Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
RasenganFin: no pot, I'm high on imagination! Also, enjoy.
Gamelover41592: 1. yep. 2. it did
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Thankfully Mable hadn't been around the Shack lately for some reason- Dipper was too grateful to find out why -but he knew he couldn't keep on like this! Eventually, someone was going to see him naked!
Grunkle Stan was too apathetic to look at him, Dipper was able to distract the tourists with various knick knacks and other goo-gaws while he did his chores, Soos...was Soos.
Of course, Wendy's insatiable APPETITE was not helping things!
Speaking of which...she was dragging him with her once again...to an abandoned grocery store? "So...were going to make love here?" Asked Dipper relieved, at least it wasn't another public place...
Wendy smirked, "Yes, but we need to get you ready first- Before dipper can say anything Wendy dumps a weird elixir on him-
POOF!
Dipper's eyes widen in horror, his willy was gone! He was a girl again!
"Wendy, why?!" He demanded. Wendy just smirked, "Well first...I wanted to see you go from MOSTLY dickless...to just flat out dickless, won't lie. Not much of a difference- Dipper blushed...and whimpered...-Secondly Now I get to deflower the GIRL you." She said with a devilish grin.
And very soon...they were a whirlwind of brown and orange hair...
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"Man...why isn't Wendy here? We don't usually do this sort of thing without her!" Asked Nate as he and the other teens . Lee and the others rolled their eyes. "Uh...dude? She stuck naked all summer? Obviously she's been avoiding us! Who wouldn't?" Said Tambry annoyed.
"Oh, yeah..." Remembered Nate...then he smirked perversely, "Do you think we could invite her to-
"Finish that thought and I'll nut you." Said Tambry darkly... With that happy thought...they remained quite as they reached the abandoned store, briefly surprised that the door was already open and-
WHOA!
WHAT THE!?
SWEET BLOODY FRACK!?
HELLO!
WENDY!?
Sure enough, they walk right on a naked Wendy plowing an equally naked little- ... girl? -in the middle of the floor?!
Dipper whimpered, thankfully Wendy had turned him back to a boy mere seconds before they came in...but this was STILL humiliating...
He tried to get up to make a run for it, but to his horror Wendy was holding him DOWN! "Where you going? Were not done here, not by a LONG shot!" She said wickedly. Dipper 'epped'. She looks up to her friends, either leave or watch but this is still happening and YES Tambry you may take as many pictures as you want."
Tambry was a flurry of pictures...the boys all sat down-
RIGHT, I think this has gone on long enough!
Everyone looks up to see two elderly ghosts, bot look annoyed. They quickly explain how they died and how they were deadset on killing all teens who came to their store...
"But you! You filthy tramp! Will do something particularly nasty with you for defiling that kid!"
"No! Wait, don't!" Shouts Dipper as he quickly jumps up, exposing his still very WET body- much to everyone horror/delight - She's my girlfreind! I gave her permission to do this!" He leaves the 'more or less' part unsaid.
"Dang boy! You the man!" Shouts Pa...only to wither under Ma's reproachful glare. "-But...VERY irresponsible! Kids your age have no place doing that kind of activity." Corrects Pa quickly.
Dipper begs, "Please! Is there anything I can do to save her and her friends?"
To his horror...they suggest he do the lamby dance...complete with costume!
Well... who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?
I do! I do!
So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy
Hi there! Hi there!
So march, march, march around the daisies,
Don't, don't, don't you forget about the ba-by!
The elder ghosts applaud and so dose...a very hot and bothered looking Wendy?
"Right, I'll just take back the costu-
"NO! I mean...may he keep it?" Asked Wendy quickly. Ma shrugged, "I don't see why not...but yah'll need to leave NOW."
They all left...Wendy whispered something in his ear...that made Dipper get a VERY goofy grin on his face.
"Hey lamb chops! Where you going? Your mom?" Laughed Robbie. Dipper just smirked, "No, I'm going to have sex with the hottest, most AWESOME girl in town in your BED...how are YOU spending your Saturday?"
Robbie gaped...
"BURN!" Shouts the other teens...Wendy and Dipper run off laughing...
Robbie mouth opened and closed...finally...
"WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY BED!?
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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