he forgot to set up his special 'silent' alarm(basically a clock that squirts water at him at a certain time). He's overslept! He needed to leave before Mable woke up and saw him naked! He quickly jumped out of bed-

-And right in front of an equally tired, equally naked Mable.

Dipper just stands there stunned and mortified...only for Mable to SMILE at what she sees? "Dang! I'm looking good today! "Shouts Mable as she rubs the sleep from her eyes and walks out of the room.

Dipper frowns, "What? What just happened here? Why didn't Mable freak out when she saw- Dipper's eye's widen in horror as he looks down at himself and sees something that wasn't there before...correction, TWO things that weren't there before and something that SHOULD be there but no longer was...and all this seen through his now much LONGER hair.

"Mable thought she was looking in a mirror...Mable thought she was looking at her GIRL reflection...I'M A GIRL!" Screamed Dipper horrified.

Grunkle Stan hears this from downstairs, "Called it." He says unsurprised as he flips a page of his Gold Chain Magazine apathetically...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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