Wendy's naked Summer 14
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Dipper was flat out panicking! Fortunately 'his' now much longer hair was perfect for covering 'his' body. Quickly covering himself with it, he rapidly grabs the journal and quickly reads through it!
Using a detection spell on himself, he found the curse that caused it and a bright orb rose from him and went out the window, seeking the curses source. Desperate not to lose it. However, so focused on he was in regaining his manhood that he didn't notice his hair's knots coming undone and the wind blowing his hair behind him.
CRASH!
Nor did he notice anything in front of him-
"Sorry!"
Shouted Dipper as he knocked over old ladies sipping tea-
CRASH!
"My fault!"
He shouted as he accidentally knocked over the town statue of Nathaniel Northwest
CRASH!
"I'll pay for that later!"
He shouts as he knocks over Durland and Blub's house of cards...
Blubs and Durland glare after the naked girl. "Put out an APB for Mable Pines." States Blubs into his walkie annoyed, "And bring Tazers!" Shouts Durland.
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Dipper's eyes widen as he looks up at the tent of Telepathy, the trail ended here... Now that Dipper thought back...yeah...he remembered a flash of light...and his wang burning a bit...
"Oh, no...something here lead to me being a girl? We slept in this guy's BED! Even if I weren't naked and emasculated, how would I ever convince him to-
"Well, hello there! Mable Pines is it? I can't say I've had the pleasure."
Dipper realized three things:
1. Gideon gleeful was standing in front of him.
2. He was naked AND uncovered.
3. He thought he was his sister...and was FLIRTING with him!"
Dipper had to repress his gag reflex as he covered himself mortified. "Uh, I can explain. I was in the shower and-
"It's fine, my sweet. You don't need to explain, you've obviously had a rough day, why don't you step inside so I can...take care of you?" He asked in flirty yet creepy and intense kind of way.
"This is sick and wrong!" Thinks Dipper to himself...but he was desperate to get his scholong back...what choice did he have?
Meanwhile, while Dipper wasn't looking. Gideon made a quick call into his cellphone, "Daddy? Listen good, your too immediately destroy any scrap of clothing that COULD be used to cover one's modesty, your to make it look like a remodeling job gone wrong, and you WILL take responsi9bility for said fiasco! Understand?" He hissed silently to his terrified father.
"C-consider it done!" Whimpered Buddy. "Good, see you inside!" Said Gideon gleefully as he turned back to help 'mable' get inside...while giving 'her' rear a nice once over...
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"Sweet mercy I'm on fire!" Screamed Stan. "Relax Stan I have...your...ointment." Said Wendy in disgust, she had no idea WHY her challenge had to be getting the tattoo off Stan's back...but between switching his sunscreen with cooking oil...and then...peeling his skin off...]
The less said about what happened next the better...
After delivering the skin/tattoo, sh saw...a naked Mable? Wait, no...the birthmark...could it be?
Dipper? How-
"Nope, I have the second journal, here's the spell to make me a guy again, and we are NEVER to speak of this day EVER again..."
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Gideon giggled... "This has been the best day ever..."
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Soon, Dipper was in a ritual circle and he was instructing Wendy how to prepare the potion that would restore him as a man...or boy at least.
Wendy is about to put in the last ingredient when she sees something in the journal-
Warning: if you don't add the last ingredient, the victims dick will come out smaller then before and permanently stunted(Geez, I feel sorry for the poor SOB who had to learn this the hard way)
Wendy looked at the last ingredient...then briefly at a nearby garbage can...then she shakes her head, "Nah, that be cruel. Besides his willy is tiny and cute enough as is." She giggled.
the ritual complete, Dipper goes back to his former appearance...we except for his hair. It's staid long but it goes from Mabel's bouncy curls to a more roughish appearance. When Wendy sees him like that she gets very hot and bothered by it and can't help but stroke it. When Dipper says he's going to cut it Wendy protests and tries to play it cool by saying that he looks cooler with his hair like that. Dipper, being Mason Pines, immediately switches sides of the subject and says he's going to need more conditioner...
In any case, to Wendy's surprise it's Dipper who takes initiative and asks for sex, Wendy could hear the mumbling of- 'need to get his scent off me...remind myself I'm a guy...
Wendy shrugged, whatever, sex was sex...
But as they went to make love in Robbie's kitchen, Dipper couldn't help but think he was forgetting something...
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"But I didn't do anything!" Screamed Mable as she was arrested, Tazed, and beaten up by the police.
"IN MEMORY OF CASTLE FLUSH, WE WILL PUMMEL YOU!" Scream Durland!
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